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More to come here soon if I'm not lazy!
Pfft.....never gonna happen

Texture packs/ Projects - stuff I'm currently working on





Quotable Quotes - Quotes and saying from the interweb, TV, and other places that I find amusing.

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Soldier with keen interest in birds

Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."

"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards." - Mark Twain

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - French soldier

"...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!" - Knight #1

"We are not retreating! We are advancing in a different direction!" - French Army Motto

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government." - Dennis

Well thank God for that. If we get hungry, we'll be able to eat his Kiwi boot polish. -Jeremy Clarckson

Your whole body's covered in turtles, you stupid jerk! - Romano

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people. -Joshthalk