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I am sorry. I am rather frustrated with minecraft at this point. I just bought minecraft and I have spent the past hour and a half trying to make it work. It won't even get past loading screen, won't update. All I can do is log in. That is it. I have the fully updated Java script. I tried various other methods that did not work (Mainly because they require ACTUALLY HAVING FILES!!!!!) which apparently minecraft doesn't download the oh EVERYTHING WITH THE GAME!!! Please explain why I do not have anything related to minecraft on my computer, why I cannot access the zipped file at all, and why I can't even play a game I spent thirty ­ing dollars on. Thank you ^-^ Oh and this is for the people who own this stupid game, since they have no actual help site or help tickets, ya know any way to actually help the consumer.

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ive also had this problem? have no idea what to do, im thinking of wiping my computer, doing this is proably an ultimatium, but this has cost me a lot of stress.......

Run FriedZombies error tester that he posted a link to above and post the report here.

Can anyone tell me what this means, or how I can fix it. I have been trying to fix my minecraft for monthes now and just stumbled across this... I downloaded Thefriedzombie's batch test and this is what I come up with. Also my screen looks like this:


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==Advanced Minecraft error test v1.0== - by theFriedZombie

==Computer info==

SystemManufacturer: LENOVO
SystemProductName: 0679
SystemFamily: Intel_Mobile
SystemVersion: Lenovo G560
Processor: Intel64 Family 6 Model 37 Stepping 5, GenuineIntel
NumberOfProcessors: 1

Physical memory: 4096 MB installed, 3894 MB available, 2053 MB free
Virtual memory: 3894 MB allocated, 5596 MB free

OS: Windows 7 Home Premium, , 64bits

userprofile: C:\Users\Minecraft
The process tried to write to a nonexistent pipe.

==Video controller info==


Caption=Intel(R) HD Graphics
ConfigManagerErrorCode=0
Description=Intel(R) HD Graphics
DriverVersion=8.15.10.2104
InstalledDisplayDrivers=igdumd64.dll,igd10umd64.dll,igdumdx32,igd10umd32
Name=Intel(R) HD Graphics
PNPDeviceID=PCI\VEN_8086&DEV_0046&SUBSYS_392017AA&REV_02\3&11583
659&1&10
Status=OK
StatusInfo=



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great source for looking up unkown devices

==Java info==

Java location according to the path variable:
C:\Windows\System32\java.exe

can execute java? YES

java is 64 bit

java version "1.7.0_01"
Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.7.0_01-b08)
Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 21.1-b02, mixed mode)

==Minecraft pre-tests==

login.minecraft.net resolvable? YES
session.minecraft.net resolvable? YES

Warning: "the file C:\Users\Minecraft\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\minecraft.j
ar" does not exists
Trying to start the minecraft.exe
==End of pre-tests and info, minecraft starts here==

asdf
java.io.FileNotFoundException: C:\Users\Minecraft\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\las
tlogin (The system cannot find the file specified)
at java.io.FileInputStream.open(Native Method)
at java.io.FileInputStream.<init>(Unknown Source)
at net.minecraft.LoginForm.readUsername(LoginForm.java:110)
at net.minecraft.LoginForm.<init>(LoginForm.java:55)
at net.minecraft.LauncherFrame.<init>(LauncherFrame.java:23)
at net.minecraft.LauncherFrame.main(LauncherFrame.java:167)
at net.minecraft.MinecraftLauncher.main(MinecraftLauncher.java:13)
java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.client.MinecraftApplet
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source)
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(Unknown Source)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source)
at net.minecraft.GameUpdater.createApplet(GameUpdater.java:373)
at net.minecraft.Launcher$1.run(Launcher.java:79)



Thanks for your help!

It says it can't find the lastlogin file at this location: C:\Users\Minecraft\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\las
tlogin

This log looks really strange. Are you using a cracked client or a payed account? The reason I ask is the tester should have ran a login to minecraft.net if it couldn't find an install.

Right. i checked out that location and it doesn't exist. I got as far as C:\Users\Minecraft\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft but all .minecraft contains is an empty bin folder.

What is a "cracked client"? I am not useing a paid acount (thank goodness) I downloaded it from the minecraft site and then opened it up, logged in with my mojang account and tried to just try the demo before I bought it. That's when this happened. It crashed half way through loading the first time and now it only gets to that same point when loading and then freezes up.

I also can't login and play online either, if that helps at all. It gets stuck looking for a jar file.

try changing the minecraft.jar

ok so i think i found the answer every1 has been looking 4 i also just bought minecraft and this was a frustrating experience 4 me of so #1 if ur u already tried it on minecraft.net and it didnt load that means u probably cant use minecraft.net but what u can do is download it now im not exactly sure which 1 i downloaded or anything so umm just download anything that says minecraft lol. then go to downloads now whiever minecraft u downloaded remember whatever little icon it has. So when ur at downloads find minecraft and double click. Then it will open it will ask where u want 2 save it i made a new folder. When u open it and login it will not work,what u must do is type in ur info then b4 u press login press options click force open or something like then click login after that u shold b able to play oh and if it goes really slow theres o video on youtube for that. I hope i helped = D

I bought minecraft whyen i first had it it worked great so i thought i get some mods like optifine & Hexxit ect. and it worked for a month but now it wont even open the launching screen I deleted the game and downloaded it back but nothing .Please help me I really want to play minecraft

Mine says to check my internet settings? But can't you play minecraft offline?