The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Chapter 1: The New Update
If you have updated your Minecraft game to 1.6, then you must know about the new launcher. It allows players to play old versions, such as beta, alpha, infdev, classic, and even versions before Minecraft was even available to play. I like playing in alpha versions, because of their terrain.
One day, when I started up Minecraft to play alpha, I noticed a new version in the menu. It didn’t have a name, but it came before alpha 1.0.4, so I guessed it was the older infdev version, when infinite maps were first being tested and there were brick pyramids scattered around the world. Or maybe it was indev. I didn’t know, so I clicked on it and started to play.
The game took a very long time to load. Almost five times as long as it normally takes, but I just passed it off as loading slowly because the computer hadn’t seen the file before, or it had just been uploaded. When I got to the main menu, I couldn’t tell what version it was. It seemed to be a mixture of all of the versions. The “min” part of the logo seemed to be an alpha logo, but it had that old glitch where the lowest falling block of the “M” disappeared. The “ecr” part was from indev, but the “C” was gone! The “aft” part was current, but the creeper face had red pupils.
The buttons below the logo appeared to be normal, but I realized the multiplayer and language buttons were gone, and there was the fake tutorial button from alpha.
Chapter 2: Strange World
I created a new world, and immediately I knew something was wrong. The grass was bright green, like in alpha, but I had spawned in a swamp. There were no swamps in alpha! I walked around for a bit, and found an upside-down creeper. It stared at me, and then its eyes turned red and its head fell off! It exploded, but it created a huge hole, much larger than normal. There was blood on all the blocks that were destroyed.
When I respawned, it was night, and I was in a completely unfamiliar place. I looked around for a while, but I couldn’t find the swamp or the explosion hole anywhere. It was then that I realized there were no monsters. At all! I looked around for other animals, but found none. I realized that I was completely alone.
This world was strange, but I decided to play on it normally anyway. I might find some cool things! I went over to a tree, and tried to collect wood. But at my first hit, my player lost almost all of his health! The player fell on the ground, rolling around in the grass. I tried to get up, but the controls wouldn’t work. Soon, the player died, and there was blood on the tree.
Chapter 3: Classic?
I was creeped out by now, so I quit. The next day I came back, but I noticed changes. There was now a dark hole behind the missing “C” in the logo. Herobrine’s eyes were staring out of it. The other parts of the logo were covered in moss and blood. All the buttons were gone except singleplayer. I noticed there was now a version name in the corner of the screen. It was crossed out, but I could make out “Classic 0.30.”
When I clicked on the singleplayer button, it didn’t even take me to a menu. It showed the classic world creation screen and then I spawned in a new world. It appeared to be just regular classic. I walked around for a bit, then just decided to have fun and started to build. When I was near the world edge, I saw something like a speeding block heading right for me. I tried to move out of the way, but it was too late. It crashed right into me, blasted me out of the world and into the endless ocean. I tried to get back, but the invisible wall was still there and I couldn’t get into the world. I noticed I now had a health bar. I only had half a heart of health left. The water around was red, like there was blood in it.
I found a boat in my inventory, so I placed it and started to cross the endless ocean. I sailed on my boat for about ten minutes. Normally I would have given up long ago, but curiosity was making me keep going.
To my surprise, I found land. I couldn’t slow down fast enough, so my boat broke on the shore. I saw a sign on the beach. It said, “Help.”
Chapter 4: Nostalgia
After wandering around for a bit, I began to realize something. This place I had found… it was one of my old worlds! A couple years ago, I had a really cool Beta world. It was great. I had a 10-floor-tall house and I had begun work on another. Unfortunately, when I was exploring, I got lost. I tried and tried to find my way back, but I was hopelessly lost. Eventually, I thought that if I killed myself, I would respawn in my house. I jumped off a cliff, but I didn’t respawn in my house, for some strange reason. I was still lost. I couldn’t find my house, so I had to delete my world. But this place was my old world! It was completely the same, except for that sign on the beach.
I walked around, exploring, and I decided I would stay here. I was going to start chopping down trees, when I noticed something in the distance. I ran toward it, and I found my old house! I was so happy; I didn’t even pay attention to the thing I saw in the corner of my eye.
Chapter 5: Something’s Wrong
Everything was awesome for a few days. I had finished my second tall house, and found some diamonds. I was about to go exploring, and I was determined to not get lost this time. I put everything except my sword in my chest, and walked off. I found some cool things, like weird shaped mountains and gravel beaches. But all of the cool things I found had something in common: They all had some red wool and redstone around them, like blood. The mobs around them were acting very strangely as well. Some huddled in circles, and some hid in holes or under trees. Whenever I went near them, they ran away. I killed one, but it didn’t give me anything. In fact, none of them did. It was close to night, so I started to head in the direction of my house.
When I got back to my house, a horrible sight was there. My second house was completely destroyed. Not a block was left. There was a sign in the empty space where the house used to be. It said, “STOP.”
Over the next few days, I got a series of signs that appeared in and around my house. Some said “STOP,” some said “LEAVE,” and some said “NO.” I got one more that said “Help,” and then they all stopped. All the mobs disappeared from my world when they stopped. Even the monsters were gone. My pet wolf had vanished. I was alone.
Chapter 6: The Symbols
Shortly after the mobs disappeared, I noticed changes in my world. It was permanently day, and the sun never moved. It was stuck in its highest position. I found strange things that weren’t even in Minecraft scattered around the world, also. Once I found a gravestone, covered in blood. Another time I found a dead sheep. It didn’t disappear when it died; it was just lying on the ground. All the things I found had blood on them.
I began to find strange symbols around my world. They appeared to be an eye, and they were very high-resolution. I found them everywhere: In my house, in caves, sometimes even on mobs. I once even found it on a block in my inventory, but when I placed the block, it disappeared!
The symbols creeped me out. I don’t know why; they weren’t really that creepy. Once when I logged on to the game, I found something shocking in my inventory. My skin’s head was now the symbol. The rest of my skin was normal, but the head was changed to the eye symbol. I was sure of it: Someone was hacking my game.
Chapter 7: Hacked
Right after my skin was changed, I noticed something in the in-game menu. My difficulty was set on “Hacked.” I tried to change it, but every time I clicked on the button, red text that said, “STOP,” filled my screen. I gave up and decided to explore this new difficulty.
When I was mining some coal, I turned around and saw a creeper! I couldn’t figure out how it spawned, because there was nothing dark nearby, or even a cave. I figured that this must be connected to the weird difficulty.
I took out my sword, ready to kill it, but it just stood there, staring at me. I walked around it, and it kept looking at me. Even when I went behind it, its head turned around backwards to look at me. I tried to hit it, but when I touched it, it bounced up and down. It seemed to be laughing. I had some rails, so I made a track back to my house. I placed a minecart, put it in, and sent it back to my house. When I got back to my house, the creeper was standing there. It suddenly rose up into the air and started floating through my house, like it was a ghost. It kept rising through all the floors, until it reached the roof. It stopped at the roof and stood there. I built ladders up to the roof so I could keep watch on it.
Chapter 8: Bloody Mobs
The next day, I came on to Minecraft, but when I logged on, something strange happened. The cursor navigated to the singleplayer button, and clicked on my world, all by itself. When the world loaded, the screen turned pure white. I couldn’t see anything. Then text appeared in the center of the screen. It said, “Difficulty: Blood.” The text and the white screen disappeared, and I was on the roof of my house. I was shocked at what I saw. The creeper had blood all over it. It walked toward the edge of the roof. I tried to stop it, but it was too late. It jumped off.
I went back down to see if it was still alive. It wasn’t, and there was blood on the block where it died. I noticed that the mobs were back, but there was something strange about them. I went closer, and realized that they had blood on them! I looked around, and there were monsters everywhere. I got out my sword, but they didn’t attack me. In fact, they didn’t even seem to notice me. I killed one, but it didn’t even fight back.
Soon, I started noticing more strange things. I found sandstone pyramids, redstone torches being randomly placed, and mushrooms growing on trees. Whenever it rained, the rain was red, like blood.
Chapter 9: The Cave
One day when I logged on to my world, it was night. The moon was frozen at midnight, and wouldn’t move. I went back to my house, and saw something behind it. It was a line of redstone torches, trailing off into the forest. I followed them for what seemed like days (Minecraft days, I mean), until they finally stopped at a cave. The cave was rimmed in diamond blocks, and I thought this was a miracle. I tried to mine them, but they were unbreakable, like bedrock. I decided to explore the cave instead.
The cave was even longer than the redstone trail. It stretched on and on and on, and it was so deep that I was sure that it went into the void. Breaking one of the blocks on the walls confirmed my belief. There was nothing behind the wall.
Once I finally reached the end of the cave, I ended up in a very long hallway. I saw something at the end of the hallway, but I couldn’t quite make out what it was. It came closer and closer and closer, but when it hit me, I died. I respawned, for some reason, in a completely unfamiliar place. I was in a new world. But I was sure of it. The thing that killed me was Herobrine.
Chapter 10: Ghost Town
I had spawned in a village. It was not a regular village, though. It scared me. It was covered in a very thick fog, and I couldn’t change the fog level. There were no villagers or iron golems anywhere. I was getting creeped out, so I tried to get away from the village, but for some reason, I couldn’t. When I left the village and walked into the fog, I came out of the fog where I had started! I was absolutely sure I hadn’t turned around, but I couldn’t get out of the village.
I didn’t want to go into the houses. I was afraid of what awaited me. Eventually, I became too curious, and went into the blacksmith’s shop. Inside, there was no chest. There was a gravestone inside. There was a sign on it that said, “R.I.P. You.” I heard an evil laugh. The laugh grew louder and louder until I had to turn the sound off, or I would hurt my ears.
I decided to drown myself in the well. I wanted to get away from this scary village. I went toward the well, and threw myself in. Right when my breath ran out, I suddenly floated out of the water. I looked around, and saw a weird creature. It was a player, but its skin was entirely white, except for the eye symbol that I had seen earlier on its head.
The player kept getting closer and closer. I tried to get away, but I noticed I was stuck in a cobweb. Haunting music started playing. I recognized it as those creepy sounds that sometimes play when you are mining, but someone had turned it into music. The player got closer and closer until it stopped. I waited for it to kill me, but it just stood there. I could escape! I ran, but suddenly my player burst into flames, killing him! The respawn screen didn’t show. The screen faded to black, and stayed like that for about 30 seconds. The white player’s face appeared on the screen, scaring the heck out of me. I had had enough, so I quit.
Chapter 11: The Eye
When I got enough courage to come back to the game, I noticed that the strange version was now called, “The Eye.” I loaded up the game, and the Minecraft logo had been replaced with the eye symbol. I went to my world, but I was in some sort of cloud world, that’s colors had been reversed.
All the clouds were black, and the sky was red. The sun had turned into the eye symbol. I looked around, and found some mobs. They were regular mobs, but their colors were all reversed. They seemed to be trying to talk to me. It was then I realized that they were communicating through the chat! They were saying, “STOP,” and “LEAVE,” like the signs I had found.
I saw a strange creature in the sky. It was about the size of a block, but it was much thinner. It had three eyes stacked on top of each other, and a gaping mouth. It had huge wings, almost twice the size of its body.
It saw me. It started flying toward me, going faster and faster. The mobs circled around me, stopping me from escaping. It crashed into me, and I fell off the black cloud. I fell into a blood-red ocean. I saw a giant version of the white player standing in front of me, and then the screen went black. I restarted my computer, but the eye version was gone. I looked in my saves folder, but the world was gone, too. The deadly version was gone.
Well, that's it for my story, for now. I might add more if a lot of people want it. I might be writing other stories soon, so be sure to keep your eyes out for them. If anyone makes a mod or texture pack for my story, please say who made it!
Wow. I read this last night and I was so creeped out I had to wait till morning. Awesome story!
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Well then, I seem to have a visitor...
Zanza: Shulk, become my disciple, and you shall have all the fish and chips you desire.
Shulk. No! I want... to live in a world where everyone can have fish and chips! A WORLD WITHOUT YOU!
Fiora: That's right! Meyneth wanted everyone to have fish and chips!
Zanza: FISH AND CHIPS BELONG TO GODS!!!
If you have updated your Minecraft game to 1.6, then you must know about the new launcher. It allows players to play old versions, such as beta, alpha, infdev, classic, and even versions before Minecraft was even available to play. I like playing in alpha versions, because of their terrain.
One day, when I started up Minecraft to play alpha, I noticed a new version in the menu. It didn’t have a name, but it came before alpha 1.0.4, so I guessed it was the older infdev version, when infinite maps were first being tested and there were brick pyramids scattered around the world. Or maybe it was indev. I didn’t know, so I clicked on it and started to play.
The game took a very long time to load. Almost five times as long as it normally takes, but I just passed it off as loading slowly because the computer hadn’t seen the file before, or it had just been uploaded. When I got to the main menu, I couldn’t tell what version it was. It seemed to be a mixture of all of the versions. The “min” part of the logo seemed to be an alpha logo, but it had that old glitch where the lowest falling block of the “M” disappeared. The “ecr” part was from indev, but the “C” was gone! The “aft” part was current, but the creeper face had red pupils.
The buttons below the logo appeared to be normal, but I realized the multiplayer and language buttons were gone, and there was the fake tutorial button from alpha.
Chapter 2: Strange World
I created a new world, and immediately I knew something was wrong. The grass was bright green, like in alpha, but I had spawned in a swamp. There were no swamps in alpha! I walked around for a bit, and found an upside-down creeper. It stared at me, and then its eyes turned red and its head fell off! It exploded, but it created a huge hole, much larger than normal. There was blood on all the blocks that were destroyed.
When I respawned, it was night, and I was in a completely unfamiliar place. I looked around for a while, but I couldn’t find the swamp or the explosion hole anywhere. It was then that I realized there were no monsters. At all! I looked around for other animals, but found none. I realized that I was completely alone.
This world was strange, but I decided to play on it normally anyway. I might find some cool things! I went over to a tree, and tried to collect wood. But at my first hit, my player lost almost all of his health! The player fell on the ground, rolling around in the grass. I tried to get up, but the controls wouldn’t work. Soon, the player died, and there was blood on the tree.
Chapter 3: Classic?
I was creeped out by now, so I quit. The next day I came back, but I noticed changes. There was now a dark hole behind the missing “C” in the logo. Herobrine’s eyes were staring out of it. The other parts of the logo were covered in moss and blood. All the buttons were gone except singleplayer. I noticed there was now a version name in the corner of the screen. It was crossed out, but I could make out “Classic 0.30.”
When I clicked on the singleplayer button, it didn’t even take me to a menu. It showed the classic world creation screen and then I spawned in a new world. It appeared to be just regular classic. I walked around for a bit, then just decided to have fun and started to build. When I was near the world edge, I saw something like a speeding block heading right for me. I tried to move out of the way, but it was too late. It crashed right into me, blasted me out of the world and into the endless ocean. I tried to get back, but the invisible wall was still there and I couldn’t get into the world. I noticed I now had a health bar. I only had half a heart of health left. The water around was red, like there was blood in it.
I found a boat in my inventory, so I placed it and started to cross the endless ocean. I sailed on my boat for about ten minutes. Normally I would have given up long ago, but curiosity was making me keep going.
To my surprise, I found land. I couldn’t slow down fast enough, so my boat broke on the shore. I saw a sign on the beach. It said, “Help.”
Chapter 4: Nostalgia
After wandering around for a bit, I began to realize something. This place I had found… it was one of my old worlds! A couple years ago, I had a really cool Beta world. It was great. I had a 10-floor-tall house and I had begun work on another. Unfortunately, when I was exploring, I got lost. I tried and tried to find my way back, but I was hopelessly lost. Eventually, I thought that if I killed myself, I would respawn in my house. I jumped off a cliff, but I didn’t respawn in my house, for some strange reason. I was still lost. I couldn’t find my house, so I had to delete my world. But this place was my old world! It was completely the same, except for that sign on the beach.
I walked around, exploring, and I decided I would stay here. I was going to start chopping down trees, when I noticed something in the distance. I ran toward it, and I found my old house! I was so happy; I didn’t even pay attention to the thing I saw in the corner of my eye.
Chapter 5: Something’s Wrong
Everything was awesome for a few days. I had finished my second tall house, and found some diamonds. I was about to go exploring, and I was determined to not get lost this time. I put everything except my sword in my chest, and walked off. I found some cool things, like weird shaped mountains and gravel beaches. But all of the cool things I found had something in common: They all had some red wool and redstone around them, like blood. The mobs around them were acting very strangely as well. Some huddled in circles, and some hid in holes or under trees. Whenever I went near them, they ran away. I killed one, but it didn’t give me anything. In fact, none of them did. It was close to night, so I started to head in the direction of my house.
When I got back to my house, a horrible sight was there. My second house was completely destroyed. Not a block was left. There was a sign in the empty space where the house used to be. It said, “STOP.”
Over the next few days, I got a series of signs that appeared in and around my house. Some said “STOP,” some said “LEAVE,” and some said “NO.” I got one more that said “Help,” and then they all stopped. All the mobs disappeared from my world when they stopped. Even the monsters were gone. My pet wolf had vanished. I was alone.
Chapter 6: The Symbols
Shortly after the mobs disappeared, I noticed changes in my world. It was permanently day, and the sun never moved. It was stuck in its highest position. I found strange things that weren’t even in Minecraft scattered around the world, also. Once I found a gravestone, covered in blood. Another time I found a dead sheep. It didn’t disappear when it died; it was just lying on the ground. All the things I found had blood on them.
I began to find strange symbols around my world. They appeared to be an eye, and they were very high-resolution. I found them everywhere: In my house, in caves, sometimes even on mobs. I once even found it on a block in my inventory, but when I placed the block, it disappeared!
The symbols creeped me out. I don’t know why; they weren’t really that creepy. Once when I logged on to the game, I found something shocking in my inventory. My skin’s head was now the symbol. The rest of my skin was normal, but the head was changed to the eye symbol. I was sure of it: Someone was hacking my game.
Chapter 7: Hacked
Right after my skin was changed, I noticed something in the in-game menu. My difficulty was set on “Hacked.” I tried to change it, but every time I clicked on the button, red text that said, “STOP,” filled my screen. I gave up and decided to explore this new difficulty.
When I was mining some coal, I turned around and saw a creeper! I couldn’t figure out how it spawned, because there was nothing dark nearby, or even a cave. I figured that this must be connected to the weird difficulty.
I took out my sword, ready to kill it, but it just stood there, staring at me. I walked around it, and it kept looking at me. Even when I went behind it, its head turned around backwards to look at me. I tried to hit it, but when I touched it, it bounced up and down. It seemed to be laughing. I had some rails, so I made a track back to my house. I placed a minecart, put it in, and sent it back to my house. When I got back to my house, the creeper was standing there. It suddenly rose up into the air and started floating through my house, like it was a ghost. It kept rising through all the floors, until it reached the roof. It stopped at the roof and stood there. I built ladders up to the roof so I could keep watch on it.
Chapter 8: Bloody Mobs
The next day, I came on to Minecraft, but when I logged on, something strange happened. The cursor navigated to the singleplayer button, and clicked on my world, all by itself. When the world loaded, the screen turned pure white. I couldn’t see anything. Then text appeared in the center of the screen. It said, “Difficulty: Blood.” The text and the white screen disappeared, and I was on the roof of my house. I was shocked at what I saw. The creeper had blood all over it. It walked toward the edge of the roof. I tried to stop it, but it was too late. It jumped off.
I went back down to see if it was still alive. It wasn’t, and there was blood on the block where it died. I noticed that the mobs were back, but there was something strange about them. I went closer, and realized that they had blood on them! I looked around, and there were monsters everywhere. I got out my sword, but they didn’t attack me. In fact, they didn’t even seem to notice me. I killed one, but it didn’t even fight back.
Soon, I started noticing more strange things. I found sandstone pyramids, redstone torches being randomly placed, and mushrooms growing on trees. Whenever it rained, the rain was red, like blood.
Chapter 9: The Cave
One day when I logged on to my world, it was night. The moon was frozen at midnight, and wouldn’t move. I went back to my house, and saw something behind it. It was a line of redstone torches, trailing off into the forest. I followed them for what seemed like days (Minecraft days, I mean), until they finally stopped at a cave. The cave was rimmed in diamond blocks, and I thought this was a miracle. I tried to mine them, but they were unbreakable, like bedrock. I decided to explore the cave instead.
The cave was even longer than the redstone trail. It stretched on and on and on, and it was so deep that I was sure that it went into the void. Breaking one of the blocks on the walls confirmed my belief. There was nothing behind the wall.
Once I finally reached the end of the cave, I ended up in a very long hallway. I saw something at the end of the hallway, but I couldn’t quite make out what it was. It came closer and closer and closer, but when it hit me, I died. I respawned, for some reason, in a completely unfamiliar place. I was in a new world. But I was sure of it. The thing that killed me was Herobrine.
Chapter 10: Ghost Town
I had spawned in a village. It was not a regular village, though. It scared me. It was covered in a very thick fog, and I couldn’t change the fog level. There were no villagers or iron golems anywhere. I was getting creeped out, so I tried to get away from the village, but for some reason, I couldn’t. When I left the village and walked into the fog, I came out of the fog where I had started! I was absolutely sure I hadn’t turned around, but I couldn’t get out of the village.
I didn’t want to go into the houses. I was afraid of what awaited me. Eventually, I became too curious, and went into the blacksmith’s shop. Inside, there was no chest. There was a gravestone inside. There was a sign on it that said, “R.I.P. You.” I heard an evil laugh. The laugh grew louder and louder until I had to turn the sound off, or I would hurt my ears.
I decided to drown myself in the well. I wanted to get away from this scary village. I went toward the well, and threw myself in. Right when my breath ran out, I suddenly floated out of the water. I looked around, and saw a weird creature. It was a player, but its skin was entirely white, except for the eye symbol that I had seen earlier on its head.
The player kept getting closer and closer. I tried to get away, but I noticed I was stuck in a cobweb. Haunting music started playing. I recognized it as those creepy sounds that sometimes play when you are mining, but someone had turned it into music. The player got closer and closer until it stopped. I waited for it to kill me, but it just stood there. I could escape! I ran, but suddenly my player burst into flames, killing him! The respawn screen didn’t show. The screen faded to black, and stayed like that for about 30 seconds. The white player’s face appeared on the screen, scaring the heck out of me. I had had enough, so I quit.
Chapter 11: The Eye
When I got enough courage to come back to the game, I noticed that the strange version was now called, “The Eye.” I loaded up the game, and the Minecraft logo had been replaced with the eye symbol. I went to my world, but I was in some sort of cloud world, that’s colors had been reversed.
All the clouds were black, and the sky was red. The sun had turned into the eye symbol. I looked around, and found some mobs. They were regular mobs, but their colors were all reversed. They seemed to be trying to talk to me. It was then I realized that they were communicating through the chat! They were saying, “STOP,” and “LEAVE,” like the signs I had found.
I saw a strange creature in the sky. It was about the size of a block, but it was much thinner. It had three eyes stacked on top of each other, and a gaping mouth. It had huge wings, almost twice the size of its body.
It saw me. It started flying toward me, going faster and faster. The mobs circled around me, stopping me from escaping. It crashed into me, and I fell off the black cloud. I fell into a blood-red ocean. I saw a giant version of the white player standing in front of me, and then the screen went black. I restarted my computer, but the eye version was gone. I looked in my saves folder, but the world was gone, too. The deadly version was gone.
Well, that's it for my story, for now. I might add more if a lot of people want it. I might be writing other stories soon, so be sure to keep your eyes out for them. If anyone makes a mod or texture pack for my story, please say who made it!
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those matter don't mind."
-Dr.Seuss
-GLaDOS (Portal)
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Wow. I read this last night and I was so creeped out I had to wait till morning. Awesome story!
Well then, I seem to have a visitor...
Zanza: Shulk, become my disciple, and you shall have all the fish and chips you desire.
Shulk. No! I want... to live in a world where everyone can have fish and chips! A WORLD WITHOUT YOU!
Fiora: That's right! Meyneth wanted everyone to have fish and chips!
Zanza: FISH AND CHIPS BELONG TO GODS!!!
I made a creepypasta too! Heres the link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/show-your-creation/fan-art/literature/2186109-minecraft-creepypasta
i still like yours tho it was cool and creepy. Someones gonna make a minecraft client and call it 'Eye' that would be cool
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Yes. cause I totally spread gold bars on my toast...
