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The Story Behind Spongebob's Horrified Face That Looks Like Some Dude's Legs Spread Apart And His **** Is Just Hanging Out, Oh!, And Asian Eyes!:



Spongebob Squarepants day started out like everyday before it. The Sponge's retarded ****ing alarm clock would go off waking him, the snail-cat, and the rest of the Ghetto. Spongebob would awake and Gary would be pissed off because he had to wake up at Six A.M. (And NO: Not the band that has ONE GOOD SONG,) Gary would meow, "Spongebob get a new ****ing clock you stupid yellow ****." Spongebob would do his annoying ass laugh and would begin to make his way to the bathroom. He'd turn on the water not knowing if it was hot or cold because it didn't matter to the retarded abomination of a talking yellow ****ing sponge. He'd take the shower and would absorb most of the water. When he was done he'd turn the fawcet off and would just **** out the water. He'd walk out of the bathroom get dressed in a 1960's mentally challenged person fashion, (Possibly a goodie-goodie Christian-Fag) and would make his way down the stairs and into the kitchen. He'd see Gary sitting next to a empty bowl labeled with his pet's name on it. Gary would meow once more, "Feed me you ****ing yellow **** and get out off the house for the next 8 hours I have some black chicks with vaginal caves coming over later and I don't want your yellow ass ****ing up my style." Spongebob would do his annoying ass laugh again and would feed his pet the food he desired. Spongebob would make his way out of his house and would begin to walk down the street. He would see one his neighbors Squidward. Spongebob said to his neighbor, "Hiya there Squidward!" In his high pitch annoying voice. Squidward would respond with a simple, "Shut the **** up you annoying ass Sponge." Spongebob laughed again and continued down the street. (Little did Spongebob know that Squidward had a fetish for shoving his clarinet up his ass and would attempt to play it while it was up there.) Spongebob then arrived to Patrick Star's house. Spongebob would knock quietly and his retarded friend's house would lift up and he would walk down the horribly crafted sandy stairs. Spongebob would then make love to his friend without wearing a condom with a highrisk of a getting a sexually transmitted disease from his dirty friend. Spongebob kissed his lover and told him good-bye and made his way out of the rock of house.. Literally. Spongebob finally made it to the Krusty Krab. Spongebob would walk inside, Mr. Krabs then charging at him, stopping in front of him and yelling, "You stupid ****! You're two seconds late! That is One Hundred and Fifty Dollars from your paycheck, and you better work twice as hard today or you are fired!" Spongebob of course took it in the ass from his boss like every other worker in the United States of America does and would head for the kitchen. He opened the door slowly and saw something he has never seen before, and never wanted to see. He saw his girlfriend of one year Sandy Cheek's taking a load of Plankton's semen into her mouth. (Plankton's penis was eighty six times bigger than his body.) She tried to swallow it all down but was not able to, so therefore she could not explain. During that moment Spongebob made a face of which he had never made before, and his face stayed like that until he died of the STD he contracted from Patrick two days later.

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