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Oct 2, 2013Keyguyperson posted a message on What types of technological advances do you think will happen in the next 100 years?I actually expect warp drive, call me crazy, but we already have a theory for it, which involves something that quantum physics says must exist.Posted in: General Off Topic
Oct 2, 2013((Oops sorry.))Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
"YAY! THEY'RE NOT ALL DEAD! "
"Sir, the leader..."
"Good and noble representatives of your species, may we take their leader into our custody? She is technically our enemy. We have no quarrel with the citizens, just the government."
"Not so fast, we are going to free the Imperial forces first, so we can fight the Imperial Resistance and with them the Holy Empire. Without the Imperials, we have no chance."
Billions of Federation starships take their positions around the galactic core, cloaked. They line up their ships on the Resistance ships and send a message to the Imperial forces, fully encrypted of course.
"Our forces are in place, you may begin your assault."
Oct 2, 2013Kar'atuk Alliance SituationPosted in: Forum Roleplaying
The fleet commander sends a message to the Kar'atuk Alliance.
"This fleet of 50 ships can easily destroy your planet. You are in no position to make threats. Submit to a complete investigation immediately."
AKU Science Vessel, currently heading to Haven City
"No, the company faded into obscurity when everyone became disappointed that disruptor weaponry needed more than a few trips A's for power. Other mascots were thrown around to keep it afloat, Energizer Disruptor, Energizer Mad Scientist, Energizer Genetically Engineered Malkrantian Shock Trooper, and finally 'Antimatter Dude'. The company has recently experienced a comeback with 'Energizer Founder's Tactical officer', when you meet him you'll see why. Then of course there were the other corporate mascots, the McDonald's Average American, KFC's Hungry Kuv'Nos, and more recently, Ablative Clothing's Vulnerable Antarian. Long story behind that last one, it involves a virus on Mars. Oh yeah, Antarians are Martians. Long story behind that one too."
Oct 2, 2013"You're an ex-marine! Good, you'll know more about survival than the rest of us." I take a swig of my brown nutritional sludge, and it tastes just as bad as last time. *HACK COUGH HACK* I spend the next minute spitting off into the distance to get the taste out of my mouth.Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
"Anyone else want some? It's technically healthy, it just tastes like a bunch of lab chemicals mixed together."
Oct 2, 2013((We've already got that coming in the form of the Imperial Resistance.))Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
"Sorry about the delay, we had a little trouble with our warp communications system. Yes, we would like to hear that."
A Draconian, a Boskop and a Human all walk towards the confederacy diplomats,with no guards.
"The Maou is not actually Human-built, it was created by a species called the Korpulans, who had a technical difficulty with it which resulted in there being only 100 of them left. Do you wish to continue this conversation in the conference room?"
Oct 2, 2013((Yeah, then the allies would have received their technology instead of Malkrantia. Which might have helped a bit, mainly due to the fact that Demon's Vein was probably based off of Madagascar's biotech. Of course, maybe you should have hit them with anti-missile missiles, that suits Malkrantia more.))Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
Oct 2, 2013[Founder]Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
"That doesn't make you dumb, I invented faster than light travel literally a hundred years before anyone else did, and yet i can say the dumbest things in the universe! Besides, what you said is completely true, we disproved countless theories with the first controlled time travel experiment, which actually ended with a science fair being shut down by military personnel because time travel is strictly outlawed by the Allied Kepler Union."
Oct 2, 2013((Where were these antics when you were attacked by Malkrantia? You could have had the entire world on your side in days!))Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
The AKU has quickly responded to the new information, sending 50 Earth-Class Starcruisers to all Kar'atuk Alliance colonies, all of their main spinal antiproton emitters fully online and ready to fire. They have also decided to lock down all teleporter systems on Earth, just in case.
Oct 1, 2013Valkyrie ContactPosted in: Forum Roleplaying
"Perfect! We are heading to the Human homeworld for a technical overhaul! We would be happy if you came with us, it's always great to meet a new species, and I'll bet the Earthborn will be really excited, especially in light of recent events!"
"Well, when we saw your ships, we thought it was an invasion, so we contacted the nearest ship, which just happened to be the Maou. It's actually carrying some other diplomats right now, but I think they're engaged with all the sights to see on one of the planets it's carrying."
Oct 1, 2013[Founder]Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
"Hey! I have so much experience with that one! I invented my own variation of the original too:
Roses are red,
Violets are freaking purple, not blue.
But you know what?
I still love you.
Oh wow, Shadow, that one you just said, that was great! It vaguely reminds me of some songs I used to listen to back in the 21st century and on the ship, it's a shame I don't have a CD player with me."
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