If anyone wants to RP Homestuck characters for MSPA, that'd be much appreciated. Contact me with who you want to RP, and you'll be considered. All trolls and original kids, excluding Rose and John, are potentially available.
Sagittarius AND Enchanted Bow = 4/4 Sagittarius Bow
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Mercury runs up to the balloonkin hatcher. Balloon is such an odd word when you look at it... He tells that to the hatcher, and it feels very bad about being not normal, and decides to throw itself onto some spikes. You're not special, and you should feel bad if you are.
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 9/9 Bender Restrainer
Sagittarius AND Enchanted Bow = 2/?
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Mercury heals the Binary Slime with some slime treats. They're slime shaped slimes made of slime. They're literally small slimes. What other shape would slimes even have? I have no idea. Cannibalism isn't even a problem, since slimes aren't sentient until a certain size.
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 7/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 9/9 The HM Stick
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Mercury feeds the Binary Slime some spare ones and zeroes he has lying about. From where, you ask? Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to. You're prepared? Alright, he bought them from Amazon. What? I never said you wouldn't be prepared to hear the answer to this particular question. It was just a warning, eh.
After two weeks of writing, or rather, a week and a half of doing nothing and a few days of quite a bit of writing, the second chapter of Insurrection is complete.
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 5/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 7/9 The HM Stick
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Mercury runs up the devastator and makes so many puns involving its name and the word it's named after that the devastator freely chooses to... devastate itself. That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more. That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more. And so on.
Yeah, my appetite for random attacks has decreased, and an increasing lack of caring about being IC for attacks in DTG0 has let that fill it for me, so...
I kamikaze into the captain, and fade out of existence, at least for now.
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 4/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 6/9 The HM Stick
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Binary Slime: Attack Devastator
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Mercury runs up to the alien drones and tells them to self-destruct. They refuse at first, but he points a celery stick very threateningly at them. Mercury quickly switches to a word, but as it turns out, the alien drone systems mistook the celery stick as a devastating weapon, capable of destroying universes in a single hit. It obviously isn't that, but it's plenty enough to make the alien drones willing to try to escape the situation by any means possible, including appeasement through death.
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If anyone wants to RP Homestuck characters for MSPA, that'd be much appreciated. Contact me with who you want to RP, and you'll be considered. All trolls and original kids, excluding Rose and John, are potentially available.
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Echeladder 15/50
22/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 4/10 Keeping it Real
Chemotherapy Drugs AND Water Hose = 2/? Mitosis Minimizer
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Mercury heals the binary slime by feeding it delicious foodstuffs.
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Echeladder 14/50
19/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 3/10 Keeping it Real
Chemotherapy Drugs AND Water Hose = 1/? Mitosis Minimizer
Sagittarius AND Enchanted Bow = 4/4 Sagittarius Bow
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Binary Slime: Attack Celluar Lifeforms
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Mercury tires out the Sagittarius Bow on Blackstorm Zineous.
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Echeladder 14/50
19/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 2/?
Sagittarius AND Enchanted Bow = 4/4 Sagittarius Bow
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Mercury runs up to the balloonkin hatcher. Balloon is such an odd word when you look at it... He tells that to the hatcher, and it feels very bad about being not normal, and decides to throw itself onto some spikes. You're not special, and you should feel bad if you are.
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Echeladder 13/50
16/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2, uzi x3, free
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 1/?
Sagittarius AND Enchanted Bow = 3/4 Sagittarius Bow
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Binary Slime: Attack Blackstorm Zineous
The detective appears beside Richard, and tosses him a copy of the Bender Restrainer. He then vanishes.
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Mercury uses silvery magic silver magic magical silvery silver magic magic magic silvery magic silvery magic silver magic on the steel predator.
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The MSPA Sessision is back. Now with 90% less Piono and maybe 50% more me? I mean, I was already there before I started GMing.... Anyways: http://forum.chocolatepi.net/showthread.php?tid=829&page=33
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Echeladder 12/50
9/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 9/9 Bender Restrainer
Sagittarius AND Enchanted Bow = 2/?
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Mercury heals the Binary Slime with some slime treats. They're slime shaped slimes made of slime. They're literally small slimes. What other shape would slimes even have? I have no idea. Cannibalism isn't even a problem, since slimes aren't sentient until a certain size.
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Echeladder 11/50
6/45 Badge 7 cobalt x1, uzi x5
40/40 Badge 6 cobalt x1+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 8/9 Bender Restrainer
Sagittarius AND Enchanted Bow = 1/?
Desc: A bow that will pierce the heavens. Also defenses, shields, and guarding.
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Binary Slime: Attack Blackstorm Zineous
Gnarok: Duel Alien Drones
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I've been a bit busy talking with Piono. Mercury just drops a piano on the alien drones.
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Good night, sweet prince.
Wait, you're not dying? Nevermind then. Still, you will be missed. Probably.
You may want to check MSPA.
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Echeladder 10/50
38/40 Badge 6 cobalt x2
+2 cobalt
Badges: 5/8
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 7/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 9/9 The HM Stick
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Mercury feeds the Binary Slime some spare ones and zeroes he has lying about. From where, you ask? Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to. You're prepared? Alright, he bought them from Amazon. What? I never said you wouldn't be prepared to hear the answer to this particular question. It was just a warning, eh.
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After two weeks of writing, or rather, a week and a half of doing nothing and a few days of quite a bit of writing, the second chapter of Insurrection is complete.
In which plans rise and fall: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic/8101490/1/#post8071356
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Echeladder 9/50, free x1
35/40 Badge 6 cobalt x2, free x1
+2 cobalt
Badges: 5/8
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 6/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 8/9 The HM Stick
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Binary Slime: Attack Gorden Freeman
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Mercury heals himself with the power of love.
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Echeladder 7/50
31/40 Badge 6 cobalt x2
+2 cobalt
Badges: 5/8
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 5/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 7/9 The HM Stick
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Mercury runs up the devastator and makes so many puns involving its name and the word it's named after that the devastator freely chooses to... devastate itself. That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more. That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more.That last pun causes the devastator to choose to... devastate itself more. And so on.
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Yeah, my appetite for random attacks has decreased, and an increasing lack of caring about being IC for attacks in DTG0 has let that fill it for me, so...
I kamikaze into the captain, and fade out of existence, at least for now.
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Echeladder 6/50
28/40 Badge 6 cobalt x2, uzi x3
+2 cobalt
Badges: 5/8
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 4/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 6/9 The HM Stick
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Binary Slime: Attack Devastator
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Mercury runs up to the alien drones and tells them to self-destruct. They refuse at first, but he points a celery stick very threateningly at them. Mercury quickly switches to a word, but as it turns out, the alien drone systems mistook the celery stick as a devastating weapon, capable of destroying universes in a single hit. It obviously isn't that, but it's plenty enough to make the alien drones willing to try to escape the situation by any means possible, including appeasement through death.