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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    GDI
    The AIF hasn't technically given any ships to the GDI, but they have declared that "All AIF starships are under the joint command of the GDI and the AIF, thus maximizing their protection and exploration potential." They have allowed officer distribution on all ships aside from the Niktesh Protectors, as non-Niktesh are literally incapable of operating them due to their design.

    Genesis Number Something-or-other
    The mining universe has been completed, work on yet ANOTHER ring and pellet has begun, this time going much faster than before. The new universe will be another giant computer, which will be linked to the first one and provide AIF scientists with even more processing capacity.

    Research
    -Matter Creation: This technology will allow the creation of objects using absurd amounts of energy, it could possibly lead to teleportation.
    100%
    The AIF is now capable of solving basically every problem, aside from what to do with money now that it's worthless that is.

    Ongoing Research
    -Genesis Calculations:
    *Small "normal" universe.
    *Massive computer/warehouse universe.
    *Massive computer/warehouse universe inhabited.
    *Large mineral-rich universe.
    *Medium inhabited universe.
    *Weirdo physics universe 1

    AIF Market
    Selling:
    -1,003,302 pounds of Kindir Spices made from genetically modified crystals: (Amount in stock subject to change) All rights to Kindir Crystals belong to the AIF, infringement on this will result in planetary bombardment.
    [3 Credits per pound]

    -525,006 gallons of Nobjot flavored Kindir NutriSludge: The taste is soothing to almost all creatures. Is shipped as separate flavoring and nutrient packages allowing you to customize the drink so your species can actually benefit from it. Some assembly required. (Amount in stock subject to change) All rights to Kindir Crystals belong to the AIF, infringement on this will result in planetary bombardment
    [70 Credits per gallon]

    -1,000,000 pounds of plastic: comes in the form of used pens. Said pens can theoretically be refilled and used by humanoid species.
    [50 Credits per pound]

    -Universes: customer must specify the system that will contain the portal, all construction is done by trained professionals. Can be designed however the heck you want.
    [1,000,000,000 Credits per universe]

    -Planets: Can be any type of planet with any kind of gravity you want. Inhabited worlds not for sale. Contact the Sagitta for transport, customer must pay them for it.
    [5,000,000 credits or reasonable customer-suggested price]

    -Processing Power: A tiny bit of the processing power from the Genesis Computer, due to the sheer size of this computer, nobody actually knows how much power it has, but it is safe to say that an infinitesimal fraction of it could run a civilization's worth of space stations, so we've decided that we are just going to sell unlimited access.
    [100,000,000 Credits for unlimited use, the thing could run trillions of simulations, all of another universe, so go crazy.]

    -Antimatter: The Large Sol Collider produces massive amounts of antimatter every hour, this results in a large excess of the stuff. Due to the large amounts produced, it is unlikely that the market will run out.
    [1,000 Credits per pound]

    Buying:
    -Most classes of ships, as long as the price is right.

    -Defensive technology, as long as the price is right.

    Military
    14,101 Battle-Ready Starships
    -2,500 Human Cruisers
    -2,000 Kindir Scouts
    -1,000 Kindir Battleships
    -4,001 Cirrus-Class Lightship
    -500 Psionic Destroyers
    -100 Unity-Class Battlecruisers
    -2,000 Boskop Explorers
    -1,000 Ethra'Hirel Warships
    -1,000 Niktesh Protectors

    Exploration
    The AIF has sent out 1,000 Boskop explorers, each one carrying multiple diplomats of every AIF race on a mission to make contact with new species and attempt to have them join the AIF, and absolutely none of the Ethra'Hirel shock troops are allowed to kill anyone, unless they really really want need to.

    AIF Ship Catalog (Does not include bought ships):
    • Human Cruiser: Basic utilitarian design, on the large side but mostly because of the era they were designed in. These ships are aging, but they are doing it well, they are still a worthy part of the AIF Starfleet, as their size and ablative hull armor makes them very durable in a fight. Crew of 900.
    • Kindir Scout: Small starship, made of regenerating Kindir crystals. Lightly armed but maneuverable, these ships are just what the name suggests. Crew of 15.
    • Kindir Battleships: An incredibly durable design, the Humans obviously had a large hand in creating it. These ships don't have as many armaments as a Human Cruiser, but and nearly five times as durable due to their thick crystal hull and heavy-duty shield generators. Crew of 1,000.
    • Unity-Class Battlecruiser: One of the first Human ships designed completely for battle, these ships are durable with their heavy armor and redundant shield arrays. They are heavily armed with every type of antimatter weapon onboard along with the most high-tech energy weapons, while this combination results in low maneuverability, it also makes these ships far more effective than any previous design. Crew of 1,500.
    • Boskop Explorer: The Boskop Explorers are the largest ships in the AIF, not even the Unity-Class is as large as them. This makes sense, as they were designed for the sole purpose of transporting two species off of Earth to escape the Humans of the time. They make excellent troop carries and when properly modified they can easily act as heavy battleships, fighter carriers, repair/resupply ships, anything really. Their modular design makes them easy to modify too, allowing it to be a workhorse starship. Crew of 3,000.
    • Ethra'Hirel Warship: A destroyer-sized ship built for blowing up anything it comes across, respectably maneuverable and heavily armed, although they do not have heavy armor or shielding. Crew of 600.
    • Niktesh Protector: The Niktesh Protector is a corvette-sized ship armed mainly with long-range weapons designed to take out the aggressor before they even enter weapons rage. These ships are heavily armored and have redundant shield arrays allowing them to take quite a beating before being destroyed. Crew of 300.
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    posted a message on Fortunately;Unfortunately
    Unfortunately, it drilled through the dead end and created a new passage.
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    Message to the Entirety
    "Don't worry, we just saved Earth with it, we wouldn't destroy our sun unless it was an Archangel."
    ((DO NOT get any ideas from that.))
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    posted a message on 2352: Out of the Cradle Interest Check
    ((Okay, will do.))
    ((Why are we typing in OOC brackets? I mean, it is an interest check.))
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    Archangel
    The detonation of the Archangel destroys the Kindir ships that were in it's barrel, while the entire fleet takes severe damage. Buildings on Mars were heavily damaged, with the ones closest to the Archangel completely destroyed. Directly under the Archangel there is now a massive crater, visible from DS1 when the angle is right. Thousands have died, but Earth is safe.

    The crews of the Kindir ships that sacrificed themselves for Earth have been posthumously awarded many of the highest honors that the AIF can bestow, each and every one of them has earned a place in the history books as one of the people who saved Earth.

    GDI
    The AIF has deemed the Galactic Defense Initiative heavily needed as of now, as it could very well be the only line of defense against the extra-universal invaders. They have also put forward the idea of sharing technology to equip of GDI ships, allowing them to be as effective as possible.

    Military
    All ships are currently under repair, aside from the first Unity-Class Battlecruiser, which is fully operation and guarding DS1.
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    posted a message on Kerbal Space Program Roleplay
    ((He IS Jebediah, it's exactly what he would say.))

    "Mr. Jebediah, it's not that simple. Duna orbits around Kerbol at a slower speed than us, you don't just point at it and burn. It requires endless months of calculations, perfectly timed launches with only the best equipment, and the next launch window for Duna comes in 2 years, at which point the Koviets will have a Munbase, according to the estimates of our intelligence department. Instead we should take it nice and slow, the Koviets launched a satellite? We'll launch a Kerbal. Don't worry, they won't be getting to Duna anytime soon, there's plenty of firsts right here around Kerbin."
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    posted a message on The Riveter's Rest
    ((You're not breaking the fourth wall, you're blowing it up with a nuke and picking apart it's remains atom by atom, then splitting those atoms to pound where the wall once stood. Mind if I join?))

    [Ibrida]
    The song's over, so he should be feeling better about now, but with the Founder, sadness tends to linger until he goes to sleep, then he wakes up and decided to swim across the ocean while singing.
    He's sorta weird that way.

    [Founder]
    Just compose a song about the disaster and play it, people love sad songs if they're good.
    Are you crazy? You wouldn't compose a song about something bad that happened to you, you can't even talk about nightmares to anybody!
    Shut up, you can do it, you're not me.
    That was sorta your idea when you made me pop into the Kepler 22 system in a nuclear pulse rocket.
    Stop breaking the fourth wall.
    But it's fun!
    STOP.
    Okay.

    Great, now I have to write a depressing song, at least it might be good.
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    posted a message on 2352: Out of the Cradle Interest Check
    ((I don't think there are many mission based ones here, I've never come across one.))
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    ((Well, the archangels sorta exist to be super OP, so did the Reapers and the new extra-universal aliens. The thing is, your Brotherhood of Nod is as super OP as them without really serving any purpose other than being super OP in a time where we have far to many super OP things already, they would be perfect after we deal with the invaders and archangels, because the idea behind them is great, they just came at a bad time. This RP is fine with overly OP things if they come at the right time.))

    Message to the Brotherhood of Nod
    "Cease hostilities immediately or we will destroy your drill and kill every one of you in the system, then hunt you down wherever you may lurk and we will not rest until we turn every single one of you into a cloud of radiation! You are attempting to destroy the Human homeworld, the AIF members share an incredible connection, and if you destroy Earth, every single one of us will not want to kill you, but somehow find a way to subject you to eternal pain and humiliation in the most horrific way possible! We may seem weak and stupid, but we are strong, stronger than you could ever imagine! We may seem like cowards, but attack one of us and we will become the most fearsome warriors in the galaxy. When we come across.. THINGS that try to kill every single one of us just because we refuse to BOW to a substance we become more than fearsome warriors, we become savages, savages that have the capability to turn you into NOTHING. Do not fight us and we will not destroy you, but destroy our home and we will destroy you or be completely obliterated trying, you are mostly Humans from our intel, you all sicken me, we had stopped all wars within our species, made allies with all of our other factions, but here you are, attempting to destroy our home because we don't want to worship tiberium. It seems as though the founder of the EA was right, Humans will never stop fighting, it must be encoded into their DNA to kill one another. If your goal was to depress all Humans in the Federation, then you succeed. Someday the Human species will be no more if your kind of people continue doing what you are doing. Truly, I am scared for us all."

    ((Oh god, just writing that made me feel sad, mainly because I can totally see all that happening. On the other hand, this situation would make a great movie if it were edited a bit.))
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    posted a message on Kerbal Space Program Roleplay
    Kenner: The problem is that our rocket engines are COMPLETELY WORTHLESS since we got them from a junkyard, can't we send some spies over to the Koviets to steal their tech or something?
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    ((If that's a reference to the 2009 Star Trek movie I will be enraged.))
    ((A treasure trove of alien knowledge just makes it more OP anyway, and a driller of that size couldn't possibly get into the Sol system without being detected, it's simply too big.))
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    Defense of Paris
    The AIF EMPs take out all of the shields and disable all enemy electronics, including the cyborgs.
    ((Oh, and the bomber is easily destroyed before it even drops the bomb by the blanket of Antimatter AA fire in every area above the city.))

    AIF Paris Command Center
    "Psst, you think they realized their mistake?"
    "Nope, they still didn't realize that we were wearing light armor and that our skulls are thicker than theirs, do you have the laser?"
    "Yeah, right here, but my had does hurt a bit."
    "That's because a bullet probably got through and lodged itself in your brain, but since our brains are much more concentrated that those of the Humans, it didn't kill you."
    "A bullet? Who are these people? Time travelers from Earth's 20th century?"
    "Probably, they're stupid enough for it."
    "Let's kill them"
    "SURPRISE SUCKERS!"
    The Boskop tacticians kill the soldiers the enemy commando left behind and quickly reestablish the comm link with the Ethra'Hirel soldiers, ordering them to tear apart the enemy forces, literally. Afterwards, the Boskops begin the process of removing the bullets from their brains and/or skulls and rest while their metabolism goes to regenerating their wounds.

    ((I don't think anyone ever developed stealth technology, and a "Huge bomber" would have been destroyed by the ANTIMATTER AA fire the moment it started. Your Brotherhood is OP.))
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    Defense of Paris
    The AIF forces launch EMPs at the enemy army and begin blanketing the entire sky in Antimatter Anti-Aircraft fire after some primitive flight machines dropped bombs that exploded harmlessly on the shields of the power plants.
    Meanwhile, the Boskop tacticians are laughing at the stupidity of the enemy forces.
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    Archangel
    The LSC tightens it's antimatter steam to focus on the boundary, the Kindir battlecruisers have begun releasing more shards to deal with he increased antimatter density, with Kindir scouts also releasing shards to protect the cruisers, they are almost into the barrel.
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    posted a message on 2352: Out of the Cradle Interest Check
    ((Anyone? Anyone at all? Anyone to say that this should be thrown into the trashcan after being shredded and burnt?))
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