Quote from ACommonDrone
1. Herobrine is real
2. Dropping a diamond chestplate summons a diamond dragon that will fight for you
3. Making your skin a zombie skin makes zombies follow you into battle
4. Falling into lava in the Nether brings you back to the overworld
5.Omg guys free minecraft gift code at (link redacted - BigAlanM)
Wonder if that's a real website...