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Quote from sc1020

I offer you... the prize!

Or, in a sense, the prize you already have! Though it sounds a bit crazy, the prize is the next three chapters of your story... early!

Simple as that. You know, I kinda want to host my own contest now. Maybe for Minefic: Legacy I will try my hand at something...

Quote from Epicmud7

Here is my story. I wrote it rather quickly, because... reasons.

epicmud7

Cockney Griefing

Bob felt scared. He felt scared quite often, usually at small creaks in the night, but this time was different. Had it something to do with the fact there was a short man in a suit at his door threatening to blow him up if he didn't hand over some "loots"? That might have had something to do with it. Anyway, Bob, generally not a violent person, so he calmed himself and got out of bed to walk over to the door. He asked the short man kindly to go away. That usually worked with most people who can to his door. But apparently not this one. He pulled out a surprisingly sharp, shiny sword and started shouting insults at him in a slightly squeaky cockney accent. "You wot mate? I swear, when I get me hands on yer, I'm gonn **** yah **** so hard that you'll **** an' **** und you won' be able teh **** painlessly fer weeks!" Sorry about the censoring, Bob doesn't like swear words, so I covered them up for him. Don't worry Bob, I've got your back.

Anyway, as Bob decided the short man was either drunk or a very vicious door-to-door salesman, he actually opened the door so he could hear what the short person was saying. The agitated dwarf ran at him, and pounced. Bob crashed to the floor and spilt his tea all over the floor. Hopefully it wouldn't stain the floors. Anyway, as Bob pushed the small man off him, he asked what the peculiar short man wanted. "I want yer loots! Give me yer loots! Or I'll blow ya tah the Nether an' back!" Bob decided this was very rude of the man, and asked him a bit more sternly this time to leave. The man did not take kindly to this, and pushed him up against the wall and put his sword to Bob's neck. Bob then started to get very scared. He wasn't quite sure what happened next, probably because the short angry man knocked him out.

I, personally, didn't think that was very nice, so I thought it to be my duty, as Author of this book, to put a stop to it. So I got out from under the bed where I had been hiding, writing the events down of the past five minutes and picked up the short cockney fellow and gave him a good piece of my mind. I then continued to kick him out of Bob's window, which I DID repair later, just so you know, and told him to leave me and Bob alone. I then helped Bob to get up, and made him a nice cup of tea to replace his old one. We then went and played spleef with some of our friends. Bob liked spleef. Then we went to bed, and had wonderful dreams devoid of short angry cockney people.

The end.

Also, can I just say, cockney people are awesome, and so are short people. Please don't feel offended by this story if you are either of those!

Quote from Mage_of_Cats

No. That is not confusing. This is confusing.


John, while Jane had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

What... the... heck!?

Quote from Mage_of_Cats

The funny thing? It's grammatically correct.

Quote from Mage_of_Cats

Ermm... assuming that you are using 'word' as the rapper's saying AND 'word' as a noun to describe something used in language to construct 'sentences', that is really sad.

I change my ideals: It's not funny. It's sad. Very, so very, sad.

Quote from Bensterrwawa

My story:

I built a house a creeper exploded I died.

Minecraft in 9 words. Short and accurate.

Double posts rule

Quote from Bensterrwawa

My story:

I built a house a creeper exploded I died.

Minecraft in 9 words. Short and accurate.

Double posts rule

Quote from Mage_of_Cats

This made me laugh... XD
Funny.

Quote from Jupiter714

Thanks!

Quote from Mage_of_Cats

Uhuh... I posted an Application for you on your story. Quickly! Read it!
I have to go SOON! D: