If Minecraft gives me the chance to crash from any server menu, I'll call that lucky.
Here's what happens: I'll add a server, instant crash. I'll direct connect, instant crash. I'll start a single-player world and Open it to LAN over Hamachi and then... well, that's worked a couple of times but mostly, it crashes.
I've read the "helpful list" thread and the "Crash Fixes" thread - no result. I've done searches for similar problems, but it seems like anyone else experiencing connection crashes at least gets a heads up from the client. Not so with me; therefore, most searched topics have proven irrelevant.
I've uninstalled/reinstalled Java 3 times in each conceivable configuration: 32-bit, 64-bit, 32 & 64 combo and I've done the same for Minecraft, including deleting the AppData files and force-updating each time. Added Java, Hamachi and Minecraft to the exceptions list in both Windows Firewall and Avast, and have tried running Minecraft with both of those things turned off afterwards. Deleted/reinstalled graphics drivers; nothing. Used the memory allocation fix and then used the shortcut memory allocation fix; nada. Uninstalled/reinstalled ethernet and/or wirless adapter drivers; nooooooope.
Nothing works.
I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting to mention a few things attempted during the last two days I've spent in trying to get this thing to function as it's supposed to, but I'm currently too livid to focus on what they might have been.
So. Can anyone out there help me feel not like a knob for having spent $27 on this game? Or is Minecraft just not going to ever work on this computer?
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# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#
# EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x00000000021e1b62, pid=4944, tid=4148
#
# JRE version: 7.0_17-b02
# Java VM: Java HotSpot™ 64-Bit Server VM (23.7-b01 mixed mode windows-amd64 compressed oops)
# Problematic frame:
# C [FPServiceProvider64.dll+0x1b62] GetLspGuid+0xb62
#
# Failed to write core dump. Minidumps are not enabled by default on client versions of Windows
#
# If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
# http://bugreport.sun...eport/crash.jsp
# The crash happened outside the Java Virtual Machine in native code.
# See problematic frame for where to report the bug.
#
RAX=0x00001b803b1d4a47 is an unknown value
RBX=0x00000000000008c8 is an unknown value
RCX=0x00000000021e7770 is an unknown value
RDX=0x000000001e42ebd8 is an unknown value
RSP=0x000000001dd5df00 is pointing into the stack for thread: 0x0000000010feb800
RBP=0x0000000015d512f0 is an unknown value
RSI=0x0000000000000000 is an unknown value
RDI=0x00000000000008c8 is an unknown value
R8 =0x0000000000000020 is an unknown value
R9 =0x0000000019999999 is an unknown value
R10=0x0000000074c19c40 is an unknown value
R11=0x0000000074bfe440 is an unknown value
R12=0x000000001dd5e200 is pointing into the stack for thread: 0x0000000010feb800
R13=0x000000001dd5e174 is pointing into the stack for thread: 0x0000000010feb800
R14=0x0000000000000001 is an unknown value
R15=0x000000001dd5e180 is pointing into the stack for thread: 0x0000000010feb800
VM Mutex/Monitor currently owned by a thread: None
Heap
PSYoungGen total 611648K, used 322971K [0x00000007aaab0000, 0x00000007d5550000, 0x0000000800000000)
eden space 524288K, 61% used [0x00000007aaab0000,0x00000007be616df0,0x00000007caab0000)
from space 87360K, 0% used [0x00000007d0000000,0x00000007d0000000,0x00000007d5550000)
to space 87360K, 0% used [0x00000007caab0000,0x00000007caab0000,0x00000007d0000000)
ParOldGen total 1398144K, used 0K [0x0000000700000000, 0x0000000755560000, 0x00000007aaab0000)
object space 1398144K, 0% used [0x0000000700000000,0x0000000700000000,0x0000000755560000)
PSPermGen total 24896K, used 24779K [0x00000006fae00000, 0x00000006fc650000, 0x0000000700000000)
object space 24896K, 99% used [0x00000006fae00000,0x00000006fc632c20,0x00000006fc650000)
vm_info: Java HotSpot™ 64-Bit Server VM (23.7-b01) for windows-amd64 JRE (1.7.0_17-b02), built on Mar 1 2013 03:38:30 by "java_re" with unknown MS VC++:1600
time: Thu Mar 07 17:10:34 2013
elapsed time: 17 seconds
Here's what happens: I'll add a server, instant crash. I'll direct connect, instant crash. I'll start a single-player world and Open it to LAN over Hamachi and then... well, that's worked a couple of times but mostly, it crashes.
I've read the "helpful list" thread and the "Crash Fixes" thread - no result. I've done searches for similar problems, but it seems like anyone else experiencing connection crashes at least gets a heads up from the client. Not so with me; therefore, most searched topics have proven irrelevant.
I've uninstalled/reinstalled Java 3 times in each conceivable configuration: 32-bit, 64-bit, 32 & 64 combo and I've done the same for Minecraft, including deleting the AppData files and force-updating each time. Added Java, Hamachi and Minecraft to the exceptions list in both Windows Firewall and Avast, and have tried running Minecraft with both of those things turned off afterwards. Deleted/reinstalled graphics drivers; nothing. Used the memory allocation fix and then used the shortcut memory allocation fix; nada. Uninstalled/reinstalled ethernet and/or wirless adapter drivers; nooooooope.
Nothing works.
I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting to mention a few things attempted during the last two days I've spent in trying to get this thing to function as it's supposed to, but I'm currently too livid to focus on what they might have been.
So. Can anyone out there help me feel not like a knob for having spent $27 on this game? Or is Minecraft just not going to ever work on this computer?
http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre7-downloads-1880261.html
get both 32 and 64 bit installed
Definitely already did that. No good.
Get rid of this proxy that is messing up your networking stack. Or configure it so that it doesn't get used for minecraft related stuff.