Today I noticed there was some sort of update for the Minecraft launcher, so I downloaded that and pretty much just OK'd everything it gave me, because I'm too lazy to read things properly. Somewhere along that line, I apparently made some massive screw-up and now my game doesn't seem to launch for some Java-related reason. Below is the log it returned me, which I don't understand, as I don't speak complete nerd
EDIT: To clarify, this affects all versions of Minecraft — I can't launch the game at all.
EDIT: To clarify, this affects all versions of Minecraft — I can't launch the game at all.
http://pastebin.com/c3bNVnHJ