Who stole my copy of Undertale form the cookie jar?
I send Godzilla,Batman,Shaquille o' Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Jackie Chan,Indiana Jones, a Care Bear, Chuck Norris,Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie,Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie,Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock,The Rock, Doc Ock,Hulk Hogan, and Mister Rogers after any bad guys.
I struggle against the force, eventually getting to your block, kicking you into the spikes, and leaving me on the block. I use your carcass as a platform to get out.
I throw the next poster into a meat grinder and market them as dog food.
I eat the food, liquefying it into a soup (technically a drink) with my stomach acid so I don't die. I then kick the wall down, covering my eyes with my food wrappers, and stab you with the broken CamelCase letters.
I kick the next poster out of the airlock.
I attempt to decapitate the officer with a ceiling fan, but it fails because the Mythbusters busted that myth. I grow angry, so I jump into the TV that was airing Mythbusters, and actually show up on the set. I then steal a myth-buster (what they use to bust myths) so that they cannot bust myths anymore. I then go back and slam the myth-buster into the officer's face, which is a myth. I then pull the myth-buster out of the myth officer's busted face, causing him to gruesomely give up the ghost. The Mythbusters jump back through the TV, reveal that they are Ghostbusters, suck up the ghost, and throw their proton packs into lava. They then go back to harass fans of the original with a reboot in which the Ghostbusters are female.
I have a question: could you please state a massive revolt against the dictatorship that is Twitch? I know you want to do it deep down.
Either repeal the merge, or I quit. I don’t want to be cogs in some corporate machine like you. If you merge one more time, say sayonara, forum.
And if you say “I can’t answer that question, sorry” I’m going to punch a baby.