I have a question: could you please state a massive revolt against the dictatorship that is Twitch? I know you want to do it deep down.
Either repeal the merge, or I quit. I don’t want to be cogs in some corporate machine like you. If you merge one more time, say sayonara, forum.
And if you say “I can’t answer that question, sorry” I’m going to punch a baby.
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Uh.... Native American Attack!
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I smash a random builder into the tower with a sledgehammer.
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The bomb ignites on the lava.
BA-DOOOOOOM!!!
10 damage.
You really are a fan of war, cause you just killed the leprechaun to death.
A ravenous meteorologist tackles the hollandaise into the lava. But the hollandaise is already hot! (FUMBLE!!)
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I suplex the RCU into the monument while asking Ka-Doink if he could include me in one of his attacks due to being his biggest fan.
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You played Minecraft Story Mode?
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I throw a microchip at the cyber soldier. Before it can mourn its fallen brethren, I stick the microchip onto it. Suddenly, the microchip flashes red, and the soldier's eyes turn red as well. It is mind controlled into a hive mind which was made by a computer that I made, titled PAMA. It takes control of the soldier and makes him jump off a cliff.
If I can, I try to research this:
PAMA
Takes control of an enemy for 3 turns and lets you make the enemy attack itself or its allies. Can only be used once per mission. Control is broken once submerged in water.
Cost: I don't know, the GM is better at this than me
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The enderman just picks them up. Whoa! And then he throws them at you. BURNINATED!
> buy jhonka a cold one
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I went bodybuilding beforehand, and the ropes break. I then garrote you with them.
I run over the next poster with a lawnmower.
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I use this attack on a cyber soldier.
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He'd blow the whole freakin' jail up.
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I use a rich guy to steal the diamonds.
My fortress is protected with laser robots.
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Did you view the thread?
You try and do one of those "saw someone in half" things. But you tried to do it on the Kerrek. He is not happy with you.
POUND'D INTO THE GROUND'D!
> use old man rub on old man
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You made a creeper spawner. Good! But then you get asploded by the creepers. Not so good!
Command: Talk to Trogdor.
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Buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz....
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I do another big attack. Like, Tazz-grade.
Anyways, I send a video to the soldier. He expects a rickroll, because the soldier is so 2008. Instead he gets an animation for "Spider Dance", with lyrics. While he's busy watching it, I throw a haymaker at the soldier, making him into hay. The hay then gets fed to a horse, but it just vomits it back up again. Angry, I realize that "ralph" is a term for barf, and interpret the ralph as Wreck-It-Ralph. It then tries to destroy a building, but is accosted by Fix-it-Felix. Felix whaps Ralph with a hammer. Normally that would heal him, but he's not a part of the building, so he suffers blunt force trauma. I then unplug the arcade game he's in, throw it into a dumpster, and leave it. The dumpster is unloaded into a garbage truck, which unloads the dumpster into an incinerator.
I shoot a gaster blaster at the ashes for good measure.