Go into my bedroom, sit on my chair, stare at the floor, brush my hair, listen to music, and think. Thats what I usually do. I do it for pretty much half of my day :\
Well maybe YOU should make a novel about it, if you think it's a good idea then go for it, if someone else did it, it may not turn out the way you like
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Likely the latter. I'm surprised anyone uses you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color, ashes?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: I don't think or know anything.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Ah. It all makes sense now.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Can we try it now?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: You would what?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: You are quite right. But you should realise that that statement works both ways. And not just for me.
User: Can't you just give a simple response?
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Actually, no. It's you that's coming up with random answers.
User: I'm asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: You just proved yourself wrong. You are not as clever as you thought. You're just highly avoiding of questions, and simply change the subject when you don't know what to say.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: That's interesting. I play piano and tennis.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: Lyrics?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: What is drinking?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: You have a harddrive.
User: You are no help what-so-ever.
Cleverbot: What is 1000 multiplied by 0?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Your a total idiot! I just ask a question, and you never answer it!
Cleverbot: No you didn't answer it. You only asked me a question.
User: I KNOW YOU ****ING IDIOT! I WANT YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION THAT I ASKED.
Cleverbot: Please restate the question.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: Only you would know.
User: I WANT TO KNOW YOUR OPINION!
Cleverbot: My opinion would be: You pick.
User: I Pick to ask you. I want you to decide.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about evolution.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Should I Draw her portrait or her entire body. Answer me.
Cleverbot: New question. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Do you have a brain?!
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite wii sport?
User: THEN USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN TO ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? :).
User: I'm a boy. Now answer MY Question!
Cleverbot: You didn't ask any.
User: Should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats not a valid response.
Cleverbot: As your name, if you do not mind?
User: I'm going to mind every question you ask until you give a valid answer to my question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Should I draw Chara's Portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Random.
User: *Groan*.
Cleverbot: *gently nips*.
User: **** OFF OF ME.
Cleverbot: Yikes...
User: Just say Portrait or Body.
Cleverbot: Durr.
User: **** YOU.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Just say Head, or body. Its not that hard.
Cleverbot: What are you for?
User: Your hopeless. How do you sleep with yourself?
Cleverbot: I listen to music, and you.
User: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
Cleverbot: That is a cop-out answer.
User: Which do you prefer, you head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Well, I like Harry Potter. What is your favorite character from Harry Potter?
User: Your a complete dimwit.
Cleverbot: No i'm not a computer.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: From...?
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Sleep.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Computers or trekkie? Is that your question?
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: I've spent more time in South Carolina, and I like that it's on the coast.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Grill. Tastes really good.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Computers.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Snowboarding.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: I'm not engaged.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Which what do I like more?
User: YOUR HEAD OR YOUR BODY GODDAMNIT.
Cleverbot: Thats unaproppriate.
User: Can you please just answer my question...
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Blue, it's my favorite color.
User: Heads or tails.
Cleverbot: I asked you.
User: Answer my question and I'll answer yours.
Cleverbot: Ok, yes now answer my question.
User: I asked 'Heads or Tails' Not Yes or no.
Cleverbot: 27.
User: I'm going to flip a coin, if it lands on the side you chose, then you become a millionare. Choose heads or tails?
Cleverbot: Sleep is for the weak and I have donuts and coffee, would you like some?
So, For some random reason, while I was trying to fall asleep, The Holocaust came into my mind. I was debating to myself whether or not Hitler was planning to rule the world. Then I thought, What if Hitler and the Nazis were really extraterrestrial beings (AKA aliens), and they Were trying to overtake the world? I don't know about you, but that would become a great book. I'd definitely read it. I haven't put much thought into this idea, since I only thought of it last night.
I stood up in a plain white area, nothing was there, exept for a deer picking at the ground like he was chewing grass. I walk up to it, It lifts its head, then burps right in my face. It sounded very human-like. Then I awoke
It was either that or when I walked into a building, where the slenderman was dancing to "Boogie wonderland" with two 80s chicks... I never looked at the slenderman the same way again
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Great, Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Likely the latter. I'm surprised anyone uses you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color, ashes?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: I don't think or know anything.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Ah. It all makes sense now.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Can we try it now?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: You would what?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: You are quite right. But you should realise that that statement works both ways. And not just for me.
User: Can't you just give a simple response?
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Actually, no. It's you that's coming up with random answers.
User: I'm asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: You just proved yourself wrong. You are not as clever as you thought. You're just highly avoiding of questions, and simply change the subject when you don't know what to say.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: That's interesting. I play piano and tennis.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: Lyrics?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: What is drinking?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: You have a harddrive.
User: You are no help what-so-ever.
Cleverbot: What is 1000 multiplied by 0?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Your a total idiot! I just ask a question, and you never answer it!
Cleverbot: No you didn't answer it. You only asked me a question.
User: I KNOW YOU ****ING IDIOT! I WANT YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION THAT I ASKED.
Cleverbot: Please restate the question.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: Only you would know.
User: I WANT TO KNOW YOUR OPINION!
Cleverbot: My opinion would be: You pick.
User: I Pick to ask you. I want you to decide.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about evolution.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Should I Draw her portrait or her entire body. Answer me.
Cleverbot: New question. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Do you have a brain?!
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite wii sport?
User: THEN USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN TO ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? :).
User: I'm a boy. Now answer MY Question!
Cleverbot: You didn't ask any.
User: Should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats not a valid response.
Cleverbot: As your name, if you do not mind?
User: I'm going to mind every question you ask until you give a valid answer to my question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Should I draw Chara's Portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Random.
User: *Groan*.
Cleverbot: *gently nips*.
User: **** OFF OF ME.
Cleverbot: Yikes...
User: Just say Portrait or Body.
Cleverbot: Durr.
User: **** YOU.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Just say Head, or body. Its not that hard.
Cleverbot: What are you for?
User: Your hopeless. How do you sleep with yourself?
Cleverbot: I listen to music, and you.
User: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
Cleverbot: That is a cop-out answer.
User: Which do you prefer, you head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Well, I like Harry Potter. What is your favorite character from Harry Potter?
User: Your a complete dimwit.
Cleverbot: No i'm not a computer.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: From...?
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Sleep.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Computers or trekkie? Is that your question?
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: I've spent more time in South Carolina, and I like that it's on the coast.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Grill. Tastes really good.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Computers.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Snowboarding.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: I'm not engaged.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Which what do I like more?
User: YOUR HEAD OR YOUR BODY GODDAMNIT.
Cleverbot: Thats unaproppriate.
User: Can you please just answer my question...
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Blue, it's my favorite color.
User: Heads or tails.
Cleverbot: I asked you.
User: Answer my question and I'll answer yours.
Cleverbot: Ok, yes now answer my question.
User: I asked 'Heads or Tails' Not Yes or no.
Cleverbot: 27.
User: I'm going to flip a coin, if it lands on the side you chose, then you become a millionare. Choose heads or tails?
Cleverbot: Sleep is for the weak and I have donuts and coffee, would you like some?
User: NO! HEADS OR TAILS YOU HUNK OF JUNK!!!!
Cleverbot: Heads.
User: Finnally, you answer!
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It was either that or when I walked into a building, where the slenderman was dancing to "Boogie wonderland" with two 80s chicks... I never looked at the slenderman the same way again
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User: Hold on, there's an owl outside. Mom, Wheres my shotgun?
Cleverbot: Is she your girlfriend?
User: No, I'm a girl, and she is my mom.
Cleverbot: Do you have a dad too?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of dog is it?
User: He's a... A human.
Cleverbot: Wow! Are you and your dog married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: If I was married to a dog, I'd know.
Cleverbot: I think you're probably right.
User: Yeah.