I have a question: could you please state a massive revolt against the dictatorship that is Twitch? I know you want to do it deep down.
Either repeal the merge, or I quit. I don’t want to be cogs in some corporate machine like you. If you merge one more time, say sayonara, forum.
And if you say “I can’t answer that question, sorry” I’m going to punch a baby.
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Doinky! Don't let that XP go to waste!
I throw an oven burner at the captain. His brains are melted and his bones heat up to 1000 degrees.
I then go to a carnival, and brainwash the carnival barker into selling me Einstein's brain. I then place the brain in the captain's head, making him a genius. He promptly invents the time machine, which I use to go back in time to the days back when they had you watch cartoons if you gave them money. I then take one of the nickelodeons (using my determination-induced strength) and throw it into a tv, turning it into Nickelodeon. I use it to watch Fairly Oddparents, but it just sucks after years of airing on tv. I promptly jump into the tv in rage, and grab Wanda and beat the captain over the head with her. I then whack an a away from Wanda, turning her into a wand. I then use the wand to turn the captain into a toad. However, he is caught and turned into frog's legs. The waiter carrying the legs then trips on a stain on the floor and lands in the wood chipper used to shred the leftovers. The legs are promptly pulped into wood, which I whack with a Guy, a brush, and a threep. What's a threep, you may ask? I have no idea! Anyways, the wood is turned into Guybrush Threepwood. He enters a strange lab of some sort, disturbing a mad scientist, who knocks radioactive waste into a machine that spreads matter across the seven seas. Meanwhile, a female pirate
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I decide to save my Undertale powers for later. I promptly fill ka-doink with determination, making his next attack deal more damage. The more creative it is, the more damage it does.
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That's it.
You want a piece of me?
hah.
you seriously think I was joking?
you are pitiful.
it ends now.
Suddenly, Megalovania begins to play. I mutilate the behemoth horribly just for looking at me funny. I then set his remains on fire.
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I drug the behemoth's milk, causing it to fall unconscious. While it's in this state, I send it to medieval times. His son runs into a tree, and the behemoth gets arrested for treason. He is sent to a dungeon, and becomes Thy Dungeonman. He tries to get ye flask, but the contents pour on him. Normally that wouldn't hurt, but ye flask is full of acid. The acid melts the behemoth's brain like snails and salt,causing the brain to leak out of its ear-analogues and coalesce (huh huh) onto the floor in a pile of goopy grey matter. At any rate, the behemoth is Thy Deadgeonman.
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How come you can't heal someone and attack an enemy in the same post?
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Umm....
Next poster is now Muffet from undertale.
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I clobber the lieutenant with a clobbering hammer. He is sent to a land of fire and heat, but miracously, he doesn't burn horribly. Instead he encounters an anthropomorphic female spider dressed in Victorian tea party clothes. He is webbed up, clobbered with spiders, crossiants, and donuts, then fed to a muffin-spider. Muffet then takes the remains and makes donuts out of them. I feed the donuts to Ka-Doink. The protein from the spiders heals him.
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Ok. I post Spider Dance (the one from Undertale).
The next poster is on Mettaton's quiz show.
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I'm back!
I drink from a glass of sugar water, but suddenly...
"OH YES"
Wait, that's not the Kool-aid man's catchphra-
Suddenly, a ridiculously human robot drags the lietuniant down to the underground. The robot then prepares to bomb the lietuniant, but is stopped by a familiar looking ghost with headphones. Suddenly the lietuniant realizes what robot this is, but then he is cut off by a large SPUDOW! His remains would not be able to fit in a teacup.
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This is a port from the Homestar Runner forum.
Basically, how it works is this.
Me: Consume dynamite.
Random Man: YOUR HEAD A'SPLODE!!!
Use Cold One on Trogdor
Random: Great job, now he belches fire.
And so on....
Link to the original thread: forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10677
First command:
Use Spider Cider on Kerrek.
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I spare all the monsters without doing a Genocide run, then shoot you with Undyne's spears.
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I rage and rip the GM's eyes out.
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Make a statue of Betty de Famme instead. It's not pixel art.
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I grow angry, and effortlessly dodge Miner. I ram the umbrella stick down his throat, then patch my wound with the cloth. I breathe on him for good measure.
(Not my fault that Player- Miner is a dishonest godmodder.)
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A.
You bust out of prison!
Unfortunatly, you're caught and thrown in the lab.
What do you do?
A: Leeroy Jenkins into the robots (STUPID IDEA)
B. Sleep.
C: Something else (specify)