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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    Sukard WIIIIIIIISES fwom his gwave. Also, what's the Grue Grimoire's level?

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    posted a message on Nether portals always take me to the same place in the nether

    Uh... what you said.

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins
    Sukard attaches Ircucvci to the Face Exploder^3 as a bayonet. Don't ask why. He then recieves a spike in salt due to the EoTB being covered in duct tape, which means ...Or Be Killed is not yet in effect. He then puts aside the box of yoyos. For now.

    He blasts through Chara's Suit of Knives with a combination of 360-noscopes from the Face Exploder^3 and mini-B1NARY BLAZEs from Ircucvci. The combined awesome from both of these weapons buff each other to crazy strength, making the Suit of Knives deteriorate quickly due to the acidic Mountain Dew and sheer melty awesome from said combo buff.

    The earlier salt is now factored into the attack, as it materializes into a hard-light version of Pearl's Spear, which impales Chara's Suit of Knives. If the Suit is down, damage spills over to either the Knife Clusters, or Chara himself.
    --Boosts--
    +3 to Redstone

    --Inventory--

    Ircucvci (Level 10)

    Aequo Animo (Level 10)

    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

    --Charges--

    The Lost [AZ]: 12/50

    PROMOTIONS! [LEVELING SYSTEM/VULRENABILITY]: 2/50



    Assault Team [AZ]: 2/33

    --Alchemies--

    Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (5/11!) (Level 10!)

    The true unification of light and dark.

    Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (3/12) (Level 11)

    Botania FTW!

    Spell Tome || Zork 1 && Zork 2 && Zork 3 = Grimoire for Summoning Those Who You Are Likely To Get Eaten By (1/?) (Level ?)

    It is pitch dark.

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    Sukard picks up Ircucvci from the ground where it last fell. He then channels the Rule of Cool with the sword, then performs the best sword technique he could think of.

    B I N A R Y B L A Z E

    The very essence of cool hax and sick burns emanates from the sword. When hit, the enemy will suffer a spike in Sick Burns. This stacks with every hit.

    That's when the cool hax comes in. It is temporarily linked to every version of Ircucvci that was and will be, inflicting Emotions, Blood Sugar, and every defense-reducing stat.


    Sukard strikes Chara with the sword's aura, condensed into a beam of code and fire. He then comes in point-blank, slashing them with the sword repeatedly, with Aequo Animo helping him adjust to their dark-light ratio for optimized damage.


    The euphoria emanating from the attack weakens the fabric of the undankness of the universe, summoning a box of every yoyo in Terraria. Sukard picks up the box.
    --Boosts--
    +3 to Redstone

    --Inventory--

    Ircucvci (Level 10)

    Aequo Animo (Level 10)

    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

    --Charges--

    The Lost [AZ]: 11/50 (+5 Tazz)

    Fool me once, I'm mad. [ATTACK]: 1/40

    Assault Tea, [AZ]: 1/33

    --Alchemies--

    Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (4/11!) (Level 10!) (/r/unexpectedfactorial)

    The true unification of light and dark.

    Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (2/16?) (Level 15?)

    Botania FTW!

    FATAL && Duke Nukem Forever && Essence of Steam Greenlight = Gamer's Nightmare (2/?) (Level ?)

    I am evil.

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    Sukard returns from Orteil's control terminal.


    "I've missed a lot. Hopefully this will make up for it."


    Sukard gives Sans a bucket of Slowness II disguised as milk.


    "Or should I say I've missed a ton? A skele-ton!"

    --Inventory--

    Ircucvci (Level 10)

    Aequo Animo (Level 10)

    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

    --Charges--

    Skybreaker [AZ]: 5/50

    --Alchemies--

    Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (3/11?) (Level 10!) (/r/unexpectedfactorial)

    The true unification of light and dark.


    Bone Pickaxe && Chlorophyte Pickaxe && Molten Pickaxe && Nightmare Pickaxe && Pickaxe Axe && Broken Hero Sword = Terra Shatterer (1/16?) (Level 15?)

    Botania FTW!


    FATAL && Duke Nukem Forever && Essence of Steam Greenlight = Gamer's Nightmare (1/?) (Level ?)

    I am evil.

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    Sukard blazes it in front of Lil Chub, since he knows that Chub dislikes smoke.

    Sukard then tells everyone to ignore the part where he goes to the [GS] side.

    --Inventory--

    Ircucvci (Level 10)

    Aequo Animo (Level 10)

    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

    --Charges--

    Skybreaker [AZ]: 4/50 (+2 Tazz)

    --Alchemies--

    Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (2/11?) (Level 10?)

    The true unification of light and dark.


    (Ruby Staff && Sapphire Staff = Garnet Staff) && Guide to expecting the unexpected && Mom's Eye = Staff of the Discount (2/11?) (Level 10?)

    A staff of FUTURE VISION. Oh, and it has ridiculous power over steam.

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    Sukard comes back to Godcraft, sets up speakers near Twitchy, and plays Chorus Mortis so loud it's basically eargorilla. While she's stunned, he grabs Ircucvci and slashes whatever targetable part of her is available.

    Sukard then defects to [GS].

    --Inventory--

    Ircucvci (Level 10)

    Aequo Animo (Level 10)

    --Charges--

    Skybreaker [GS]: 1/50

    --Alchemies--

    Whatever is used to create Ircucvci = Ircucvci (11/11) (Done)

    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Aequo Animo (11/11) (Done)

    Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Balance (1/11?) (Level 10?)

    The true unification of light and dark.


    (Ruby Staff && Sapphire Staff = Garnet Staff) && Guide to expecting the unexpected && Mom's Eye = Foresight (1/11?) (Level 10?)

    A staff of FUTURE VISION.

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    I heal the AZ entity with the lowest health.
    ~~Boosts~~
    +3 to Ninjatwist

    ~~Charges~~

    Assault Team: 11/50
    ~~Inventory~~
    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

    ~~Alchemies~~
    Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (10/11)
    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (10/11)

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins
    I throw a bowling ball at The Chief.
    ~~Boosts~~
    +3 to Ninjatwist

    ~~Charges~~

    Assault Team: 10/50
    ~~Inventory~~
    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

    ~~Alchemies~~
    Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (9/11)
    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (9/11)

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    I defect to the [GS] side. That 20% dodge chance is too gud to pass up.

    BLACK HAT GUY: YOU'RE NOT A TARGET ANYMORE, EUPHORER SUKARD. THE PSY-GODMODDER HIT HIMSELF IN THE FACE WITH A CANOE A DOZEN PAGES AGO.

    Oh. In that case I stay in the [AZ] side.

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    I pull out the Face Exploder^3 and continously fill it up with the essence of crunk.

    I then shoot Twitchy in the face continously, until Vector Cranky Kong shows up and whacks her with his vector cane of crunk.

    VECTOR CRANKY KONG: YOUR HEAD GIT GUD.

    ~~Charges~~

    Assault Team: 9/50 (+1 Tazz)
    ~~Inventory~~
    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

    ~~Alchemies~~
    Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (8/11)
    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (8/11)

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    I force UserZero to play FATAL.

    ~~Charges~~

    Giant Honey Badger: 7/50
    ~~Inventory~~
    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

    ~~Alchemies~~
    Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (7/11)
    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (7/11)

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    -DUNKED ON-

    I flex myself out of Limbo.

    //Charges//


    Git Gud (Crunk Meter): 6/50
    //Inventory//
    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
    //Alchemies//
    Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (6/11)
    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (6/11)

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    I temporarily turn the Face Exploder^3 into a lead trident infused with crunk, then stab Phantom Walker.

    I then stab myself, adding a soul to Temmie's soulcharge.

    Before I die, I tell Richard about this:

    Train && Ircucvci && Broken Update Terminal = Mr. Bones' Wild Ride (Level 1,000,000: 1/1,000,001)

    //Charges//
    Git Gud (Crunk Meter): 6/50
    //Inventory//
    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
    //Alchemies//
    Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (6/11)
    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (6/11)

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins
    >Mardek: Haha. No.
    My name isn't Fedora. How high would you be to make up a name like that?

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    I obliterate the Chief's badge using the Face Exploder^3.
    //Charges//
    Git Gud (Crunk Meter): 5/50 (+3 Tazz)
    //Inventory//
    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
    //Alchemies//
    Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (5/11)
    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (5/11)

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    posted a message on Destroy The Godmodder 0rigins

    >???: Reveal.

    You are Fedora Bellum, more commonly known as the Euphorer. You specialize in dank memes.

    You are also Mardek's Ancestor, because this game is set in the past. What did you expect?

    ----

    Just call me Fedora the Euphorer!

    I ask the .jpeg Abomination a question.

    "How much .jpeg can a .jpeg abomination abominate if a .jpeg abomination could abominate .jpeg?"

    While the .jpeg Abomination is distacted, a giant LaserDisc falls into the battlefield and explodes the Chief's badge.

    Some of the damage spills to the .jpeg Abomination.

    Epic Sax Guy bonks the Chief's badge and heals the AZ BoC.
    //Charges//
    Git Gud: 1/50
    //Inventory//
    Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
    //Alchemies//
    Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (4/11)
    Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (4/11)

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