I am anticipating the first plant-like object in the Nether to be recognized as nasal hair. I fully intend on continuing this report as this realm expands.
when i fish it just like that, except one difference... i cast the lure, i bobs, i pull it in, the fish flys through the air, but i dont get a fish from it...is this a glitch or something?
minecraft.net is down, so don't expect to be able to get on unless you're lucky. Keep trying or play offline(wait like 2 minutes after hitting Login if you downloaded the .exe).
It pops up for like 20-second intervals so you could get lucky.
(<)Dave Stiller challenged one of those trees to a staring contest.
Nobody beats Dave Stiller in a staring contest. Not even Ben Strider, with his kinda-mot-gaunt face.
The tree burst into flames from the shame of defeat.
seeking as how ghast are white blood cells, that would mean it leeds to the body of a creeper, mostliky the creeper queen creating all the creepers.
i will work my way to the creeper's brain and destroy it, from there i will get all the gunpowder i will ever need and and stop any more creepers from spawning.
This is an interesting theory. Perhaps I'll stea-I mean pull from this and give you full credit if this turns out to be true.
Haha, yes...full credit.
yes... full credit, but it is too late for i have stolen this thread and posted *my* new info all over the internets.
Foiled...by the fellow that looks like Jamie Hyneman.
seeking as how ghast are white blood cells, that would mean it leeds to the body of a creeper, mostliky the creeper queen creating all the creepers.
i will work my way to the creeper's brain and destroy it, from there i will get all the gunpowder i will ever need and and stop any more creepers from spawning.
This is an interesting theory. Perhaps I'll stea-I mean pull from this and give you full credit if this turns out to be true.
Haha, yes...full credit.
After much discussion and interpretation, I have finally determined the location of the Nether.
The Nether is located in none other than a giant nose.
Bananabrick(aka Yellow Aspergite) - crystallized snot hanging from the ceiling tissue. This indicated that the host does not pick their nose often, meaning you can rest knowing that your structures will not be decimated by a giant finger anytime soon.
Netherstone(aka Bloody Cobblestone) - Simply put, the flesh inside the nose. Caution is advised when rooting around inside the flesh, as you may accidentally puncture a vein and cause a torrent of blood to spill out.
Mud(aka Mud) - Snot, while not crystallized, proves to be somewhat gooey and sticky. The brown color is a possible indication that the host has had a recent nosebleed. Possibly from getting punched in the face by Spiders. Another theory is that the Pigmen cells are the cause for this discoloration.
Lava - Obviously the bloodstream, heated to the extreme temperature of 98.2°F to keep the air within the massive nose warm at night. Unfortunately for the race of Minecrafters, you happen to to be allergic to the particular concentration of plasma and hemoglobins present in the blood, causing a fatal (99% of the time) reaction for those who come in contact with the blood.
Ghasts - White blood cells, bent on purging all foreign objects (ie, you) from the nasal passages. Pigmen are also susceptible targets for the "purging" that Ghasts enforce. However, they are rarely perceived as a threat to the body and prioritize attacking the more dangerous matter (again, you).
Pigmen - Bacteria, passive to what they see as another bacterial cell until you show that you intend on consuming them, whereas they retaliate and attempt to destroy you.
Before you congratulate me for my genius scientific discovery, I would like to say thanks to the Notch Institute for the Average for believing in me all the way, and I would also like to request that all proceeds made by this discovery be donated to the National Rockbiter Association, as I truly believe rock soup will one day become a reality for children in need.
Further study is required before I can determine which nose this realm exists in. inb4peopleactuallytakemeseriously
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I have to give you mad props for the Creeper stylus, though. I'd buy a dozen of 'em.
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But if I were going to do that, I'd probably just edit them into my inventory instead.
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I am honored.
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People who don't call it Bananabrick are stupid.
Also, natural Australium has an image of a kangaroo on it.
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Armageddon.
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Look behind you.
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minecraft.net is down, so don't expect to be able to get on unless you're lucky. Keep trying or play offline(wait like 2 minutes after hitting Login if you downloaded the .exe).
It pops up for like 20-second intervals so you could get lucky.
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Nobody beats Dave Stiller in a staring contest. Not even Ben Strider, with his kinda-mot-gaunt face.
The tree burst into flames from the shame of defeat.
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Foiled...by the fellow that looks like Jamie Hyneman.
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This is an interesting theory. Perhaps I'll stea-I mean pull from this and give you full credit if this turns out to be true.
Haha, yes...full credit.
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The Nether is located in none other than a giant nose.
Bananabrick(aka Yellow Aspergite) - crystallized snot hanging from the ceiling tissue. This indicated that the host does not pick their nose often, meaning you can rest knowing that your structures will not be decimated by a giant finger anytime soon.
Netherstone(aka Bloody Cobblestone) - Simply put, the flesh inside the nose. Caution is advised when rooting around inside the flesh, as you may accidentally puncture a vein and cause a torrent of blood to spill out.
Mud(aka Mud) - Snot, while not crystallized, proves to be somewhat gooey and sticky. The brown color is a possible indication that the host has had a recent nosebleed. Possibly from getting punched in the face by Spiders. Another theory is that the Pigmen cells are the cause for this discoloration.
Lava - Obviously the bloodstream, heated to the extreme temperature of 98.2°F to keep the air within the massive nose warm at night. Unfortunately for the race of Minecrafters, you happen to to be allergic to the particular concentration of plasma and hemoglobins present in the blood, causing a fatal (99% of the time) reaction for those who come in contact with the blood.
Ghasts - White blood cells, bent on purging all foreign objects (ie, you) from the nasal passages. Pigmen are also susceptible targets for the "purging" that Ghasts enforce. However, they are rarely perceived as a threat to the body and prioritize attacking the more dangerous matter (again, you).
Pigmen - Bacteria, passive to what they see as another bacterial cell until you show that you intend on consuming them, whereas they retaliate and attempt to destroy you.
Before you congratulate me for my genius scientific discovery, I would like to say thanks to the Notch Institute for the Average for believing in me all the way, and I would also like to request that all proceeds made by this discovery be donated to the National Rockbiter Association, as I truly believe rock soup will one day become a reality for children in need.
Further study is required before I can determine which nose this realm exists in.
inb4peopleactuallytakemeseriously