I enter the Sea Base. I then kick the Pikehalfling in the face and then stab him with his pike.
//Charges//
Dual Ecliptic Sawn-Off Shotguns (1/?) (Deals 1.5x base damage, increases base damage by 1. Can fire off a maximum of 6 shots. Mini-crits both Light and Dark-based entities, and gives 25% resistance to both Light and Dark-based attacks.)
I shoot a laser of pure nope at the Siegebot (Mozart II if the siegebot is dead).
//Shard Ascendancy (REMINDER)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 12/15
Shard Kinesis: 14/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 7/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 6/11)
I throw dank memes in jars at the Siegebot.
//Shard Ascendancy (REMINDER)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Infernal Torment): 11/30
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 6/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 5/11)
I use the Rancho Relaxo taunt while on the roof of the nearby building, diverting attention from me. And then when the Siegebot least expects it, I quickscope him using the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy (DISABLED)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Infernal Torment): 10/30
Shard Kinesis: 12/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 5/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 4/11)
I borrow CobaltShade's ornate box and set the dial to "Gabe Newell."
//Shard Ascendancy//
Apprentice of the Shard
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 9/30
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 4/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 3/11)
I temporarily 5x time-merge. I then shoot every PZ entity with the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is now an Apprentice of the Shard!
+1 HP!
New Ability: Shard Wall (ACTIVE): CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
New Ability: Shard Flower (PASSIVE): When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
New Ability: Foresight (PASSIVE): When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
These abilities will level up as CM levels up. He will level up as he deals damage.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 8/30
Shard Kinesis: 10/10 (AWW YEAH)
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 3/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 2/11)
0
I enter the Sea Base. I then kick the Pikehalfling in the face and then stab him with his pike.
//Charges//
Dual Ecliptic Sawn-Off Shotguns (1/?) (Deals 1.5x base damage, increases base damage by 1. Can fire off a maximum of 6 shots. Mini-crits both Light and Dark-based entities, and gives 25% resistance to both Light and Dark-based attacks.)
0
I disappear in a flash of .png. And socks.
I then crash a car into the .jpeg Abomination.
"The sock ruse was a distraction. I have the car."
Epic Sax Guy appears!
Epic Sax Guy [AZ]: 60,000/60,000 HP Can heal self and allies. Able to overheal.
Epic Sax Guy damages The Chief with magical musical notes, and heals Erelye and me!
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 15/15 (+1 Tazz, +2 Richard) (Finally!)
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Alchemies//
Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (3/11)
Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (3/11)
0
I eat every tuba in UserZero's inventory, then spit them out at Sara.
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 12/15
//Alchemies//
Recreate: Ircucvci: 2/11
Recreate: Falso Aere: 2/11
0
ACTIVATE SPELLCARD: ULTIMATUM DRAIN
I whip out the Electric Greatsword and impale Sara. All the damage she takes is returned to Gordon Freeman as health.
Yes, Redstone, I stole your move.
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 11/15
//Alchemies//
Recreate: Ircucvci: 1/11
Recreate: Falso Aere: 1/11
0
I shoot the Face Exploder^3 up into the sky, and after a fakeout, Phantom Walker gets Jarated.
I then shank him repeatedly with the SORD...
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 11/15
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Alchemies//
Recreate: Ircucvci: 1/11
0
I shoot a laser of pure nope at the Siegebot (Mozart II if the siegebot is dead).
//Shard Ascendancy (REMINDER)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 12/15
Shard Kinesis: 14/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 7/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 6/11)
0
I throw dank memes in jars at the Siegebot.
//Shard Ascendancy (REMINDER)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Infernal Torment): 11/30
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 6/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 5/11)
0
I use the Rancho Relaxo taunt while on the roof of the nearby building, diverting attention from me. And then when the Siegebot least expects it, I quickscope him using the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy (DISABLED)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Infernal Torment): 10/30
Shard Kinesis: 12/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 5/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 4/11)
0
I borrow CobaltShade's ornate box and set the dial to "Gabe Newell."
//Shard Ascendancy//
Apprentice of the Shard
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 9/30
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 4/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 3/11)
0
I temporarily 5x time-merge. I then shoot every PZ entity with the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is now an Apprentice of the Shard!
+1 HP!
New Ability: Shard Wall (ACTIVE): CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
New Ability: Shard Flower (PASSIVE): When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
New Ability: Foresight (PASSIVE): When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
These abilities will level up as CM levels up. He will level up as he deals damage.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 8/30
Shard Kinesis: 10/10 (AWW YEAH)
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 3/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 2/11)
0
I detonate the bomb inside the Demon Portal. I then explode every demon's face with my new shiny sniper rifle, the Face Exploder^3.
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 7/30
Shard Kinesis: 9/10
//Alchemies//
Machina || Beggar's Bazooka = Face Exploder^3 (Level 5: 6/6) (Done!)
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 2/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 2/11)
Eyelander && Influx Waver = Ayylander (Level ?: 1/?)
0
I shoot the x10 Beggar's Bazooka into the Demon Portal, but due to its massive spread, it damages every [H] entity around it and originating from it.
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Lord Michael's Hat): 6/30 (+1 Redstone)
Shard Kinesis: 8/10 (+1 Redstone)
//Alchemies//
Machina || Beggar's Bazooka = Face Exploder^3 (Level 5: 5/6)
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 1/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 1/11)
0
//Charges//
Now You're Playing With Power (Lord Michael's Hat): 4/30
Shard Kinesis: 6/10
//Alchemies//
Machina || Beggar's Bazooka = Face Exploder^3 (Level 5: 4/6)
0
//Charges//
Orbital Facepalm Cannon: 3/50
Shard Kinesis: 5/10 (+2 Battlefury)
//Alchemies//
Machina || Beggar's Bazooka = Face Exploder^3 (Level 5: 3/6)
0
(I was forgotten in the Player HP lineup.)
I roundhouse the Hatred of Formatting in the face.
//Charges//
Orbital Facepalm Cannon: 2/50
Shard Kinesis: 2/10
//Alchemies//
Machina || Beggar's Bazooka = Face Exploder^3 (Level 5: 2/6)