I step in for a seemingly mighty slash that appears to be an easy dodge. Suddenly, there's a pistol in my hand; trying to dodge one attack will get Gregory hit by the other.
That was a strong hit...luckily, I was able to react fast enough to block the worse of it. Time for retaliation!
Seems like the Leg is just sitting there. Channeling Wind Waltz for a turn, I quickly rush to grab it and smack the Shade with it before throwing it back to Crafter so he can quickly act.
I throw a *reads notes*...lobster covered in *throws dart*...kerosene at the *rolls dice*...Riftkeeper. It spontaneously *checks crystal ball*...deionizes, dealing...I think that's electrical damage, right?
"See, piece of cake...oh wait, Surge action."
I force feed said piece of cake to the berserker. Shame she has an allergy specifically to cakes.
I toss a grenade to the berserker. "Here, hold this."
She's not that dumb, and throw it right back at me. However, the motion of the moving grenade triggered the motion-sensitive laser tripwires that I set up by traveling back in time to before we got here and set them up without anyone looking. Those tripwires activate a microwave, which heats up a ball of tin foil the point of combustion, which sets off a fire alarm nearby that turns on the sprinklers. The water from the sprinklers waters a plant that I just threw on the ground, and since the soil here is extra rich (because aliens) the plant grows fast enough to intercept the grenade in midair, where the overexagerrated whiplash motion hurls it right back at the berserker's face, primed to explode. Ka-boom.
Oh yeah, Surge action. I bonk her on the head to boot.
If the Voidwitch is still somehow NOT DEAD YET...then I throw her into a garbage disposal located somewhere in universe #07. Her or some other poor enemy if she's dead. While that's happening another poor sap catches a cold.
I drop the Moonlight Greatsword on the Venator from an unnecessarily high altitude, which consumes both Surge actions for both physical and arcane damage. Yeet.
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Name is just BaconBuster.
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Name is just BaconBuster.
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/ooc
wait wut
that sucks
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Somehow I feel like a big change is about to take place. Can't tell what or how though...better keep being sneaky.
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I step in for a seemingly mighty slash that appears to be an easy dodge. Suddenly, there's a pistol in my hand; trying to dodge one attack will get Gregory hit by the other.
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We know the layout of this place better than anyone else...I keep sneaky, using my ACM to distort the light around me to mask my presence.
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I focus Wind Waltz for...let's go 4 turns, then dropkick Gregory with the might of a storm.
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Man, those status effects are really piling up the pain. I add to the pain with a deadly slash.
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Balanced level up for now. Let's go Outpost Defenders, Overwhelming Force.
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I throw two biotic grenades around the field that either hit enemies for toxic damage or, if they're all dead, hit teammates for healing.
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That was a strong hit...luckily, I was able to react fast enough to block the worse of it. Time for retaliation!
Seems like the Leg is just sitting there. Channeling Wind Waltz for a turn, I quickly rush to grab it and smack the Shade with it before throwing it back to Crafter so he can quickly act.
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"C'mon, XSlayer, creativity is easy! Observe."
I throw a *reads notes*...lobster covered in *throws dart*...kerosene at the *rolls dice*...Riftkeeper. It spontaneously *checks crystal ball*...deionizes, dealing...I think that's electrical damage, right?
"See, piece of cake...oh wait, Surge action."
I force feed said piece of cake to the berserker. Shame she has an allergy specifically to cakes.
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I toss a grenade to the berserker. "Here, hold this."
She's not that dumb, and throw it right back at me. However, the motion of the moving grenade triggered the motion-sensitive laser tripwires that I set up by traveling back in time to before we got here and set them up without anyone looking. Those tripwires activate a microwave, which heats up a ball of tin foil the point of combustion, which sets off a fire alarm nearby that turns on the sprinklers. The water from the sprinklers waters a plant that I just threw on the ground, and since the soil here is extra rich (because aliens) the plant grows fast enough to intercept the grenade in midair, where the overexagerrated whiplash motion hurls it right back at the berserker's face, primed to explode. Ka-boom.
Oh yeah, Surge action. I bonk her on the head to boot.
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If the Voidwitch is still somehow NOT DEAD YET...then I throw her into a garbage disposal located somewhere in universe #07. Her or some other poor enemy if she's dead. While that's happening another poor sap catches a cold.
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"Well, that was embarrassing."
The shade comically shrugs and nods before I shoot it through the sternum.
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I drop the Moonlight Greatsword on the Venator from an unnecessarily high altitude, which consumes both Surge actions for both physical and arcane damage. Yeet.