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Note: This story should not be taken seriously at all. Please. Don't. This is more or less me gathering some Minecraft fan fiction cliches and putting all in one story.

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Chapter 1: Alone
I screamed and woke up. I was lying in some sand. It was strange. I got up and looked around. There was this green column thing. I walked over it to see what it was. It turned around and it had a face. It walked toward me and I screamed. For some reason, it stopped moving and just stared at me. I stopped screaming and looked back at it. It hissed and then exploded.Wow. That was creepy. I’ll call it a creeper. I walked around and came across a cave. I punched some trees and got wood before going in. I made some tools too. I walked in and started mining some rocks with my pickaxe. Suddenly, a creeper came out of the darkness. I threw my pickaxe at it and it fell down. I felt a little guilty and walked over to it. It hissed but I had learned. I jumped back and it blew up. My pickaxe was gone and I was alone in the dark. I wish I wasn’t alone.

Chapter 2: They are alive!
I stood there and was really scared. The sun rose and I walked out the cave. Too many scary things. I went to punch some more trees but then a skeleton popped out from behind one and shot me. Ow! I punched its face and it fell down. I got closer to look at it but it shot me again. I made the tree fall down on it. Stupid thing. I looked behind me and saw another one. Then I saw a zombie next to me. No way! They can’t exist! I ran away and jumped behind a waterfall. It was quiet and I decided to rest. I almost fell asleep when a big spider fell out of the sky and squashed my face. I punched it too and it bit me. The poison was painful and I fell in the water. I breathed in some water and choked. I swam out and coughed a lot. I was really weak from the poison and my breathing was bad. The spider climbed away and all I could think about was becoming a zombie. My head hit the floor and I died.

Chapter 3: I am alive!
I slowly saw again. I was on the beach that I woke up on. I was alive! I wasn’t a zombie! I started punching some more trees when I thought of something. I was punching a lot of stuff. This world must be run on punches! I punched my face. It hurt a lot. I guess I was wrong. I continued punching the tree and got more wood. I made sure to make two pickaxes. I went mining. I found some black stuff. It was coal. I put it on a stick and rubbed it across a wall. It lit up and I now had light. I went further into the cave.

Chapter 4: OMG WHITE EYES O_O
I was further into the cave. Two white things were far away but I saw them. It went away when I walked closer. It must have been someone. I get to the place. There is a sign. It says, "I am Herobrine. Brother of Notch God. Leave or die." Herobrine? Notch God? What? I punch the sign and throw it away. Stupid Herobrine. Then gravel falls down on my head. I am surprised and run. Gravel falls. Lava comes out of nowhere. Water comes and makes the lava go black. Herobrine comes and makes the portal go purple. He pushes me in.

What do you guis think? Gud?

...Note to those who don't get it: THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS STORY. I'm going to make it horrible writing with good punctuation and spelling. Maybe grammar.

...I might make this better when I finish. With actual writing. If the plot turns out well. Which I doubt.

Reservez.

I'm so silly.

...No I'm not. I'm probably going to be flamed so badly.

:biggrin.gif:

O_O.

This story got 2 replies within a minute of posting. WTF.

Well, I suppose I will make the character lame. O_O



Srsly, wtf?

I'll get around to the comedy later.


I've had this thing that I've ALWAYS wanted to put in.

I punched a flower and it turned into a smaller flower. I picked it up.

Or something along those lines.

@Amigopen

They are short because I was trying to go for that. I've seen many stories where they are just like that. It's a joke. Hell, that chapter was 3 paragraphs, but right before posting, I decided to change it to a giant wall of text.

Quote from Valdrec »

I was looking around the fan art section and I actually realised that the quality of this story is about twenty times that of the stuff it's making fun of. Seriously, it's like:

"I did this. and then I did this. and then I went over there. and then I made some planks. and then I made a workbench. and then I forgot that that target audience of this is already familar with how to play the game and I'm just killing them a little everytime I post."

For some reason, this made me laugh and made my day.
Specially cause I just played Dead Space. One.
Thank you, for a complement, I suppose, and for the laughs.

Quote from TehTiger »

I guess I can reply in only one way:


OMG DIAMONDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ XOVAH9000000



(And, I guess you totally necro'd this one Valdrec.)

Talk about Smilies Overkill. O_O
Well, I'm kinda wondering why stories like this get a bunch of comments, (Not really), and my serious stories get fewer. O_O
...Seriously, can anyone enlighten me?

Quote from TehTiger »

I think it's because by the time everyone gets through the "wake up on an island ooh creeper hug it oh no boom die what i respawn oh odd i find diamond that cool ok i find nonvoilen creeper yay adventure adventure" slop everyone just want to stab themselves repeatedly and watch someone make fun of it.

...My stories...have nothing to do with that. O_O

Well maybe my first one, but the rest are different.