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    posted a message on Dinosaurs
    Quote from BradyHD »
    Why do little children love mammoth reptiles that tear each other apart in a frenzy of blood and death?

    Just answered your own question. I liked the velociraptor when I was young.
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    posted a message on America Q&A (Joke)
    Quote from 2Dollarbill »
    I think your talking about Stereotype america, I think....

    America as a whole is just like its stereotype.
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    posted a message on America Q&A (Joke)
    Are there ninjas in America?
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    posted a message on Okay I have to admit something.
    As long as you aren’t french.
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    posted a message on I got lucky today.
    Why would you assume your dad would make such an elementary mistake? He could just appreciate the work you did.
    Off topic I thought this thread was going to be about something completely different.
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    posted a message on Freedom vs. protection
    Freedom you can always protect yourself.
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    posted a message on WWIII
    What was referred to at the time as World War III is a misnomer. The Era of War as it is referred to now was in fact several large unrelated wars being fought simultaneously throughout the world.

    Several years of economic decline of the United States culminating in the freezing of the New York stock exchange on July 7, 2023 (Freezing Friday) marked the beginning of the second great depression. Many western states declared their sovereignty from the United States of America and shortly cohered into the new political state of The American Western Protectorate. The United Nations dispatched a China led police force to stabilize the region and solidified boundaries between the United States of American (USA) and the American Western Protectorate (AWP). The USA saw this as an acknowledgment of the secession of the AWP thus legitimizing their clammed of sovereignty. The AWP saw this as an outright invasion of their soil. The scale of fighting couldn’t not be contained with in the former boundaries of The United States of American and spilled over into the neighboring nations of Canada and Mexico. The United Nations police force was quickly overwhelmed and left the region. The USA and AWP now seeing outside influence as a greater threat resolidified into a new state of North America affectively annexing Canada as well as Mexico. The hastily elected Grand Marshal of North America quickly launched surgical nuclear strikes against the bases and weapon depots of every United Nation country that took part in the invasion of North America in the hopes to cripple their ability to make war. During a peace summit Grand Marshal Justin Bieber would only respond to delegate Barack Obama of the United Nations with “u mad bro?” Counter nuclear strikes were inevitable.

    Over the course of ten yours what was ounce a radical off shoot of Islamic beliefs had matured into a true political as well as military power. Oman Yemen Iran Iraq Pakistan and Turkmenistan were unified under one nation to become a true Islamic state under the rule of the Super High Cleric. Ounce the civil war in American broke out Super High Cleric Akbar Bin Obama declared mission accomplished on the jihad against the west. After a heart felt rendition of the nation anthem.
    “Prepare for trouble.
    And make it double.
    To protect the world from devastation!
    To unite all people within our nation!
    To denounce the evils of truth and love!
    To extend our reach to the stars above!”
    He declared jihad on Russian for succumbing to the western satanic influence and turning into devils themselves. After discovering that it is impossible to hijack a plane while a Russian is on board Super High Cleric Akbar Bin Obama approves the use of nuclear weapons across Russia. The intense heat and radiation from the bombs thawed the permafrost of the tundra and woke hundreds of herds of veloca raptors from deep hibernation. The Islamic state believed victory was assured after hearing of monsters running loose on Russian soil. Several weeks later Russian raptor Calvary swept through the Middle East leaving nothing but sand and puddles of **** in its wake.

    After witnessing the environmental devastation occurring world wide German decided to do the only thing it could. Declared war on France. To insure the last human alive wouldn’t be a Frenchman German methodically killed all of them. Most were lured to their deaths by vans with the words free cake spray painted on the side.
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    posted a message on How patriotic are you?
    Quote from darkstryder360 »
    I'm English and to me, there is nothing worse in the world, than a patriotic Yank. They are literally, Team America, F*ck yeah!

    The only time I have felt patriotic about my country really was the Royal Wedding. Made me appreciate history and to see how many other people in the country supported our heritage.

    Do not fear my snagle tooth British friend Team America is here to liberate you from the tyrannical dictatorship that holds your nation in a grip of terror.
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    posted a message on Beer and?
    Quote from Breadlord »
    Quote from AbleBarker »
    Never had a beer I liked.

    How many different beers have you had?

    Idk around ten.
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    posted a message on Your Preferred Fantasy/Sci-fi Weapon?
    Lightsaber no ammo needed and it's not just a weapon but a usefull tool.
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    posted a message on Notable Posters
    I just look at the topics. And try to avoid whatever scroom post in.
    Edit: crap!
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    posted a message on "Photoshop ghasts into real life situations" Revival!
    Quote from Holypear »
    *snip*



    Didn't see that one comin', did ya?

    No I did not. It made me sad for some reason to.
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    posted a message on I found a major flaw in most scary movies
    In real life they never say hello. :sad.gif:
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    posted a message on How patriotic are you?
    Quote from Breadlord »
    I'm American and I am not Patriotic. Well... I suppose it depends on your definition. What America is and what America is supposed to be are two very different things. I support Theoretical America but Actual America is a corrupted bastardization of itself.

    This^^
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    posted a message on Beer and?
    Beer and Liquor some strong stuff to get the taste of **** out of your mouth. Never had a beer I liked.
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