-If Mobs could talk: based on ‘Dawn of the Infinity’ realisms and character world principles.
There will be mistakes in spelling. If you find any, please let me know. Thanks! Hope you enjoy.
“The boys in the laboratory wanted to test just how intelligent the different beings of our world are. So they went ahead earlier this morning and established this test. They took subjects from every known species of creature in our world and placed them inside a false environment, surrounded by obsidian glass. They then had fake researchers (cardboard cutouts) enter the test chamber and administer a single, simple, question to the different organisms to see how they responded. The question as always the same, “Why does it rain?” the answers the research group received were, most diverse… The findings were recorded on a video log and are most interesting…
“The researchers began it seems with the less intelligent life forms first, their responses were, as expected, nearly the same."
Fish:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the fish floating there in its little glass bowl.
-note: fish seems unresponsive, no level of intelligence noted.
Cow:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the cow walking around in the false environment meant to simulate a grass field.
-note: cow made no adequate attempt to answer question. Ate grass, and walked away to eat more grass.
-note: have cow stomach pumped. That was not real grass it was eating.
Chicken:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the chicken as it tried to fly up the side of a tree trunk.
-note: Chicken made loud disrupting noises, did not respond to question when initiated. A pity, we had indeed had high hopes for this creature as it seemed to have learned how to fly. We assumed that it possessed some level of understanding. Sadly that notion was false.
-note: Chicken eventually comminuted suicide in nearby lava source. Fortunately lava was also fake and chicken was not actually harmed. However this behavior is, notably interesting.
Sheep:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the sheep lying in the fake tall grass.
-note: Sheep was again unresponsive to question. We are not certain who keeps brining us these creatures to interview, but none thus far seem either dangerous or intelligent. But we shall press on, for science.
Pig:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the pig lying in the dirt on its back.
-note: First potential hostile life form. When asked this question pig attempted to eat cardboard cutout of researcher. We believe this creature to be very dangerous, but not very intelligent.
“Overall we have noted that no one of these creatures seem hostile, except the pig. And all of them have very little intelligence value. They then moved on to testing the more aggressive mobs. Here where their findings…”
Silverfish:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Silverfish burrowed inside a chunk or rock.
-note: Sliverfish cannot speak. No found way of communication on the creature’s body. We do not believe it to be capable of intelligent thought either, as it spent the entire time out of its cage banging its head against a chunk of rock we had put into the fake environment.
-note: Silverfish seems to have been pregnant, discovered more Silverfish in laboratory a few hours after putting the first back into her cage… now attempting to round the rest of them up. The noise they admit is most irritating.
Spider:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Spider, who spun around in circles encasing the cardboard cutout in web even before we had initiated the question.
-note: The spider made hissing noises as it completely coated the cardboard cutout in a thick layer of sticky resin; we are calling it, spider silk.
-note: This creature had many eyes, but seems to be blinded in bright light. Has long venomous fangs, likely for killing pray, and is a great climber. After encasing cardboard cutout spider drug it into a tree. We had to flood the chamber with water just to force the beast from the branches, where, once it was on the ground, it drug its ‘pray’ around by its back legs trying to reach another tree. Rest assured, we did manage to capture the beast without killing it. However, we need a new cardboard cutout.
Slime:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the gelatinous green blob.
-note: This seems to have no nerve system, or bone structure, or brain, or internal organs. We are not sure at this time how it even is able to live.
-note: Creature did not respond when asked this question. It merely hoped around the new cardboard cutout for a few hours, before falling over on its side and needing assistance. We do not believe this creature to be very threatening… or evolutionarily well composed.
-note: Creature seems to drown in water.
MagmaCube:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the MagmaCube, which dig as the Slime did.
-note: This creature seems to be a nearly ‘copied’ replica of the slime. Possessing no additional features, other than a fire-like color and immunity to lava. It was drawn to the fake lava in the chamber, but was later tested in real lava and did not burn.
-note: Creature seems to hate water.
-note: Creature is not intelligent or capable of thought or reasoning, let alone speech.
CaveSpider:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the CaveSpider as it tried to climb under a large fake rock.
-note: Spider seems to be another disappointment. Not capable of speech, no apparent understanding of English or basic communication. Creature only wants to hide from cardboard cutout. Tried to climb under fake rock, failed to do so for several minutes. Decided to climb into fake tree instead. Displaying some basic signs of instinctual intelligence.
-note: Creature seems to be very similar in relation to biological makeup of the larger more adapted Spider. It is likely a descendent of the spider, and possesses many similar characteristics.
-note: Creature is still not smart enough to answer question. Need more intelligent specimens please?
“It was at this point understood that these mobs that the researchers had found thus far were incapable of higher level comprehension. Thus they set out to locate and retrieve more, adapted, life forms.”
Wither Skeleton:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Wither Skeleton, who sat in the shade under a large fake oak tree, legs crossed and head tilted backwards.
-note: This was the first creature that we have found that was capable of speaking and had a high level of comprehensive collective understanding. It produced the following conversation:
“I care not why the sky cries mortal! Release me from this prison of false reality, so that I may crush your body, grind your bones, and consume your pathetic mortal soul!
-note: The Wither Skelton’s bow was removed from it before this testing session began. This decision is now considered wise, and Charles, who had the idea to remove the bow, will be awarded cake for his insights.
“Please answer the question.”
“I shall not mortal scum! Perish in the fires of…”
-note: It is safe to assume that this creature is intellectually capable, but not willing to cooperate. It was later returned to its cell after a brief struggle.
Wither:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Wither, as it floated in the center of the room.
-note: Powerful anti-gravitational rings were used in this experiment to contain and prevent the Wither from unleashing its full telekinetic power, rendering the Wither nearly defenseless.
-note: Wither did not speak, it merely floated there, as if angered, but incapable of expressing its rage in any other manor then smashing its body against the walls of the chamber ceiling for several hours. Creature was deemed not intellectually capable and hostile and was returned to its maximum security cell after being heavily sedated.
Blaze:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Blaze woman within the modified test chamber, equip to withstand her intense heat and rage.
-note: Blaze did not take well to the mentioning of rain. This was the conversation that followed:
“Please don’t mention such a terrible thing! Why would you say something like that!? Are you threatening me? You are aren’t you! I’ll tear your head off! You sons of…”
-note: Do not mention water around Blaze… Negative response. Several other tests were performed on other Blaze at various times of day in various locations. All reacted similarly when rain or water was mentioned, but seemed completely docile before the mentioning of water.
-note: Blaze are clearly intelligent and capable of understanding higher level concepts, including several human profanities that we can’t recall teaching that one. Though they are intelligent enough to deduce the question and answer it accordingly, none could do so, due to their short temper and lacking of control in regards to the subject matter.
Zombie Pigmen:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Pigman who sat cross legged in the shade of a tree.
-note: Pigmen are clearly the most intelligent of the discovered species thus far. The conversation between the researchers and the Pigman went as follows:
“If I answer this most trivial and meaninglessly obvious question, will I be returned home to the Nether?”
“That is correct. Do you know why it rains?”
“Is this some kind of joke? Did Cathak set you humans up to this? And why is it that I find myself speaking to this, cardboard representation of a man? It looks, rather lopsided I’m afraid. But a sincere effort none the less.”
“Please answer the question.”
“Very well, if it amusing your small mind, then I shall appease you, as you are the one who has me locked in this clearly fake environment made to simulate some kind of naturally occurring sensory or such. It would have been more convincing had you simply used a holographic room, rather than this tacky set. Not that I mean to offend. And the answer to your question is that water collects from masses such as the ocean and forms condensation, creating clouds. When those clouds grow dense and full enough they drop their moisture in the form of precipitation… of course there are a great many technicalities to this as I will now explain to you…”
“No, thank you that is enough.”
“But don’t you want to hear about why your world only precipitates water?”
“I think we can let this one free of this containment cell.”
“Oh, good show. I would appreciate it, before you send me on my way home, I may aid you to create a more suited containment cell for your subjects, and perhaps a less, disfigured, representation of a human.”
-note: Pigman was released and helped to construct a better testing chamber. Also added in capturing of a Skelton and a small Ghastling, recently born. We have learned to call the Pigman by the name of Grath, as it is his birth name. He seems to have much he desires to teach us about his world and our own.
Skeleton:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Skelton that the Pigman had aided us in capturing.
-note: Displayed great deals of intelligence. Similar reaction to that of the Wither Skeleton. This was the researchers and the creatures conversation:
“Why do you ask such meaningless questions humans? I care not for why the sky makes rain… Are you attempting to test my intellectual potential? Let me inform you, I know this man I speak to is not real, however this environment is most impressive, for a human. I believe I may have actually fallen for this trick had it not been for this clearly cardboard man before me to whom I speak to you through. Show yourselves and we shall do honorable combat for my rights to dominate the facility. Clearly I am the wiser of the two of us. Face me and I shall crush you mortals!”
“Please answer the question.”
“It rains because the sky weeps for the worthlessness of mankind’s existence… now, I shall take my leave, for I have fashioned this key to the door leading into your chamber whist I distracted you with my words. Prepare yourselves humans, here I come to claim your lives!”
-note: The Skeletons had managed to create a key from its bones that unlocked the door out of its chamber. Armed guards were forced to subdue the Skeleton and return it to its cell. Clearly this creature is intelligent enough to answer such a question, but again, not willing to do so.
Zombie:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the zombie, who at the time was banging its head against the ground and groaning as if unsure why it was feeling pain.
-note: Zombie seems to enjoy chewing on cardboard cutout.
-note: Zombies are not as smart as the ferocious Pig. We tested 24 Zombies, none could do anything but try to break down the steel door leading out of the containment cell. Though it clearly was not working all 24 Zombies continued to bang on the door until they were removed by workers and placed back into their cages.
-note: The Zombie cages do not have doors that are on the wall, there are trap doors on the ceiling. They just stand in their cells all day and moan, looking up at the trap doors.
-note: We have deduced this creature is not capable of thought on any level….whatsoever.
Ghast:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Ghast, locked in an obsidian crate.
-note: Thanks to our Pigman friend we captured a baby Ghast. It does not seem to have the ability to speak or communicate. Though it does communicate telekinetically, and seems to excite the other hostile mobs when it gets near them, as if they are listening to it speak to them in their heads.
-note: Tests were conducted on the Ghast and then it was thought best that it be released back into the Nether.
Creeper:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Creeper as it came nearer from the shadows of the containment room.
-note: Creeper is volatile. Beast neared cardboard cutout and then commenced to detonate. Most of the room was destroyed.
-note: We are currently looking for another Creeper to see if it has the same results. That one may have simply been a dud. We don’t know yet…
-note: Fortunately our cardboard cutout had been reinforced with obsidian before this test, thanks to our Pigman friend’s advice. Cake for him.
Ender Dragon:
-note: We could not find proof that one even exists, let alone find one. Not even our Pigman friend knew where to look for such a mythical beast. We will continue to search for proof of this great beings existence.
Enderman:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Enderman.
-note: Endermen, known to be highly intelligent. We only managed to capture one by using mist cannons to force one into a large crate, from there it was brought to this testing chamber. We know that Endermen are intellectually capable, but have never heard one speak. This is the conversation that followed the question:
“…”
-note: Enderman continued to make strange noise for some time.
“Please answer the question.”
-note: Enderman finally grabbed cardboard cutout and teleported away.
-note: relocate Enderman, we need that cutout back. We still need to test the Ocelot.
“This concludes the notes that the researchers had taken on this subject. They are hoping to conduct further tests of these creatures, especially the more intellectual ones. There may yet be a future for our species and a hope for universal piece. Now that we understand which mobs are intelligent enough to think about at least basic concepts we may be able to correlate with them in a way that benefits the greater good of all of us.”
This was quite interesting, perhaps more research with different questions? I find it amusing to know that Zombie Pigman might/can match up to our current knowledge and research (on why it rains)... Because clouds don't have toilets.
This was quite interesting, perhaps more research with different questions? I find it amusing to know that Zombie Pigman might/can match up to our current knowledge and research (on why it rains)... Because clouds don't have toilets.
Thanks A. The Zombie Pig Men are intelligent in my story, so i reflected them as such in this. I like ur idea of other questions. Maybe i will make something like that later on.
Thanks A. The Zombie Pig Men are intelligent in my story, so i reflected them as such in this. I like ur idea of other questions. Maybe i will make something like that later on.
THis is hilarious, I love the way you portrayed the different species, though i probably would have done the creeper slightly different.
Thanks. I actually want to write s short story, like really short, a few pages maybe, about what a creeper sees and thinks when it is stalking a player. As if the creeper was a bit more intelligent then normal though, as to make for an entertaining internal dialogue.
if i were to write an extension to this, asking these mobs others questions in a similar fashion, what would be a good question? I'm thinking of making another of these.
if i were to write an extension to this, asking these mobs others questions in a similar fashion, what would be a good question? I'm thinking of making another of these.
I found this very interesting and funny. as for what would be a good question, why not ask "why does the sun come up?" that might get some... intriguing answers.
I found this very interesting and funny. as for what would be a good question, why not ask "why does the sun come up?" that might get some... intriguing answers.
Hum good idea i will consider it thanks
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“The boys in the laboratory wanted to test just how intelligent the different beings of our world are. So they went ahead earlier this morning and established this test. They took subjects from every known species of creature in our world and placed them inside a false environment, surrounded by obsidian glass. They then had fake researchers (cardboard cutouts) enter the test chamber and administer a single, simple, question to the different organisms to see how they responded. The question as always the same, “Why does it rain?” the answers the research group received were, most diverse… The findings were recorded on a video log and are most interesting…
“The researchers began it seems with the less intelligent life forms first, their responses were, as expected, nearly the same."
Fish:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the fish floating there in its little glass bowl.
-note: fish seems unresponsive, no level of intelligence noted.
Cow:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the cow walking around in the false environment meant to simulate a grass field.
-note: cow made no adequate attempt to answer question. Ate grass, and walked away to eat more grass.
-note: have cow stomach pumped. That was not real grass it was eating.
Chicken:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the chicken as it tried to fly up the side of a tree trunk.
-note: Chicken made loud disrupting noises, did not respond to question when initiated. A pity, we had indeed had high hopes for this creature as it seemed to have learned how to fly. We assumed that it possessed some level of understanding. Sadly that notion was false.
-note: Chicken eventually comminuted suicide in nearby lava source. Fortunately lava was also fake and chicken was not actually harmed. However this behavior is, notably interesting.
Sheep:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the sheep lying in the fake tall grass.
-note: Sheep was again unresponsive to question. We are not certain who keeps brining us these creatures to interview, but none thus far seem either dangerous or intelligent. But we shall press on, for science.
-note: Sheep pen needs cleaning… experienced ‘sheering’ accident.
Pig:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the pig lying in the dirt on its back.
-note: First potential hostile life form. When asked this question pig attempted to eat cardboard cutout of researcher. We believe this creature to be very dangerous, but not very intelligent.
“Overall we have noted that no one of these creatures seem hostile, except the pig. And all of them have very little intelligence value. They then moved on to testing the more aggressive mobs. Here where their findings…”
Silverfish:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Silverfish burrowed inside a chunk or rock.
-note: Sliverfish cannot speak. No found way of communication on the creature’s body. We do not believe it to be capable of intelligent thought either, as it spent the entire time out of its cage banging its head against a chunk of rock we had put into the fake environment.
-note: Silverfish seems to have been pregnant, discovered more Silverfish in laboratory a few hours after putting the first back into her cage… now attempting to round the rest of them up. The noise they admit is most irritating.
Spider:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Spider, who spun around in circles encasing the cardboard cutout in web even before we had initiated the question.
-note: The spider made hissing noises as it completely coated the cardboard cutout in a thick layer of sticky resin; we are calling it, spider silk.
-note: This creature had many eyes, but seems to be blinded in bright light. Has long venomous fangs, likely for killing pray, and is a great climber. After encasing cardboard cutout spider drug it into a tree. We had to flood the chamber with water just to force the beast from the branches, where, once it was on the ground, it drug its ‘pray’ around by its back legs trying to reach another tree. Rest assured, we did manage to capture the beast without killing it. However, we need a new cardboard cutout.
Slime:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the gelatinous green blob.
-note: This seems to have no nerve system, or bone structure, or brain, or internal organs. We are not sure at this time how it even is able to live.
-note: Creature did not respond when asked this question. It merely hoped around the new cardboard cutout for a few hours, before falling over on its side and needing assistance. We do not believe this creature to be very threatening… or evolutionarily well composed.
-note: Creature seems to drown in water.
MagmaCube:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the MagmaCube, which dig as the Slime did.
-note: This creature seems to be a nearly ‘copied’ replica of the slime. Possessing no additional features, other than a fire-like color and immunity to lava. It was drawn to the fake lava in the chamber, but was later tested in real lava and did not burn.
-note: Creature seems to hate water.
-note: Creature is not intelligent or capable of thought or reasoning, let alone speech.
CaveSpider:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the CaveSpider as it tried to climb under a large fake rock.
-note: Spider seems to be another disappointment. Not capable of speech, no apparent understanding of English or basic communication. Creature only wants to hide from cardboard cutout. Tried to climb under fake rock, failed to do so for several minutes. Decided to climb into fake tree instead. Displaying some basic signs of instinctual intelligence.
-note: Creature seems to be very similar in relation to biological makeup of the larger more adapted Spider. It is likely a descendent of the spider, and possesses many similar characteristics.
-note: Creature is still not smart enough to answer question. Need more intelligent specimens please?
“It was at this point understood that these mobs that the researchers had found thus far were incapable of higher level comprehension. Thus they set out to locate and retrieve more, adapted, life forms.”
Wither Skeleton:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Wither Skeleton, who sat in the shade under a large fake oak tree, legs crossed and head tilted backwards.
-note: This was the first creature that we have found that was capable of speaking and had a high level of comprehensive collective understanding. It produced the following conversation:
“I care not why the sky cries mortal! Release me from this prison of false reality, so that I may crush your body, grind your bones, and consume your pathetic mortal soul!
-note: The Wither Skelton’s bow was removed from it before this testing session began. This decision is now considered wise, and Charles, who had the idea to remove the bow, will be awarded cake for his insights.
“Please answer the question.”
“I shall not mortal scum! Perish in the fires of…”
-note: It is safe to assume that this creature is intellectually capable, but not willing to cooperate. It was later returned to its cell after a brief struggle.
Wither:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Wither, as it floated in the center of the room.
-note: Powerful anti-gravitational rings were used in this experiment to contain and prevent the Wither from unleashing its full telekinetic power, rendering the Wither nearly defenseless.
-note: Wither did not speak, it merely floated there, as if angered, but incapable of expressing its rage in any other manor then smashing its body against the walls of the chamber ceiling for several hours. Creature was deemed not intellectually capable and hostile and was returned to its maximum security cell after being heavily sedated.
Blaze:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Blaze woman within the modified test chamber, equip to withstand her intense heat and rage.
-note: Blaze did not take well to the mentioning of rain. This was the conversation that followed:
“Please don’t mention such a terrible thing! Why would you say something like that!? Are you threatening me? You are aren’t you! I’ll tear your head off! You sons of…”
-note: Do not mention water around Blaze… Negative response. Several other tests were performed on other Blaze at various times of day in various locations. All reacted similarly when rain or water was mentioned, but seemed completely docile before the mentioning of water.
-note: Blaze are clearly intelligent and capable of understanding higher level concepts, including several human profanities that we can’t recall teaching that one. Though they are intelligent enough to deduce the question and answer it accordingly, none could do so, due to their short temper and lacking of control in regards to the subject matter.
Zombie Pigmen:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Pigman who sat cross legged in the shade of a tree.
-note: Pigmen are clearly the most intelligent of the discovered species thus far. The conversation between the researchers and the Pigman went as follows:
“If I answer this most trivial and meaninglessly obvious question, will I be returned home to the Nether?”
“That is correct. Do you know why it rains?”
“Is this some kind of joke? Did Cathak set you humans up to this? And why is it that I find myself speaking to this, cardboard representation of a man? It looks, rather lopsided I’m afraid. But a sincere effort none the less.”
“Please answer the question.”
“Very well, if it amusing your small mind, then I shall appease you, as you are the one who has me locked in this clearly fake environment made to simulate some kind of naturally occurring sensory or such. It would have been more convincing had you simply used a holographic room, rather than this tacky set. Not that I mean to offend. And the answer to your question is that water collects from masses such as the ocean and forms condensation, creating clouds. When those clouds grow dense and full enough they drop their moisture in the form of precipitation… of course there are a great many technicalities to this as I will now explain to you…”
“No, thank you that is enough.”
“But don’t you want to hear about why your world only precipitates water?”
“I think we can let this one free of this containment cell.”
“Oh, good show. I would appreciate it, before you send me on my way home, I may aid you to create a more suited containment cell for your subjects, and perhaps a less, disfigured, representation of a human.”
-note: Pigman was released and helped to construct a better testing chamber. Also added in capturing of a Skelton and a small Ghastling, recently born. We have learned to call the Pigman by the name of Grath, as it is his birth name. He seems to have much he desires to teach us about his world and our own.
Skeleton:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Skelton that the Pigman had aided us in capturing.
-note: Displayed great deals of intelligence. Similar reaction to that of the Wither Skeleton. This was the researchers and the creatures conversation:
“Why do you ask such meaningless questions humans? I care not for why the sky makes rain… Are you attempting to test my intellectual potential? Let me inform you, I know this man I speak to is not real, however this environment is most impressive, for a human. I believe I may have actually fallen for this trick had it not been for this clearly cardboard man before me to whom I speak to you through. Show yourselves and we shall do honorable combat for my rights to dominate the facility. Clearly I am the wiser of the two of us. Face me and I shall crush you mortals!”
“Please answer the question.”
“It rains because the sky weeps for the worthlessness of mankind’s existence… now, I shall take my leave, for I have fashioned this key to the door leading into your chamber whist I distracted you with my words. Prepare yourselves humans, here I come to claim your lives!”
-note: The Skeletons had managed to create a key from its bones that unlocked the door out of its chamber. Armed guards were forced to subdue the Skeleton and return it to its cell. Clearly this creature is intelligent enough to answer such a question, but again, not willing to do so.
Zombie:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the zombie, who at the time was banging its head against the ground and groaning as if unsure why it was feeling pain.
-note: Zombie seems to enjoy chewing on cardboard cutout.
-note: Zombies are not as smart as the ferocious Pig. We tested 24 Zombies, none could do anything but try to break down the steel door leading out of the containment cell. Though it clearly was not working all 24 Zombies continued to bang on the door until they were removed by workers and placed back into their cages.
-note: The Zombie cages do not have doors that are on the wall, there are trap doors on the ceiling. They just stand in their cells all day and moan, looking up at the trap doors.
-note: We have deduced this creature is not capable of thought on any level….whatsoever.
Ghast:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Ghast, locked in an obsidian crate.
-note: Thanks to our Pigman friend we captured a baby Ghast. It does not seem to have the ability to speak or communicate. Though it does communicate telekinetically, and seems to excite the other hostile mobs when it gets near them, as if they are listening to it speak to them in their heads.
-note: Tests were conducted on the Ghast and then it was thought best that it be released back into the Nether.
Creeper:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Creeper as it came nearer from the shadows of the containment room.
-note: Creeper is volatile. Beast neared cardboard cutout and then commenced to detonate. Most of the room was destroyed.
-note: We are currently looking for another Creeper to see if it has the same results. That one may have simply been a dud. We don’t know yet…
-note: Fortunately our cardboard cutout had been reinforced with obsidian before this test, thanks to our Pigman friend’s advice. Cake for him.
Ender Dragon:
-note: We could not find proof that one even exists, let alone find one. Not even our Pigman friend knew where to look for such a mythical beast. We will continue to search for proof of this great beings existence.
Enderman:
“Why does it rain?” the researcher (card board cutout) asked over a microphone to the Enderman.
-note: Endermen, known to be highly intelligent. We only managed to capture one by using mist cannons to force one into a large crate, from there it was brought to this testing chamber. We know that Endermen are intellectually capable, but have never heard one speak. This is the conversation that followed the question:
“…”
-note: Enderman continued to make strange noise for some time.
“Please answer the question.”
-note: Enderman finally grabbed cardboard cutout and teleported away.
-note: relocate Enderman, we need that cutout back. We still need to test the Ocelot.
“This concludes the notes that the researchers had taken on this subject. They are hoping to conduct further tests of these creatures, especially the more intellectual ones. There may yet be a future for our species and a hope for universal piece. Now that we understand which mobs are intelligent enough to think about at least basic concepts we may be able to correlate with them in a way that benefits the greater good of all of us.”
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