There are bugs with minecraft relating itself to your computer time. People have used a glitch where they change the time on their PC clock which in turn makes Minecraft go superspeed, but it could be something else.
gah, the most deceptive sentence starter in history.
I know what you're thinking; I've thought it before. "This character is mysterious and ominous, he doesn't have a name!" Once you run out of verbs, though, it's gonna be weird when you start using more traditional starters amidst "he." This also goes against the normal idea of not using "he X and Y" to start a sentence.
You could start with a detailed description each sentence. It adds SO much more to the text.