Two Aliens, Leedle and Zeedle are in a UFO orbiting Earth.Quote from Geologist
Hopefully one day we'll become progressive enough to move past harming each other.
Leedle: Time to celebrate, this is the first planet we discovered inhabited by unintelligent life forms.
Zeedle: How can you say that?
Leedle: Because the current dominant species in the planet, made weapons.
Zeedle: And?
Leedle: They pointed it at themselves.
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Oh, wait. You can't buy anything with five cents. Guess there's not much of an issue here. Just make the person hand over a nickel to the police and be done.
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*Facepalm*
He's downloading mods for Just Cause 2. Hence the name of the website, Justcause2mods.com. Herpaderp.
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...And I had popcorn all ready and everything.
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Do I win?