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    posted a message on Misquoting
    Quote from Faiyamon»

    Wolololololo, from now on everybody talk in Indian language!

    Uh.... Native American Attack!
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    posted a message on Tower Field

    I smash a random builder into the tower with a sledgehammer.

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    posted a message on Item Fight 3: Bigger, Better, The Opposite of Badder

    i throw the lava at the leprachaun and then throw a bomb to doe a boom boom with it the bomb is from my mtt powers


    The bomb ignites on the lava.

    BA-DOOOOOOM!!!
    10 damage.


    Quote from ka_doink1234o0»

    I throw a Fan of War at the Evil Leprechaun like a javelin.


    You really are a fan of war, cause you just killed the leprechaun to death.
    Quote from Player_Miner»

    I throw enough bottles of lava at the enemies to make a puddle of lava form underneath them.


    A ravenous meteorologist tackles the hollandaise into the lava. But the hollandaise is already hot! (FUMBLE!!)
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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I suplex the RCU into the monument while asking Ka-Doink if he could include me in one of his attacks due to being his biggest fan.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    You played Minecraft Story Mode?


    /null

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I throw a microchip at the cyber soldier. Before it can mourn its fallen brethren, I stick the microchip onto it. Suddenly, the microchip flashes red, and the soldier's eyes turn red as well. It is mind controlled into a hive mind which was made by a computer that I made, titled PAMA. It takes control of the soldier and makes him jump off a cliff.


    If I can, I try to research this:


    PAMA


    Takes control of an enemy for 3 turns and lets you make the enemy attack itself or its allies. Can only be used once per mission. Control is broken once submerged in water.


    Cost: I don't know, the GM is better at this than me

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    posted a message on Stupid Command

    The enderman just picks them up. Whoa! And then he throws them at you. BURNINATED!


    > buy jhonka a cold one

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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    I went bodybuilding beforehand, and the ropes break. I then garrote you with them.


    I run over the next poster with a lawnmower.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.
    Quote from Doobyscoobydoo»

    I do another big attack. Like, Tazz-grade.


    Anyways, I send a video to the soldier. He expects a rickroll, because the soldier is so 2008. Instead he gets an animation for "Spider Dance", with lyrics. While he's busy watching it, I throw a haymaker at the soldier, making him into hay. The hay then gets fed to a horse, but it just vomits it back up again. Angry, I realize that "ralph" is a term for barf, and interpret the ralph as Wreck-It-Ralph. It then tries to destroy a building, but is accosted by Fix-it-Felix. Felix whaps Ralph with a hammer. Normally that would heal him, but he's not a part of the building, so he suffers blunt force trauma. I then unplug the arcade game he's in, throw it into a dumpster, and leave it. The dumpster is unloaded into a garbage truck, which unloads the dumpster into an incinerator.


    I shoot a gaster blaster at the ashes for good measure.


    I use this attack on a cyber soldier.
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    posted a message on The Above Avatar is in Prison, How Will He/She/It Break Out?

    He'd blow the whole freakin' jail up.

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    posted a message on The above avatar sets up a defense. How will you break it?

    I use a rich guy to steal the diamonds.


    My fortress is protected with laser robots.

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    posted a message on Stupid Command

    Did you view the thread?


    You try and do one of those "saw someone in half" things. But you tried to do it on the Kerrek. He is not happy with you.


    POUND'D INTO THE GROUND'D!


    > use old man rub on old man

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    posted a message on Stupid Command

    You made a creeper spawner. Good! But then you get asploded by the creepers. Not so good!


    Command: Talk to Trogdor.

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    posted a message on Misquoting
    Quote from Faiyamon»

    Oki then... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz....
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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I do another big attack. Like, Tazz-grade.


    Anyways, I send a video to the soldier. He expects a rickroll, because the soldier is so 2008. Instead he gets an animation for "Spider Dance", with lyrics. While he's busy watching it, I throw a haymaker at the soldier, making him into hay. The hay then gets fed to a horse, but it just vomits it back up again. Angry, I realize that "ralph" is a term for barf, and interpret the ralph as Wreck-It-Ralph. It then tries to destroy a building, but is accosted by Fix-it-Felix. Felix whaps Ralph with a hammer. Normally that would heal him, but he's not a part of the building, so he suffers blunt force trauma. I then unplug the arcade game he's in, throw it into a dumpster, and leave it. The dumpster is unloaded into a garbage truck, which unloads the dumpster into an incinerator.


    I shoot a gaster blaster at the ashes for good measure.

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