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Quote from OnceInALongTime I'm that guy on the ship who serves no purpose to the crew but write down every single thing that happens. 3:17 PM: Johnson realizes there is no toilet on board
Quote from dragontyron 3:42 PM: The other useless guy pokes his head out of the secret compartment in the floorboards.
Dejers Garth
When noobs
invade,
armed with
wooden spades,
they come to
claim their place.
A light
in their eyes,
of what they see
As divine.
When noobs
invade,
Armed with
iron spades.
Not a glance
their way,
as they come
to claim their place.
A goal
in sight,
to be lifted
up high.
When noobs
invade,
Armed with
diamond spades.
A joke
is made,
as they come
to claim their place.
Bombs dropped
from high,
on the warriors great
at night.
Arrows twang
as the battles rage.
When the noobs invaded
the towers fell.
The hierarchy broken,
The Trust upheld.
The noobs came
and took their place,
in the aura
Of notch's grace.
never getting close to the battle,
but wreaking the most damage!
3:17 PM: Johnson realizes there is no toilet on board
3:20 PM: Captain realizes (Insert useless guy's name here.) is absurdly useless, then shoots him out of a cannon.
3:42 Secret secret bud switch is activated and launches second useless guy out to sea with the other one.