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Hey guys! Before we get started, just want to let you know about this story:
Okay, so it is about a Noob who is trying to, well, make friends. But he fails at every attempt. Will he make a friend? Find out by reading!
(More Info)
*I will continue this story. I will add more when I feel like it, I guess :/
*Key definitions: Noob: Annoying user
Newb: A new person.
*Story written in 3rd person. (Unless changed in future)
Okay, enough of this. Let's just get to the story.

(About this minecraft world he is in:)
*Everybody is in one world
*Any mod may be in this story. So if I mention one, credit to the creator of that mod.
Eh, you see more in the story.



(Story)
Chapter 1: A new beginning
Ah, the spring breeze. In this time of year when the new players are magically appearing in some random place. As of, unfortunately, they may be killed by the ruthless noobs or other players. Never to be seen again. (From ragequiting)

Noob was sitting in the fields, looking around. What was he looking for? He was looking for one thing he every wanted:
Friends.
"I knowz!" Noob cried out to himself. "I will builz an epix houz and impwess da laidiez!"
So he got searching for a tree. He saw one in the distance. "TWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He screamed with his dumb high pitched voice as he ran towards it. When he got to it, he was about to break it, but when he got the block out of the tree, it fell onto a newb.
"Wow! I just got some wood! Awesome!" We walked away with it.
"Lolz! Hez da newbie! We won't do cwap with that piece of woodz!" He said this and continued cutting down the tree.
When he was finished, he placed the blocks one by one... until he made a house!
"DIS IS DA BEST HOUSE EVAHZZ! LOLOL TAKE THAT DUMBY NEWBIE!" (Please note that his house was 3 block wide, no roof, and he can't fit anything into it, just himself.)
He should of held his breath, because the second he said that and turned around, he saw it.

The newbie that he saw earlier, had built a HUGE mansion. no, I mean, really huge! IN ONE DAY
Noob then crapped himself, and cried. He barley fit himself into his home, and fell asleep.

He woke up about 2 hours later, when he smelled smoke. He tried to open his door to see where it was coming from, but it was covered with obsidian. He tried digging out all directions, but all was covered with obsidian blocks. Even below his house.
That meant that if he smelled smoke, and there was no way that the smell can get in or out, then that means:
"0h noz!"
He already saw the fire, he tried pounding the obsidian as hard as he can, but it was no use. The fire got closer, and closer, and.... (You Died) appeared in his vision.
Noob flew into the "Respawn" button. He saw his house in the distance, and it was horrific.
"NOW I WONT EVAZ GET A GIRWFWIEND! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA? He lunged to the floor and pounded it. When he looked up, he saw the newb on his roof, holding flint and steel.
Noob got up and walked to his house. But on the way there, some people drove by him. (Car Mod)
"Hey noob!" One of them said.
"WHATZ! I IZ IN A BAD MOODZ!"
"Is that your house?"
"YEAZ!"
"Lol nice house dude!"
"Well, thanks bu-"
"OMG YOU REALLY THOUGHT I MEANT IT? MORON! HAHAHA" They drove away laughing.
Noob threw himself to the floor, and cried.
TO BE CONTINUED!

... what did I just read?

As a newb (hopefully not a noob), I wish I could be more like the newbie in your story. A giant house in one day? I'd been playing for a week before my roommate finally told me how to craft a furnace!