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    posted a message on Heroes of Xaltanthus [IC]

    Finley stands at the edge of the Great Market, a ever-shifting crowd of observers surrounding him. Finley is currently performing in front of a large fruit shop, specializing in summer fruits such as strawberries and watermelons. The shop owner, a few weeks ago, hired the amateur mage on contract, trying to drive business to the shop. So far, it appears the plan has worked. The crowd stands mesmerized as Finley works wonders with nothing more than a deck of cards. The cards flutter from hand to hand, almost as if some outside force was possessing them. Finally, the cards settle, with only one remaining in motion. "Is this..." Finley flips the card around, revealing the 2 of clubs. "Your card?" A young boy in the audience squeals in delight, grabbing the card and running off. A few generous passer-by toss coins into the circle of the audience. Finley glares at the boy, grabs a new pack from his bag, and continues the act.

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    posted a message on Steal the Cookie V - The Cookie Strikes Back!

    I toss a reality bomb at your OCs, and they suddenly become banned from existence for being Mary Sues. I then push you into a convenient hole, and take the cookie.


    I hand the cookie to MY OC, Aerxes Emerentius Hotlady, who is a half-demon, half-angel, half-mermaid, half-vampire, half-werewolf, half-god, half-furry, half-blood, half-reality warper, ninja assassin cyborg magical-girl bounty hunter. She has all of the elemental powers, is good with every weapon in the universe, she's super hot, everyone likes her, she can save the world if he wants to, or destroy it cuz she's way more powerful than anyone else, is good at cooking and fixing things and racing and sports and is super smart and is cool and is always wanted by the hot guys and can do anything better than anyone else...

    Here's a picture of her:

    She isn't a Mary Sue because she has a weakness: She's too powerful and gets bored by fights because she is the daughter of the universe and the god of anime and she's super kawaii and she is an orginal character donut steel.

    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    I suppose that's true. And I also suppose I am winning.

    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    T H I S I S N O T A R A C E.

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    posted a message on Caption the picture above you

    Poltergeist 4.


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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    I place a large snail in your path. The low-speed collision causes your cart to explode.


    I shoot the next poster. With a gun. A large one, at that.

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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    I place a sponge into the cannon while you aren't looking. That's a lot of TNT, isn't it?


    I remove the next posters arms and legs, take out all their teeth, dump them in anti-magic fluid, remove their arms, and lock them in a box hanging over a pit filled with razor wire. Good luck.

    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    I throw an equally strong basic at the acid, neutralizing it. Whoops, looks like the reaction made some poison gas. Good thing I have a gas mask.


    I hang the next poster with their own intestines.

    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Bump This Thread Everytime You See It

    *Phone noises* Hello? Doctor? I need an appointment. There's a weird... bump... on my arm. It's pretty itchy.

    Posted in: Forum Games
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