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A hacker.

Who stole my copy of Undertale form the cookie jar?

I murder the murdercult.

I give the next poster a bad time.

I send Godzilla,Batman,Shaquille o' Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Jackie Chan,Indiana Jones, a Care Bear, Chuck Norris,Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie,Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie,Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock,The Rock, Doc Ock,Hulk Hogan, and Mister Rogers after any bad guys.

Run away.

I eat the blade, then puke it out at you, stabbing you.

I coat the next poster in BBQ sauce and feed them to tigers.

I just delete Overwatch, rendering your attacks useless, then slam you into the computer, electrocuting you.

I flush the next poster down a giant toilet.

I join pranksters, and graffiti the tower.

Quote from groudongirl59»

*Insert yakety sax music here* "Maybe"

I have a throat of iron, so you break your hand into pieces.

I tie a propane tank to the next poster and shoot the tank.

I sweep kick all of them into pieces, then bludgeon you to death with a skull.

I struggle against the force, eventually getting to your block, kicking you into the spikes, and leaving me on the block. I use your carcass as a platform to get out.

I throw the next poster into a meat grinder and market them as dog food.

I eat the food, liquefying it into a soup (technically a drink) with my stomach acid so I don't die. I then kick the wall down, covering my eyes with my food wrappers, and stab you with the broken CamelCase letters.

I kick the next poster out of the airlock.

I throw a banana peel at the tires and watch you crash and die.

I wrap the next poster in a carpet and set them on fire.

Quote from Draeju»

"goes ahead into a dark cave*

I attempt to decapitate the officer with a ceiling fan, but it fails because the Mythbusters busted that myth. I grow angry, so I jump into the TV that was airing Mythbusters, and actually show up on the set. I then steal a myth-buster (what they use to bust myths) so that they cannot bust myths anymore. I then go back and slam the myth-buster into the officer's face, which is a myth. I then pull the myth-buster out of the myth officer's busted face, causing him to gruesomely give up the ghost. The Mythbusters jump back through the TV, reveal that they are Ghostbusters, suck up the ghost, and throw their proton packs into lava. They then go back to harass fans of the original with a reboot in which the Ghostbusters are female.