It may look like an ordinary brick outhouse. But this state-of-the-art sanitary facility features three windows, a sloping roof, an enderman-proof proprietary anchoring technology, and a crescent moon. It also has a patented flushing system designed by yours truly.
The throne room is deceptively simple. Easy to use, easy to clean, the potty is mounted in solid rock to absorb odors and provide up to 4 TNT worth of blast resistance. The chest contains plenty of toilet paper and some reading material (interchangeable as needed).
"Psst...anyone in there?"
Knock knock!
"Hurry up in there, man! I gotta go bad. I really gotta drop a load!"
Knock knock knock....
"I gotta go so bad I'm gonna explode! Jeez what's takin you so long???"
One push of the button lowers the seat and lid, and flushes the john.
Try not to fall in, it goes all the way down to bedrock.
Proper sanitation is the cornerstone of public health and safety. Thanks to the outhouse, these zombies and skeletons will live longer, fuller undeaths than their pit-latrine-using fellows on neighboring islands.
Funny story, I was working on the flush mechanism, and built a baffle of cobble around the exposed redstone wiring to keep out the spiders. A creeper dropped out of a tree and found the 1x1 access hole, and nuked me in the john.
Living the dream, yo. Cloud of loose dirt, bricks, items, XP orbs, and toilet water everywhere. What a mess.
@jrider: I can post the schematic as soon as I can get a save of the map. Of course, you will need to dig your own septic tank and whatnots down to bedrock. But the flusher, lid, etc. will all be there. Including a new escape hatch, because being trapped in the shitter by a creeper camping the door is no fun. (I jumped up on the tank and broke out the window to escape.)
Le Brick Lavatoire is complete.
It may look like an ordinary brick outhouse. But this state-of-the-art sanitary facility features three windows, a sloping roof, an enderman-proof proprietary anchoring technology, and a crescent moon. It also has a patented flushing system designed by yours truly.
The throne room is deceptively simple. Easy to use, easy to clean, the potty is mounted in solid rock to absorb odors and provide up to 4 TNT worth of blast resistance. The chest contains plenty of toilet paper and some reading material (interchangeable as needed).
"Psst...anyone in there?"
Knock knock!
"Hurry up in there, man! I gotta go bad. I really gotta drop a load!"
Knock knock knock....
"I gotta go so bad I'm gonna explode! Jeez what's takin you so long???"
One push of the button lowers the seat and lid, and flushes the john.
Try not to fall in, it goes all the way down to bedrock.
Proper sanitation is the cornerstone of public health and safety. Thanks to the outhouse, these zombies and skeletons will live longer, fuller undeaths than their pit-latrine-using fellows on neighboring islands.
[quote=Badgerz]You have to keep in mind that people are stupid.
[quote=Catelite]Just because you don't understand how something works, doesn't make it broken or pointless. >_<
Living the dream, yo. Cloud of loose dirt, bricks, items, XP orbs, and toilet water everywhere. What a mess.
@jrider: I can post the schematic as soon as I can get a save of the map. Of course, you will need to dig your own septic tank and whatnots down to bedrock. But the flusher, lid, etc. will all be there. Including a new escape hatch, because being trapped in the shitter by a creeper camping the door is no fun. (I jumped up on the tank and broke out the window to escape.)
Hahahaha...it's a BRICK SHITHOUSE. I can think of few things as unserious as a restroom in a game where you don't ever feel the call of nature.