NOTE: The first paragraph can likely be skimmed over, there isn't too much importance in it!
In the beginning Notch created the Aether and the Earth. Now the Earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Notch was hovering over the waters. And Notch created a lighting engine, and there was light. Notch saw that the light was good, and he separated light from the darkness. Notch called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. And Notch said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So Notch made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. Notch called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day. And Notch said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. Notch called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And Notch saw that it was good. Then Notch said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Notch saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day. And Notch said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. Notch made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. Notch set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And Notch saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. And Notch said, “Let the water teem with squid, and let bats fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” So Notch created the great squids of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bat according to its kind. And Notch saw that it was good. Notch blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the bats increase on the earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day. And Notch said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. Notch made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And Notch saw that it was good. Then Notch said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the pigs, sheep, chickens, and cows, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” So Notch created Testificates in his own image, in the image of Notch he created them; male and male he created them. Notch blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the squids in the sea and the bats in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” Then Notch said, “I give you a couple of plants on the face of the whole earth and four trees that has fruit with seeds in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so. Notch saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast java.util.array. By the seventh day Notch had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. Then Notch blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done. This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the Lord Notch made the earth and the Aether. Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth and no plant had yet sprung up, for the Lord Notch had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground, but streams came up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground. Then the Lord Notch formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being. The Lord Notch named him Adam, and Notch saw that it was good. The Lord Notch put him in the garden of Aether where trees were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil. And Notch said, “It is not good for man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable to him.” And so Notch formed the wild animals of pigs that went oink and the cows that went moo and the chickens that went quack and the sheep that went baa, but none were suitable for him. So Notch sent man into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping he took one of his ribs then closed the place with bonemeal. Then the Lord Notch made another from the rib, and he named it Steve. Adam and Steve were not naked, and they felt no shame.
Now the pigman was more crafty than any of the animals Notch had made. The pigman approached Adam and said, “Did Notch really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?” Adam said to the pigman, “No, we can eat from trees in the garden, but Notch did say, ‘you must not eat from the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil’”. And the pigman replied, “You will certainly not die, for Notch knows that when you eat from the golden apple tree of good and evil that you will be like him and be able to look at the source code of Minecraft.” When Adam saw the fruit pleasing to his eye, he took a bite from a golden apple from the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil. Suddenly, Adam’s eyes were opened and were devoid of his pupils. Adam realized that he was naked and sewed leaves from trees to cover himself. And Notch called to Adam, “Adam, where are you now?” He answered, “I heard you in the garden and I hid because I was naked. Notch replied, “Who told you that you were naked?” Adam said, “The pigman deceived me, and I ate from the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil.” So the Lord Notch said to the pigman, “Cursed are you above all oinking pigs and Testificates! You will rot like the zombies and you will remain in the Nether for the rest of your life and I will remove all uses of your .png file forever!” And to Steve he said, “Cursed is the ground because of Adam; through painful toil you will eat from it all the days of your life, it will provide cactus to you, and until you return to the ground, since from the ground you were taken, to dust you will return.” And fearing for Steve’s safety, the Lord Notch banished Adam and Steve from the garden of Aether to never eat from the happy tree of life again. And so the Lord Notch made jeans and teal shirts for both Adam and Steve. Notch said, “Adam is like us now. Neither he nor his brethren Steve are to eat from the tree of life again.” Adam took upon the identity Herobrine, and was to never approach Steve ever again by the distance of 25 meters, else face the court for infringement of Minecraft source code copyright fees since he ate from the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil.
For Herobrine’s sin brought into the world evils such as the endermen and zombies and skeletons from deceased Testificates, and it was Lucifer’s goal to bring shame to Notch and wreak havoc on the Earth he had created so good, and so he took advantage of Herobrine’s sin and brought in creatures such as zombies or skeletons of deceased Testificates, or his fallen kin of endermen. Herobrine retreated into the realm of the Nether in which he created horrors such as the ghasts and the blazes and the magma cube replicas of Notch’s adorable slimes. Herobrine found that his creation was not good, and in anger swore revenge on Notch to destroy him. Lucifer was very delighted to see his corruption of Herobrine. And so it became Herobrine’s goal to lead the one thing still pure that could destroy Notch to him; Steve. And so Herobrine made the links to the Nether and the Earth and the End and the Earth, and he made the strongholds and fortresses and corrupted Testificates to prepare Steve to end Notch. When Notch saw this, he was very sad. Notch tried to trick Steve by telling him he kept removing Herobrine but Herobrine continued his works. His creation had wanted to destroy him, so he got himself replaced by the angels Jeb and Dinnerbone and made another universe called scrolls. The End.
In the beginning Notch created the Aether and the Earth. Now the Earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Notch was hovering over the waters. And Notch created a lighting engine, and there was light. Notch saw that the light was good, and he separated light from the darkness. Notch called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. And Notch said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So Notch made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. Notch called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day. And Notch said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. Notch called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And Notch saw that it was good. Then Notch said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Notch saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day. And Notch said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. Notch made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. Notch set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And Notch saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. And Notch said, “Let the water teem with squid, and let bats fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” So Notch created the great squids of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bat according to its kind. And Notch saw that it was good. Notch blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the bats increase on the earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day. And Notch said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. Notch made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And Notch saw that it was good. Then Notch said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the pigs, sheep, chickens, and cows, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” So Notch created Testificates in his own image, in the image of Notch he created them; male and male he created them. Notch blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the squids in the sea and the bats in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” Then Notch said, “I give you a couple of plants on the face of the whole earth and four trees that has fruit with seeds in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so. Notch saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast java.util.array. By the seventh day Notch had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. Then Notch blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done. This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the Lord Notch made the earth and the Aether. Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth and no plant had yet sprung up, for the Lord Notch had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground, but streams came up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground. Then the Lord Notch formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being. The Lord Notch named him Adam, and Notch saw that it was good. The Lord Notch put him in the garden of Aether where trees were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil. And Notch said, “It is not good for man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable to him.” And so Notch formed the wild animals of pigs that went oink and the cows that went moo and the chickens that went quack and the sheep that went baa, but none were suitable for him. So Notch sent man into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping he took one of his ribs then closed the place with bonemeal. Then the Lord Notch made another from the rib, and he named it Steve. Adam and Steve were not naked, and they felt no shame.
Now the pigman was more crafty than any of the animals Notch had made. The pigman approached Adam and said, “Did Notch really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?” Adam said to the pigman, “No, we can eat from trees in the garden, but Notch did say, ‘you must not eat from the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil’”. And the pigman replied, “You will certainly not die, for Notch knows that when you eat from the golden apple tree of good and evil that you will be like him and be able to look at the source code of Minecraft.” When Adam saw the fruit pleasing to his eye, he took a bite from a golden apple from the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil. Suddenly, Adam’s eyes were opened and were devoid of his pupils. Adam realized that he was naked and sewed leaves from trees to cover himself. And Notch called to Adam, “Adam, where are you now?” He answered, “I heard you in the garden and I hid because I was naked. Notch replied, “Who told you that you were naked?” Adam said, “The pigman deceived me, and I ate from the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil.” So the Lord Notch said to the pigman, “Cursed are you above all oinking pigs and Testificates! You will rot like the zombies and you will remain in the Nether for the rest of your life and I will remove all uses of your .png file forever!” And to Steve he said, “Cursed is the ground because of Adam; through painful toil you will eat from it all the days of your life, it will provide cactus to you, and until you return to the ground, since from the ground you were taken, to dust you will return.” And fearing for Steve’s safety, the Lord Notch banished Adam and Steve from the garden of Aether to never eat from the happy tree of life again. And so the Lord Notch made jeans and teal shirts for both Adam and Steve. Notch said, “Adam is like us now. Neither he nor his brethren Steve are to eat from the tree of life again.” Adam took upon the identity Herobrine, and was to never approach Steve ever again by the distance of 25 meters, else face the court for infringement of Minecraft source code copyright fees since he ate from the golden apple tree of knowledge of good and evil.
For Herobrine’s sin brought into the world evils such as the endermen and zombies and skeletons from deceased Testificates, and it was Lucifer’s goal to bring shame to Notch and wreak havoc on the Earth he had created so good, and so he took advantage of Herobrine’s sin and brought in creatures such as zombies or skeletons of deceased Testificates, or his fallen kin of endermen. Herobrine retreated into the realm of the Nether in which he created horrors such as the ghasts and the blazes and the magma cube replicas of Notch’s adorable slimes. Herobrine found that his creation was not good, and in anger swore revenge on Notch to destroy him. Lucifer was very delighted to see his corruption of Herobrine. And so it became Herobrine’s goal to lead the one thing still pure that could destroy Notch to him; Steve. And so Herobrine made the links to the Nether and the Earth and the End and the Earth, and he made the strongholds and fortresses and corrupted Testificates to prepare Steve to end Notch. When Notch saw this, he was very sad. Notch tried to trick Steve by telling him he kept removing Herobrine but Herobrine continued his works. His creation had wanted to destroy him, so he got himself replaced by the angels Jeb and Dinnerbone and made another universe called scrolls. The End.
So that's what I did this morning.
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I would love it if you checked out my "about me" page on my profile and looked at my threads
I'm always happy to see new posters.