I have a question: could you please state a massive revolt against the dictatorship that is Twitch? I know you want to do it deep down.
Either repeal the merge, or I quit. I don’t want to be cogs in some corporate machine like you. If you merge one more time, say sayonara, forum.
And if you say “I can’t answer that question, sorry” I’m going to punch a baby.
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Sans smashes the sword with a bone.
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Granted. The ideas are still terrible.
I wish to be in the Undertale universe (AND ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME!).
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Mario axes Bowser
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I keep getting killed by these eldritch ambombinations called "cows" help
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Granted. It's only a bootleg copy.
I wish to be in the Undertale universe
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I use this attack on the cyber soldier.
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Granted. The soda is very corrosive, and drinking it causes your body to melt. Within seconds, all that's left of you is a skeleton in a puddle of melted flesh, hair, and muscle.
I wish for a copy of Undertale.
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You try to manipulate time, like Samurai Jack. However, this only results in the crayon getting relocated into Ka-Doink. Whoops. You banish the ghost with a spear of justice, all while Undyne cheers you on. The ghost takes 5 damage.
MTT's attack is intensified with your creeper power, and the ghost dies (again)! Undyne is so impressed that she joins your team!
New wave- consists of a Blob of Hollandaise and an Evil Leprechaun.
Undyne spears the Evil Leprechaun, for 5 damage.
The Homsar Gunner yells "Dahhh I'm a knock knock joke about jogging suits!" all while filling the Leprechaun with lead. 5 Damage.
Muffet impales the Evil Leprchaun with a crossiant boomerang. 5 damage.
Players: Player-Miner, MTT (UltraCraftGames), Ka-Doink
Enemies: Blob of Hollandaise (deals fire damage to anyone it hits)
Evil Leprechaun (Has Taunt, making all allies attack it)
Items: Bottle of Lava
Print Copy of Latias' Journey (it actually is better for bludgeoning than actually reading)
Fan of War (as in the TF2 weapon)
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I decide to respawn. If I do, I attempt to make allies with Asriel.
If I can't, I get Gaster-Blasted by some Gaster-Blasters, and esplode.
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I filled you with determination to make your attacks work more. Take advantage of it!
Horrified to see that the captain is not dead, I give him a poster to be part of the Spider Mafia. He accepts, not knowing what will happen to him.
I knock him out with a lead weight. When he wakes up, he is in a bleak room, strapped to a table. The leader of the Spider Mafia appears, being a man with a name tag that says "Peter Parker". Peter takes out a purplish potion and has the captain gulp it down. It tastes like baked goods, and spiders.
10 minutes later....
The captain is no more. Where he once stood, Muffet from Undertale has taken his place. However, Muffet is an unpromoted bake sale owner, and she gets tragically mowed down by the Arachnophobic Mafia. The captain is reincarnated as a Minecraft player labeled "Buildguy". However, he is slashed to pieces by someone labeled "Tazz" that has a Pikachu avatar.
Whoops. I forgot that the captain is dead. Just target it at one of the RCUs.
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Your robot body rejects the determination, and instead knocks it into Ka-Doink. 10 hp to him. You try to do that other thing, but you can't get ye flask! The possessed crayon is so amused by your antics that it accidentally un-possesses the crayon. You crash Tsunderplane, and kill it.
Ok.
Your Homsar Gunner promptly goes through the ghost.
Enemy Turn:
The ghost swoops right through Ultra, but being MTT, he is not affected.
Players:
Everyone's health reset after round 1.
You all have 100 HP
Items: Packet of Spears of Justice
Totally Normal Crayon
Borrowed Time
(hint: if you read the original thread, you know what to do here)
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You are now MTT. You bomb Miner and shoot Zyngard for 5 damage.
You get a robotic hat with a gun. It blasts a hole through Ultra (who is now Mettaton) for 10 damage.
To be honest, this match is going nowhere.
So, to spice it up, I'll add enemies.
A Possesed crayon appears in conjunction with a Tsunderplane! Each have 10 hp.
Items: Pure Determination, Ye Flask, Spaghetti
(you guys cannot attack each other now)
(also this is apparently an Undertale crossover now)
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You find only a cold one in the Easter egg. Who even puts those in Easter eggs? Keep trying, guy who thinks that he's Asriel Dreemur.
However, you summon Muffet, and her pet spider!
The Spider then burrows through Ka-Doink's wall and take a bite out of him. 10 Damage. Ka-Doink loses some of his GM power.
Items:
Essence of MTT
Homsar's Bowler Hat
Laser Gun
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Revive! Sorry for leaving.
You disguise as someone the GM no longer likes. You then use sticky bombs to asplode Gold and Scorpion, for 5 damage.
5 damage to Craig. You got Unappetizing Chips.
5 damage to everyone that isn't Ka-Doink or Player-Miner. The one that hit Ka-Doink rebounds and hits you in the cranium for 5 damage.
Gold is disgusted by the corpse juice and perfume and has his throat sealed up with cement. 10 damage.
You imitate Trump, deflecting attacks.
Zyngard flies into the air like a firework and back for 10 damage.
Items:
Spider Donut
Bootleg Wind Waker
Easter Egg
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Sorry, ignore my last post.
What I meant to say:
Meanwhile, a female pirate with muscles is forced to walk the plank. However, the plank breaks due to her muscles. She falls into the seven seas, and the radioactive waste causes her to fuse on a molecular level with a blue fish and some of my determination. The resulting fish pirate still retains her muscles, which is what she just used to suplex Threepwood into submission. Threepwood tries to use root beer on the pirate, but that would be stupid, and he gets pounded into paste. Suddenly, the Time Warp Trio, consisting of Johannes Gutenberg, George Washington Carver, and Leonardo Da Vinci, come in and assault Threepwood for messing with time. Leonardo Da Vinci divebombs Threepwood with his flying bike, George Washington Carver shoots Threepwood with his peanut gun, and Johannes Gutenberg hits Threepwood with a printing press, typing out "THAT HURTS" on Threepwood's chest. The lesson? Don't mess with the Time Warp Trio!
I poke the captain's remains with a stick just to make sure he's dead.