Minecraft Forums

Hi there! Yeah, I know I'm a big dummy for trying to get some crazy post to be popular but... this may get your attention! So, I like to write back stories for random junk but then I got an awesome idea! WHAT IF MINECRAFT MOBS HAD BACK STORIES?!I want you to tell me what mobs to do, I'll even do some blocks or items! I'll start with the zombie. ENJOY HANDMADE FAN ART AND HORRIBLE WRITING o3oTHE STORY STARTS HERE The last thing I remember before blacking out was that face. Laughing at me, as if he'd done something horrible to me. His laugh trailed on forever, or so it seemed at the time.When I finally woke up, I was in a cave. It was dark and I could only see stone and dirt around me. I tried to talk but all that mumbled out were some grunts. Crap. Well, now what?! I gotta go find my mirror, my house, my family, my computer, my everything. I need to go see my family. Wait did I say my mirror?! YES, I KNOW WHAT TO DO! I should have a pocket mirror with me. WHAT?! NOPE! THIS THING IS BROKEN! IT IS SOOOO BROKEN! I AM NOT GREEN AND UGLY! I NEED TO GO GET MY WIFE AND KIDS- NOW!Wait. I hear a noise. What is that noise? I sounds like a person...HUMPH! OMG IT'S... IT'S HIM! IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUNNA DIE! <---- DA FACE

Quote from MINEINGKILLER

hmm cow mabe

AND NOW THE COW!Dear Farmer, You said we could leave after we were dry of milk. Why haven't I seen you letting cows out of the farm? Instead I see you with your sword out and a new pair of ugs. Why? And where is the steak from? Are you killing the cows? Is this how you let them "leave"? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! MOOOOOOOO! MOOOOO! I'm taking the surviving cows and we're OUTTA here!!!! The fences I know will be open at 2:24 AM on Sundays, that's when I can get out of here. Have a nice life, AND GO TO NETHER! I HATE YOU! GOSH DARN FAAAAAAAAAAARMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEERRR! Someone who's going to kill you, A COW (WHO YOU NEVER GAVE A NAME TO, HOW ABOUT FRANK?)OH YEAH- Frank is out of here! 2:22 AM? That gives me just enough time... TO OPEN ALL COW DOORS.CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! Okay, 2:23 AM! Now we just wait....for a.... YAWN- WAIT THEY'RE OPENING! RUNNNN!! But ever since that day, I'm thinking the farmer was being kind to us. Because everyday I have to avoid some ugly schmuck trying to kill me. Well, goddammitTHE END o3o DID YOU ENJOY IT? THANK YOU MINEINGKILLER FOR SUGGESTING THE COW!

Quote from F1NinjaCreeper

Interesting idea, and I kind of like it. May I request a new story? I think that you could maybe do Enderman? It would be interesting to see what is going in his mind when he likes to pick up blocks and live in the End Dimension. Or maybe you could do Zombie Pigman? Like how he became a zombie in the first place?Or, the classic and simple Creeper, the explosive green friend of us.

AND NOW THE ENDERMAN- THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD!I work at a cooperation of sorts. There are promotions and such and my job is taking blocks. The better of a block you get, the better promotion you'll get. If you can get emerald blocks than you work right along side the boss- the dragon. The dragons buff. And um... IF CAN BREATH FIRE! NO-ONE wants to make it angry. Unless it's your day off, you better bring in a block per day if you like living. It's kind of a black market deal so we don't like attention. But of course, somebody gotta be staring. Looks like they want a fight. But I swear if get to water I LOSE IT. The water feels like it's burning me. As if it were lava. Thanks god the boss gave us teleporters. They're still in development, but, yes we teleport. I found a redstone block so I work in the end right now. Just as an enderman to kill those trying to hurt my boss. Maybe he'll promote me soon. Maybe he will. Maybe he won't. THE END o3o DID YOU LIKE IT? THANK YOU TO F1NinjaCreeper FOR SUGGESTING THIS!!

Quote from Leafstormer

Dude do a silverfish one where curse made them be imprisoned in blocks until someone mines them....

Well, I haven't done this in a while but, JUST FOR YOU- THE SILVERFISH STORY! (NOW WITH MORE EPICNESS)

[The story begins here]
Hello, I am the silverfish! I was once a normal snake, I slivered along and loved ALL players! One day, this stupid villager WITCH thing came up to me, "Hello! How can I help you?", I said. "I NEED TO TEST", she (or he, not sure) screamed, throwing a potion at me. I flew back into a block, it was cozy, I admit. I knew I was stuck there, so I settled down, silverfish can have children on their own, you know! So I did! The burrowed into there own blocks and did the same, and we were happy. One day my home was destroyed by this awful man, so I called for my children to fight. You'd be surprised how much it happens. It's scary, but we must fight. Whoever those awful people are- MUST PAY! You wouldn't happen to be one, right?