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Eats intruder. Mmm, crunchy...

Honestly, how am I going to get any beauty sleep with things like that running around my boudoir?

Same here! Wait, you mean blood sacrifices, chanting cultist and cute kittens hell bent on world domination are not the "brought me here magically" you meant?

I'm so sorry! SPOILERS!

(Grabs armoured warrior with tentacles and throws into toothy maw. Spits out pretty crystal for mantlepiece.)

Ok, why is there a blue lizard in my bedroom?

Bloody cats have been hunting again...

alfieq, without a doubt.
Seriously, dude's got a freaking Wave Motion Gun, no Pokebeast is going to survive that...

Taurus, but rebelling against the astrologically imposed stereotype since 1982.

Hiyall, I'm back, finally got the urge to lurk in a more civilized virtual environment than the ones I've been wandering through of late.
How the heck (I can still say heck, right?) did this place spawn yet another Chat thread forum?

Oh well, have some rosewater and date biscuits, and I'll go see what's been happening while I was out...

Note to self: Edit Sig, man that one is so out of date...

I'm 42 and what is this?

Wrestles with forum software, sets fire to it, beats it with a mace, and finally gets it to accept password...

I was gonna bring pie, but I think I may have used it to subdue Curse.com while I was logging in.

Anybody know how to change an email address? Changing internet provider, and gotta set up a new one on all the damn sites the old one is still linked to...

Brb, setting up Gmail account as emergency email at the mo.

PS: Hiya Trippledot, that is cutest dragon avi I have ever seen you wear! Suits you too.

Did someone say Jaffa Cakes?

I do love me some Jaffa cakes, but I'll have to make do with this chocolate orange...

Wanders off to play with virtual fireworks.

Some days I act my age, other days I act my shoe size...
All depends on how silly I feel at the time.

Leaves milk and still warm choc-chip cookies on the table, and vanishes back into the net.

Confusion.

(My legal adviser tells me the correct answer is Tasmania, Australia.)

"And I said to the recruiting sergeant, "Sir, I wanna kill. I wanna see dead burnt bodies, feel the blood and veins between mah teeth..."

Gardening and Odd Jobs...
As a cover for the usual World Domination Plan!

Sings "But shoot the seals, 'cus the seals eat all the fish!"

Looks at enchanting table pic...

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is how an arcane tome should look.

Tips hat, and wanders off in search of emeralds.