I really like this.
One thing. There are two other possible fates of the universe (why yes I do like astronomy how'd you know)
One: It grows so massive that it's like, "Hey galaxies I missed you long time no see" and collapses. RIP universe.
Two: It goes on forever, but stops expanding. If this happens, time will slow down and eventually stop. RIP universe, but not as painful. Like being injected with that stuff that painlessly kills things. Sort of.
Otherwise, this is amazing. 'Scuze me, I better go invent a time machine. Nah, I'll make one in the future and time travel back to give it to me.
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Well, Axus and his randomness obviously doesn't have what it takes to not be random... time to create a new character! Now I have to sit in a corner and come up with one. I'm uninspired today...
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KFC
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Good
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Whoa, that's terrifying.
Time travel isn't too far fetched, I do it. As long as you aren't an unconnected spectator.
OT: Why am I always related to squids?
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Why would a dragon need a poptart? Also, Y U TAKE MA BABY NYAN CATS
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Never leave earth without a backup space helmet inside your space helmet in case of forum games.
You get shoop da whooped.
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When anybody's lost in the middle of an ocean, there's a squid somewhere, so... not surprised to see this guy.
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This game is 3spooky5me.
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Aight, recieved a special message about this rp, must be important enough to break the fourth wall. The mighty Axus is here, with his trusty computer, Computer!
Axus and Computer (mostly Axus) 10/10 HP (0/10, use flames to burn!)
Thoughts: "Why am I in a cell? More importantly, is there CAKE here?"
"Why is Axus so incredibly lacking in brainpower, and why did my text color change?"
Honor: 20
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Computer claims Axus is actually evil)
Skills: Acrobatics, Diplomacy, Knowledge (history), Sense lie, Survival
"Well. I was minding my own business (probably not) and then I passed out and now we're here. What." "Perhaps we should ask the guard. He seems to be very much asleep though... would a foghorn sound do the trick?" "I'll cover my ears..."
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BURN IT.
Ice cream cake from the Baskin Robins commercial, random dancing cake toppers included!
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Cake.
Chocolate cake, birthday cake, ice cream cake from Baskin Robins with the dinosaur and the astronaut from the commercial, even the cake machine in Ray' s house from Achievement Hunters.
CAAAKE
Cake.
Did I win? Or is cake 3spooky5u?
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I wasn't going to eat it anyway. Apparently my sugar intake is too high recently.
Yes, because you had to recharge me twice last week and you forgot to lock the kitchen door. Both times. There was pie in the fridge from Pi Day!
Also, I hate poptarts.
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Well, after years of time travel and weirding people out with my mech arm and right side of my face... I have finally gone insane. Bye.
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Well, this is strange.
I have to agree.
But pointy ears + stripes = close enough.
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Ikr?
Now I have to read your sig to figure out what your avvie is cuz I literally cannot see it. Thought it was a lake at first.
I don't know who this empire is, so I'll say lawful neutral?