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You may think this is another tutorial about (blah blah blah, shut up and tell us the fix) Ok! Sorry...
First, you need to uninstall all your java installations. Restart your computer for good dang measure.
Once its back, go to these links: (YAWN...)
http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/java-se-jre-7-download-432155.html
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JRE...the culprit >
Now, JDK, just incase that was the issue. No matter what, install this. It's bound to help along the road or right now.
http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jdk7-downloads-1880260.html
And there you go. Should work peachy fine. If you have any errors, post them for an FAQ page.
NOTE: (boring, just incase i need to but...)
I did not make Java god dangit! Oracle Inc. did.
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now that thats over, play Minecraft already!