I know your type, you lure people in with your innocent faces and big eyes, then BLAMMO! A smack to the chin!
I get the villager? Game over. I win.
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Go all Doom Guy on dem' scrubs and fight my way out of hell, shotgun in hand.
The Kaiser from Maple Story?
Dude, CoC is a great game! Why would you worry about hate?
OT: Shantae: Risky's Revenge.
Yes, it is on iOS.
Yes, I voted for Shantae to be in Smash Bros.
It's a $4.99 Metroidvania Masterpiece. Pirate's Curse is a lot better, bet that one is only on 3DS and Wii U
There's dungeons, intense boss battles, great music, epic sprite art, quite a bit of humor, and lots and LOTS of replayability.
Seriously, you're shooting yourself in the foot if you have the money to get this game, and decide not to.
Heck, there's even a demo! Pick it up! RIGHT NOW. TRUST ME.
There's also Metal Slug 3 (And 1, 2, and X. But 3 is the best) it's a difficult run and gun arcade game, with top-notch sprite art, amazing heroic music, OUTSTANDING boss battles, LOADS of replayability, and one of the most challenging final levels you will ever behold. It's $3.99, and, like Shantae: Risky's Revenge, it's a must-have.
Super explosive, large scale, sci-fi, MMO-FPS.
If you play it, get recursion stat tracker to go with it. It adds a quake 3-esque announce voice that makes killstreaks a lot more satisfying.
Have you ever heard of Shantae?
Yes: Get all of three of them.
No: Get all three of them.
For a couple of years I was turned off by the scantily clad female protagonist, and how fan service-y the games can get, but they are simply amazing! Just watch some reviews on YouTube. I can guarantee almost anyone who has played the games LOVES IT!
Seriously, don't miss out on this gem of a franchise!!
Edit: I don't know if Shantae is on the New 3DS, but if it is (See above)