At one point in time, I loved to go on long slow strolls on the beach at night, with a poppycock creeper. While I whispered into her ear, 'I'm madly in love with you' with no response, then I whispered 'I would love to take your gun powder and make baby TNT with you'. But still every night there is no response after so long trying to connect with her. Every night I wonder, where she is at when she doesn't come home. I get frightened that she ran into a imbecile skeleton who doesn't know what he's doing. Now I don't have to worry about such things, because now she's gone. Even though she is gone, I still see her in other creepers when they blow up, wondering what ever happened to her, did she die, or is she with someone else. I just hope now that she is happy where ever she is, for I am a rouge creeper on the hunt for vengeance...
This is the story of how my astonishing life started before all hell broke lose.
If I can remember right, I believe that it was about a month after being alone. I was chatting with a zombie named Albert. He was a good pal, we would share stories about the adventures we would have, like when I creep-ed up behind a cow one time and scared it half to death. One day Albert told me about this one guy named Steve, and how he was a very odd fella. He said he has never seen anything like it! But he thought it looked somewhat similar to a zombie. So The following night I tried to meet him and see what he's like. As I peaked through a window in his house, a saw such a frightened face, it looked like he actually wanted to kill me. I was so confused, why would one look so angry at another when they did nothing. I felt so sad, I decided to leave and hopefully never come back.
I told Albert about this story, he was astonished at why Steve would be like that. He said maybe he meet another creeper and it didn't go so well and suggested that I should confront him and ask why he's angry at me. So I went to his house in the morning to meet him. Sadly he wasn't there, so I thought I would just give a quick look inside to check out his place. It was a swell place. It had a nice little fireplace, a couch and a bed. It was a bad idea, but I went rummaging through his stuff to check out what he had; there was a nice gold block, a cool watch, a compose (I had no idea what it was pointing to because it wasn't north), and some cow hide. Then I saw it, it was in a little box with some weird writing on it, I opened it up and saw what looked like gun powder. I was so confused, why would he kill my people, what kind of creature would do such a thing. Then I notice something, the gun powder in the box was my beloved girlfriend's sulfur. I was furious, I wanted to kill him so badly. I couldn't hold back for long, I was about to blow. I heard someone approaching, I took a brick and threw it at the window and escaped. I quickly ran to the mountains to hide.
Albert no long came to see me, I think he wasn't able to hide in the shade in time. I knew what I had to do, I had to kill Steve! I wanted revenge for killing my beloved. I gathered up as many creatures I could; spiders, zombies, skeletons and even a creature that calls himself an Enderman. I was so furious I was about to just charge his house blindly, but I had to do it at the right moment. Night fell, it was very dark must of been a new moon, all of us creeped up to his house. I was ready to attack. It was perfect, he hadn't repaired the window yet so there was an easy opening. As I went through the window I saw him... I was so confused, what was going on? It was me laying down on the bed! How could something like this happen?
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I woke up with a startle. I had the most scary dream ever, I was a creeper and I was about to kill my human self or something like that. I have vague memories of that dream now. I looked out my window and saw a creeper with a group of other monsters. Such horrid things I just wanted to get rid of them all. I noticed that my window was broken and figured that the window must of been the thing that woke me up. I filled it up with dirt then just went back to bed. The next day I went fishing and caught three fish until there was a creeper standing on the other side of the river starring right at me. I went back inside and hoped it would just leave. It just stood there looking right at me, not even moving a bit. I tried to organize my chest but I was getting distracted by the weird creeper just looking at me. I went to bed early hoping it would be gone in the morning, but no luck so what ever. I just about had it! I hid around the corner so that 'thing' couldn't see me I went through the back door and quietly went behind the creeper. I pulled my gracious steel sword that I was saving for a special fight, and this was it. I felt so much rage with its blank face staring right at me, and its black eyes with no emotion. I charged the abomination, shot it with two arrows I found, then sprinted as fast as I could. Right when I was face to face with the demon I jumped up and slayed the beast with my sword.
I was surprised, I felt no satisfaction killing it. It was as if it was still starring at me mocking me. I felt scared, I knew I wouldn't be able to live here without losing my mine. I prepared to move in the morning once dawn hits. Hopefully I will be able to move far enough to escape this insanity.
* * *
I now start my journey to leave this place and fancy for a great trip to my new home. I will now say goodbye house.
It was a wonderful trip on the way to my new house nothing bad happened. Actually, I had a very pleasant time finding a new place. I found many pigs and cows on the way, now I wont have to worry about going hungry or getting badly hurt with my new armor. On the way I ran into the most extravagant land mark ever. It was a mountain in the middle of the lake. This shall be my new home.
I now keep a journal of all my vexing adventure to hopefully share with the world one day.
Journal Entry #1 It's been so long since my last journal. I've been busy with my house and animal and such. Now that I've built such an amazing home, or if some would say a castle, I've ran out of ideas on what to do. Maybe farm or go on a long adventure! These lands scare me at night though, I hear werewolves, ghosts, and other weird creatures. I also feel as if the zombie population has grown more than one would imagine. I wonder if one of these days I'll meet another person that I could possible talk to and maybe chat. That would be better than talking to my cat... I feel quite crazy talking to an animal actually. I'll draw a picture of my house maybe one of these days and glue it in here. I'm tired for now, in the morning I'll write again.
***
I remember every moment with her, sitting there on the hill gazing in her beautiful eyes, such a nice brown color. It was a amber color with a gold center. She always had the best smile, even though others never saw it, said she looked sad if not angry. I don't think others understand us, just wont see what we see. How we are caring creatures and are willing to get along. Those damn creatures, humans is what I think they called themselves, are just too mean and kill every one of us. It's been awhile since I've seen one, I've been trying to find that human that moved away. Following his tracks and looking for clues. I feel like we're connected in a way. When I saw his face and it was mine must of meant something, I don't think I've gone that crazy just yet. I do hear that we tend to go crazy after living for 35 years... I am 4 years over due. Maybe it was a sign or something, no matter what it was I still have to find him.
I think I've found his trail, trees cut down, holes dugged out, and mountains carved out. Hopefully it's not a different human. There's sheep everywhere, I think he might of made a farm of them, either he worships them like me, or planned to kill them. I shall open the gates and let them all free. Hopefully the sheep God shall reward me for such a deed.
***
Journal Entry #2
I've been having those weird dreams again about being a creeper again. I've been running around looking for something, maybe myself or. . . someone far gone from me. Was I with someone before this all started? Before I washed up on shore? Was I someone before I was no one? I wish I could remember. Maybe it'll come to me one of these days. All I can do for now is hope for the best. Time to get back to my dogs, they want to go for a walk.
***
I've found him. He's been busy in his house. It's a mansion, not only that, it's connected to a castle. I've been trying to stay on the outskirts though, don't want to die from his rage against creepers. For now I'll rest till night comes and I'll be able to scout out the area.
I love to think about that women how she's pretty and has lovely curls. I'll always love her even though she is gone, I've been sad without her. I enjoyed making her happy and bringing roses and flowers to her every morning. Maybe she really is out there, maybe this guy will lead me to her. Maybe... maybe, I've gone crazy already, lost my mind with these crazy thoughts and ideas. Once I check out this area I think I might head home and forget this whole thing. I've gone on a crazy adventure for my own insanity.
***
Journal Entry #3
I was sitting there, on the porch as it hit me when a creeper came to my gate. It was that damn creature that killed that someone I was looking for in my dreams. That someone was my wife, we were together after the disaster happened. Living in a nice home, she was gardening out in the front lawn as I was chopping down a tree for a fire that night. As I was looking over at her to see her beautiful face I saw that I left the gate open. Before I could help her a creeper came up behind her and took her from me. As I greived over her body another one flanked me and blew me away to the ocean. I knew what I had to do. I had to get revenge for my love. I went up to that creeper and cleaved him with my axe. He wont be a threat anymore.
It shall be my duty to rid all creepers from this world. I shall come back after this duty is done...
***
I staked out the yard seeing no sign of him anywhere. It was a very nice home actually, reminded me of one I've seen before. How the achitecture was done was just very fimiliar. Maybe he built a home like this once before, no I felt like I've lived in this house before with someone, but not my girlfriend. Yet I feel like it was a loved one. I ran to the house, trying to find an opening. I think I've figured out the solution to my problem. I didn't see my own face in the person, I saw my loved one! The back gate was open, I ran in through it. He was there waiting for my arrival. It was him! My husband! For these past four years I've been going crazy living my life through memories of things he's told me. Some how after that creeper blew me up I was trapped in a form myself. He was running towards me, and I was running towards him, ready to give him a hug! He pulled something out behind his back it was a..a..an ax--....
This is the story of how my astonishing life started before all hell broke lose.
If I can remember right, I believe that it was about a month after being alone. I was chatting with a zombie named Albert. He was a good pal, we would share stories about the adventures we would have, like when I creep-ed up behind a cow one time and scared it half to death. One day Albert told me about this one guy named Steve, and how he was a very odd fella. He said he has never seen anything like it! But he thought it looked somewhat similar to a zombie. So The following night I tried to meet him and see what he's like. As I peaked through a window in his house, a saw such a frightened face, it looked like he actually wanted to kill me. I was so confused, why would one look so angry at another when they did nothing. I felt so sad, I decided to leave and hopefully never come back.
I told Albert about this story, he was astonished at why Steve would be like that. He said maybe he meet another creeper and it didn't go so well and suggested that I should confront him and ask why he's angry at me. So I went to his house in the morning to meet him. Sadly he wasn't there, so I thought I would just give a quick look inside to check out his place. It was a swell place. It had a nice little fireplace, a couch and a bed. It was a bad idea, but I went rummaging through his stuff to check out what he had; there was a nice gold block, a cool watch, a compose (I had no idea what it was pointing to because it wasn't north), and some cow hide. Then I saw it, it was in a little box with some weird writing on it, I opened it up and saw what looked like gun powder. I was so confused, why would he kill my people, what kind of creature would do such a thing. Then I notice something, the gun powder in the box was my beloved girlfriend's sulfur. I was furious, I wanted to kill him so badly. I couldn't hold back for long, I was about to blow. I heard someone approaching, I took a brick and threw it at the window and escaped. I quickly ran to the mountains to hide.
Albert no long came to see me, I think he wasn't able to hide in the shade in time. I knew what I had to do, I had to kill Steve! I wanted revenge for killing my beloved. I gathered up as many creatures I could; spiders, zombies, skeletons and even a creature that calls himself an Enderman. I was so furious I was about to just charge his house blindly, but I had to do it at the right moment. Night fell, it was very dark must of been a new moon, all of us creeped up to his house. I was ready to attack. It was perfect, he hadn't repaired the window yet so there was an easy opening. As I went through the window I saw him... I was so confused, what was going on? It was me laying down on the bed! How could something like this happen?
I filled it up with dirt then just went back to bed. The next day I went fishing and caught three fish until there was a creeper standing on the other side of the river starring right at me. I went back inside and hoped it would just leave. It just stood there looking right at me, not even moving a bit. I tried to organize my chest but I was getting distracted by the weird creeper just looking at me. I went to bed early hoping it would be gone in the morning, but no luck so what ever. I just about had it! I hid around the corner so that 'thing' couldn't see me I went through the back door and quietly went behind the creeper. I pulled my gracious steel sword that I was saving for a special fight, and this was it. I felt so much rage with its blank face staring right at me, and its black eyes with no emotion. I charged the abomination, shot it with two arrows I found, then sprinted as fast as I could. Right when I was face to face with the demon I jumped up and slayed the beast with my sword.
I was surprised, I felt no satisfaction killing it. It was as if it was still starring at me mocking me. I felt scared, I knew I wouldn't be able to live here without losing my mine. I prepared to move in the morning once dawn hits. Hopefully I will be able to move far enough to escape this insanity.
I now start my journey to leave this place and fancy for a great trip to my new home. I will now say goodbye house.
It was a wonderful trip on the way to my new house nothing bad happened. Actually, I had a very pleasant time finding a new place. I found many pigs and cows on the way, now I wont have to worry about going hungry or getting badly hurt with my new armor. On the way I ran into the most extravagant land mark ever. It was a mountain in the middle of the lake. This shall be my new home.
I now keep a journal of all my vexing adventure to hopefully share with the world one day.
Journal Entry #1
It's been so long since my last journal. I've been busy with my house and animal and such. Now that I've built such an amazing home, or if some would say a castle, I've ran out of ideas on what to do. Maybe farm or go on a long adventure! These lands scare me at night though, I hear werewolves, ghosts, and other weird creatures. I also feel as if the zombie population has grown more than one would imagine. I wonder if one of these days I'll meet another person that I could possible talk to and maybe chat. That would be better than talking to my cat... I feel quite crazy talking to an animal actually. I'll draw a picture of my house maybe one of these days and glue it in here.
I'm tired for now, in the morning I'll write again.
I remember every moment with her, sitting there on the hill gazing in her beautiful eyes, such a nice brown color. It was a amber color with a gold center. She always had the best smile, even though others never saw it, said she looked sad if not angry. I don't think others understand us, just wont see what we see. How we are caring creatures and are willing to get along. Those damn creatures, humans is what I think they called themselves, are just too mean and kill every one of us. It's been awhile since I've seen one, I've been trying to find that human that moved away. Following his tracks and looking for clues. I feel like we're connected in a way. When I saw his face and it was mine must of meant something, I don't think I've gone that crazy just yet. I do hear that we tend to go crazy after living for 35 years... I am 4 years over due. Maybe it was a sign or something, no matter what it was I still have to find him.
I think I've found his trail, trees cut down, holes dugged out, and mountains carved out. Hopefully it's not a different human. There's sheep everywhere, I think he might of made a farm of them, either he worships them like me, or planned to kill them. I shall open the gates and let them all free. Hopefully the sheep God shall reward me for such a deed.
Journal Entry #2
I've been having those weird dreams again about being a creeper again. I've been running around looking for something, maybe myself or. . . someone far gone from me. Was I with someone before this all started? Before I washed up on shore? Was I someone before I was no one? I wish I could remember. Maybe it'll come to me one of these days. All I can do for now is hope for the best. Time to get back to my dogs, they want to go for a walk.
I've found him. He's been busy in his house. It's a mansion, not only that, it's connected to a castle. I've been trying to stay on the outskirts though, don't want to die from his rage against creepers. For now I'll rest till night comes and I'll be able to scout out the area.
I love to think about that women how she's pretty and has lovely curls. I'll always love her even though she is gone, I've been sad without her. I enjoyed making her happy and bringing roses and flowers to her every morning. Maybe she really is out there, maybe this guy will lead me to her. Maybe... maybe, I've gone crazy already, lost my mind with these crazy thoughts and ideas. Once I check out this area I think I might head home and forget this whole thing. I've gone on a crazy adventure for my own insanity.
Journal Entry #3
I was sitting there, on the porch as it hit me when a creeper came to my gate. It was that damn creature that killed that someone I was looking for in my dreams. That someone was my wife, we were together after the disaster happened. Living in a nice home, she was gardening out in the front lawn as I was chopping down a tree for a fire that night. As I was looking over at her to see her beautiful face I saw that I left the gate open. Before I could help her a creeper came up behind her and took her from me. As I greived over her body another one flanked me and blew me away to the ocean. I knew what I had to do. I had to get revenge for my love. I went up to that creeper and cleaved him with my axe. He wont be a threat anymore.
It shall be my duty to rid all creepers from this world. I shall come back after this duty is done...
I staked out the yard seeing no sign of him anywhere. It was a very nice home actually, reminded me of one I've seen before. How the achitecture was done was just very fimiliar. Maybe he built a home like this once before, no I felt like I've lived in this house before with someone, but not my girlfriend. Yet I feel like it was a loved one. I ran to the house, trying to find an opening. I think I've figured out the solution to my problem. I didn't see my own face in the person, I saw my loved one! The back gate was open, I ran in through it. He was there waiting for my arrival. It was him! My husband! For these past four years I've been going crazy living my life through memories of things he's told me. Some how after that creeper blew me up I was trapped in a form myself. He was running towards me, and I was running towards him, ready to give him a hug! He pulled something out behind his back it was a..a..an ax--....
Seems like I have some...
Seems like I have some...