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I recently downloaded a hacked client called Jigsaw on my mac. i run it and it opens. But when i try and join a server or create a world it crashes. I don't know what to do! I will post the game launcher error log below:

[21:53:25] [Client thread/INFO]: Setting user: uniquepotato123
[21:53:25] [Client thread/INFO]: (Session ID is <censored>)
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.common.MinecraftForge
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.common.ForgeHooks
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.MinecraftForgeClient
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.ForgeHooksClient
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.fml.common.FMLCommonHandler
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.fml.client.FMLClientHandler
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.world.WorldProvider.getSkyRenderer
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.world.WorldProvider.getCloudRenderer
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.world.WorldProvider.getWeatherRenderer
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.world.World.countEntities
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.world.World.getPerWorldStorage
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.IRenderHandler
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.common.DimensionManager
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.event.world.WorldEvent$Load
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.RenderItemInFrameEvent
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.GuiScreenEvent$DrawScreenEvent$Pre
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.GuiScreenEvent$DrawScreenEvent$Post
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.EntityViewRenderEvent$FogColors
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.EntityViewRenderEvent$CameraSetup
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.RenderLivingEvent$Pre
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.RenderLivingEvent$Post
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.RenderLivingEvent$Specials$Pre
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.RenderLivingEvent$Specials$Post
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.fml.common.eventhandler.EventBus
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.fml.common.eventhandler.Event$Result
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.event.ForgeEventFactory
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.event.RenderBlockOverlayEvent$OverlayType
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.event.world.ChunkWatchEvent$UnWatch
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.getBedDirection
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.isBed
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.isBedFoot
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.hasTileEntity
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.canCreatureSpawn
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.addHitEffects
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.addDestroyEffects
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.isAir
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.canRenderInLayer
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.block.Block.getExtendedState
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Field not present: net.minecraft.entity.Entity.captureDrops
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Field not present: net.minecraft.entity.Entity.capturedDrops
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.entity.Entity.shouldRenderInPass
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.entity.Entity.canRiderInteract
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.entity.Entity.shouldRiderSit
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.tileentity.TileEntity.shouldRenderInPass
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.tileentity.TileEntity.getRenderBoundingBox
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.tileentity.TileEntity.canRenderBreaking
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.item.Item.onEntitySwing
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.item.Item.shouldCauseReequipAnimation
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.item.Item.getModel
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.item.Item.showDurabilityBar
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.item.Item.getDurabilityForDisplay
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.potion.PotionEffect.isCurativeItem
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.item.ItemRecord.getRecordResource
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.client.renderer.vertex.VertexFormatElement$EnumUsage.preDraw
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.client.renderer.vertex.VertexFormatElement$EnumUsage.postDraw
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.fml.common.asm.transformers.BlamingTransformer
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.fml.relauncher.CoreModManager
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.model.ISmartBlockModel
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraft.launchwrapper.Launch
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.fml.client.SplashProgress
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.model.pipeline.LightUtil
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.common.property.IExtendedBlockState
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.ItemModelMesherForge
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.model.ModelLoader
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.model.Attributes
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: mods.betterfoliage.client.BetterFoliageClient
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.client.model.IColoredBakedQuad
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.world.biome.BiomeGenBase.getWaterColorMultiplier
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.fml.client.registry.RenderingRegistry
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.client.renderer.tileentity.TileEntityRendererDispatcher.preDrawBatch
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Method not present: net.minecraft.client.renderer.tileentity.TileEntityRendererDispatcher.drawBatch
java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: net/minecraft/launchwrapper/IClassTransformer
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClassCond(ClassLoader.java:637)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass(ClassLoader.java:621)
at java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass(SecureClassLoader.java:141)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.defineClass(URLClassLoader.java:283)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.access$000(URLClassLoader.java:58)
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:197)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(URLClassLoader.java:190)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:306)
at sun.misc.Launcher$AppClassLoader.loadClass(Launcher.java:301)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:247)
at java.lang.Class.forName0(Native Method)
at java.lang.Class.forName(Class.java:171)
at net.minecraft.src.ReflectorClass.getTargetClass(ReflectorClass.java:49)
at net.minecraft.src.ReflectorClass.<init>(ReflectorClass.java:23)
at net.minecraft.src.ReflectorClass.<init>(ReflectorClass.java:11)
at net.minecraft.src.Reflector.<clinit>(Reflector.java:206)
at net.minecraft.src.ReflectorForge.putLaunchBlackboard(ReflectorForge.java:35)
at net.minecraft.src.Config.initGameSettings(Config.java:130)
at net.minecraft.client.settings.GameSettings.<init>(GameSettings.java:293)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.startGame(Minecraft.java:481)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(Minecraft.java:405)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.doStuff(Main.java:169)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(Main.java:33)
Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.launchwrapper.IClassTransformer
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:202)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(URLClassLoader.java:190)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:306)
at sun.misc.Launcher$AppClassLoader.loadClass(Launcher.java:301)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:247)
... 25 more
[OptiFine] (Reflector) Class not present: net.minecraftforge.common.ForgeModContainer
[21:53:28] [Client thread/INFO]: LWJGL Version: 2.9.2
[OptiFine]
[OptiFine] OptiFine_1.8.8_HD_U_H6
[OptiFine] Build: 20160607-143557
[OptiFine] OS: Mac OS X (x86_64) version 10.10.5
[OptiFine] Java: 1.6.0_65, Apple Inc.
[OptiFine] VM: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Apple Inc.
[OptiFine] LWJGL: 2.9.2
[OptiFine] OpenGL: ATI Radeon HD 5750 OpenGL Engine, version 2.1 ATI-1.32.25, ATI Technologies Inc.
[OptiFine] OpenGL Version: 2.1
[OptiFine] Maximum texture size: 8192x8192
[OptiFine] Checking for new version
[Shaders] ShadersMod version: 2.4.12
[Shaders] OpenGL Version: 2.1 ATI-1.32.25
[Shaders] Vendor: ATI Technologies Inc.
[Shaders] Renderer: ATI Radeon HD 5750 OpenGL Engine
[Shaders] Capabilities: 2.0 2.1 - - -
[Shaders] GL_MAX_DRAW_BUFFERS: 8
[Shaders] GL_MAX_COLOR_ATTACHMENTS_EXT: 8
[Shaders] GL_MAX_TEXTURE_IMAGE_UNITS: 16
[Shaders] Load ShadersMod configuration.
[Shaders] Save ShadersMod configuration.
[Shaders] Shaders can not be loaded, Fast Render is enabled.
[Shaders] No shaderpack loaded.
[OptiFine] Version found: H6
[21:53:28] [Client thread/INFO]: Reloading ResourceManager: Default
[OptiFine] *** Reloading textures ***
[OptiFine] Resource packs: Default
[21:53:28] [Sound Library Loader/INFO]: Starting up SoundSystem...
[21:53:29] [Thread-10/INFO]: Initializing LWJGL OpenAL
[21:53:29] [Thread-10/INFO]: (The LWJGL binding of OpenAL. For more information, see http://www.lwjgl.org)
[21:53:29] [Thread-10/INFO]: OpenAL initialized.
[21:53:29] [Sound Library Loader/INFO]: Sound engine started
[OptiFine] Mipmap levels: 4
[21:53:33] [Client thread/INFO]: Created: 512x512 textures-atlas
Open GUI : 44
Killaura Lockview : 70
Smooth Aim : 54
Friends : 36
NonPlayers : 50
Players : 36
Invisible : 39
Team : 31
NoArmor : 43
HurtResistant : 58
GWEN Bypass : 59
MiddleClickFriends : 75
AnimalsESP : 52
PlayersESP : 49
ProphuntESP : 56
MobsESP : 44
ChestsESP : 47
VillagersESP : 54
CopsNCrims : 53
SneakyAssasins : 64
Coords : 35
FPS : 25
ChestStealer [K] : 66
ExtendedReach : 64
FastPusher : 49
FakeHackers : 54
HackerDetect : 58
Inventory+ : 48
Magnet : 38
NameProtect : 57
NoRightDelay : 59
Nuker [N] : 44
SkinProtect : 51
Timer [G] : 43
GhostMode

: 62
Breadcrumbs : 56
ESP : 25
Fullbright : 55
Freecam : 41
HealthTags : 50
NameTags : 48
NoHurtcam : 51
RangeSpheres : 60
Radar : 31
XRay : 29
Zoom [Z] : 43
AutoStacker : 53
DerpFollow : 50
DJ : 20
Headless : 42
MultiUse : 42
SkinBlinker : 49
Spin : 27
WaterFart : 46
AntiRotate : 48
Bettersprint : 52
Blink : 28
BunnyHop : 47
ClickTeleport : 56
FastFall : 37
InvMove : 40
LongJump : 47
NoSlowdown : 56
Speed [M] : 46
Teleport [X] : 51
Coal Ore : 41
Diamond Ore : 56
Emerald Ore : 54
Gold Ore : 42
Iron Ore : 39
Redstone Ore : 57
AutoMine : 45
AdventureMode : 66
CreativeMode : 59
SurvivalMode : 57
SpectatorMode : 64
Toggledownfall : 64
AutoSprint [V] : 60
AirJump [H] : 51
AntiWeb : 41
AntiStacker : 51
AutoJump : 46
AutoWalk : 45
AutoSneak : 49
FastSneak : 46
Flight [F] : 42
KeepSprint : 49
NoClip [O] : 47
NoFall : 33
PerfectHorseJump : 73
Phase : 32
Step : 27
Spider : 33
SolidLiquids : 52
AutoBlock : 46
Aimbot : 37
Criticals : 38
GhostAura : 48
KillAura : 38
MobArena : 47
RodAura : 41
TriggerBot : 48
TpAura : 36
AutoArmor : 49
AutoPotion : 50
AutoSoup : 45
AutoRod : 41
AutoClicker : 51
AntiFire : 38
AutoEat : 39
AntiKnockback : 62
AutoRespawn : 58
ArrowDodge : 54
BowAimbot : 51
FastBow : 41
FastEat : 37
NoSwing : 42
Regen : 33
Open GUI : 44
Killaura Lockview : 70
Smooth Aim : 54
Friends : 36
NonPlayers : 50
Players : 36
Invisible : 39
Team : 31
NoArmor : 43
HurtResistant : 58
GWEN Bypass : 59
MiddleClickFriends : 75
AnimalsESP : 52
PlayersESP : 49
ProphuntESP : 56
MobsESP : 44
ChestsESP : 47
VillagersESP : 54
CopsNCrims : 53
SneakyAssasins : 64
Coords : 35
FPS : 25
ChestStealer [K] : 66
ExtendedReach : 64
FastPusher : 49
FakeHackers : 54
HackerDetect : 58
Inventory+ : 48
Magnet : 38
NameProtect : 57
NoRightDelay : 59
Nuker [N] : 44
SkinProtect : 51
Timer [G] : 43
GhostMode

: 62
Breadcrumbs : 56
ESP : 25
Fullbright : 55
Freecam : 41
HealthTags : 50
NameTags : 48
NoHurtcam : 51
RangeSpheres : 60
Radar : 31
XRay : 29
Zoom [Z] : 43
AutoStacker : 53
DerpFollow : 50
DJ : 20
Headless : 42
MultiUse : 42
SkinBlinker : 49
Spin : 27
WaterFart : 46
AntiRotate : 48
Bettersprint : 52
Blink : 28
BunnyHop : 47
ClickTeleport : 56
FastFall : 37
InvMove : 40
LongJump : 47
NoSlowdown : 56
Speed [M] : 46
Teleport [X] : 51
Coal Ore : 41
Diamond Ore : 56
Emerald Ore : 54
Gold Ore : 42
Iron Ore : 39
Redstone Ore : 57
AutoMine : 45
AdventureMode : 66
CreativeMode : 59
SurvivalMode : 57
SpectatorMode : 64
Toggledownfall : 64
AutoSprint [V] : 60
AirJump [H] : 51
AntiWeb : 41
AntiStacker : 51
AutoJump : 46
AutoWalk : 45
AutoSneak : 49
FastSneak : 46
Flight [F] : 42
KeepSprint : 49
NoClip [O] : 47
NoFall : 33
PerfectHorseJump : 73
Phase : 32
Step : 27
Spider : 33
SolidLiquids : 52
AutoBlock : 46
Aimbot : 37
Criticals : 38
GhostAura : 48
KillAura : 38
MobArena : 47
RodAura : 41
TriggerBot : 48
TpAura : 36
AutoArmor : 49
AutoPotion : 50
AutoSoup : 45
AutoRod : 41
AutoClicker : 51
AntiFire : 38
AutoEat : 39
AntiKnockback : 62
AutoRespawn : 58
ArrowDodge : 54
BowAimbot : 51
FastBow : 41
FastEat : 37
NoSwing : 42
Regen : 33
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[OptiFine] *** Reloading custom textures ***
[OptiFine] Enable face culling: acacia_leaves, birch_leaves, dark_oak_leaves, jungle_leaves, oak_leaves, spruce_leaves
Client version up to date!
No alert info available from the server!
[21:53:57] [Client thread/INFO]: Connecting to MC.Hypixel.net, 25565
[21:54:00] [Client thread/FATAL]: Unreported exception thrown!
java.lang.NoSuchMethodError: java.util.ArrayList.sort(Ljava/util/Comparator;)V
at zZ.aux(UIRenderer.java:88) ~[Jigsaw.jar:?]
at wG.aUx(Jigsaw.java:557) ~[Jigsaw.jar:?]
at net.minecraft.client.gui.GuiIngame.renderGameOverlay(GuiIngame.java:360) ~[Jigsaw.jar:?]
at net.minecraft.client.renderer.EntityRenderer.func_181560_a(EntityRenderer.java:1353) ~[Jigsaw.jar:?]
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.runGameLoop(Minecraft.java:1143) ~[Jigsaw.jar:?]
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(Minecraft.java:431) [Jigsaw.jar:?]
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.doStuff(Main.java:169) [Jigsaw.jar:?]
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(Main.java:33) [Jigsaw.jar:?]
---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
// This doesn't make any sense!

Time: 9/9/16 9:54 PM
Description: Unexpected error

java.lang.NoSuchMethodError: java.util.ArrayList.sort(Ljava/util/Comparator;)V
at zZ.aux(UIRenderer.java:88)
at wG.aUx(Jigsaw.java:557)
at net.minecraft.client.gui.GuiIngame.renderGameOverlay(GuiIngame.java:360)
at net.minecraft.client.renderer.EntityRenderer.func_181560_a(EntityRenderer.java:1353)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.runGameLoop(Minecraft.java:1143)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(Minecraft.java:431)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.doStuff(Main.java:169)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(Main.java:33)

A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows:
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-- Head --
Stacktrace:
at zZ.aux(UIRenderer.java:88)
at wG.aUx(Jigsaw.java:557)
at net.minecraft.client.gui.GuiIngame.renderGameOverlay(GuiIngame.java:360)

-- Affected level --
Details:
Level name: MpServer
All players: 1 total; [EntityPlayerSP['uniquepotato123'/149358, l='MpServer', x=8.50, y=65.00, z=8.50]]
Chunk stats: MultiplayerChunkCache: 0, 0
Level seed: 0
Level generator: ID 01 - flat, ver 0. Features enabled: false
Level generator options:
Level spawn location: -131.00,35.00,21.00 - World: (-131,35,21), Chunk: (at 13,2,5 in -9,1; contains blocks -144,0,16 to -129,255,31), Region: (-1,0; contains chunks -32,0 to -1,31, blocks -512,0,0 to -1,255,511)
Level time: 1 game time, 1 day time
Level dimension: 0
Level storage version: 0x00000 - Unknown?
Level weather: Rain time: 0 (now: false), thunder time: 0 (now: false)
Level game mode: Game mode: survival (ID 0). Hardcore: false. Cheats: false
Forced entities: 1 total; [EntityPlayerSP['uniquepotato123'/149358, l='MpServer', x=8.50, y=65.00, z=8.50]]
Retry entities: 0 total; []
Server brand: BungeeCord (Hypixel) <- vanilla
Server type: Non-integrated multiplayer server
Stacktrace:
at net.minecraft.client.multiplayer.WorldClient.addWorldInfoToCrashReport(WorldClient.java:408)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.addGraphicsAndWorldToCrashReport(Minecraft.java:2801)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(Minecraft.java:460)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.doStuff(Main.java:169)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(Main.java:33)

-- System Details --
Details:
Minecraft Version: 1.8.8
Operating System: Mac OS X (x86_64) version 10.10.5
CPU: 4x Intel(R) Core(TM) i3 CPU 550 @ 3.20GHz
Java Version: 1.6.0_65, Apple Inc.
Java VM Version: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Apple Inc.
Memory: 81550296 bytes (77 MB) / 248926208 bytes (237 MB) up to 1060372480 bytes (1011 MB)
JVM Flags: 5 total; -Xmx1G -XX:+UseConcMarkSweepGC -XX:+CMSIncrementalMode -XX:-UseAdaptiveSizePolicy -Xmn128M
IntCache: cache: 0, tcache: 0, allocated: 0, tallocated: 0
Launched Version: Jigsaw
LWJGL: 2.9.2
OpenGL: ATI Radeon HD 5750 OpenGL Engine GL version 2.1 ATI-1.32.25, ATI Technologies Inc.
GL Caps: Using GL 1.3 multitexturing.
Using GL 1.3 texture combiners.
Using framebuffer objects because ARB_framebuffer_object is supported and separate blending is supported.
Shaders are available because OpenGL 2.1 is supported.
VBOs are available because OpenGL 1.5 is supported.

Using VBOs: Yes
Is Modded: Very likely; Jar signature invalidated
Type: Client (map_client.txt)
Resource Packs:
Current Language: English (US)
Profiler Position: N/A (disabled)
CPU: 4x Intel(R) Core(TM) i3 CPU 550 @ 3.20GHz
OptiFine Version: OptiFine_1.8.8_HD_U_H6
Render Distance Chunks: 12
Mipmaps: 4
Anisotropic Filtering: 1
Antialiasing: 0
Multitexture: false
Shaders: null
OpenGlVersion: 2.1 ATI-1.32.25
OpenGlRenderer: ATI Radeon HD 5750 OpenGL Engine
OpenGlVendor: ATI Technologies Inc.
CpuCount: 4
#@[email protected]# Game crashed! Crash report saved to: #@[email protected]# /Users/none/Library/Application Support/minecraft/crash-reports/crash-2016-09-09_21.54.00-client.txt
Saving modules...
mc.mcDataDir = /Users/none/Library/Application Support/minecraft
Saving GUI...
Saving friends...
AL lib: (EE) alc_cleanup: 1 device not closed

PLEASE HELP AND THIS IS FOR APPLE COMPUTERS AND OSX, NOT WINDOWS!

yeah so

why not

I sent this thread to the developer of Jigsaw on Skype, because he's in Math class right now, he told me to tell you this...

"Tell that guy on minecraft forum to update java"