I really love this server. I think I'm slightly addicted. It would be a great shame for this to continue. I want to become a staff member someday, to make it even better. I love this server.
Staff Application:
(all are required.)
InGameName: Ariesvexic
Maturity level:9.5 strict life
Experience being staff elsewhere: legendary craft until they did a op sweep
Why do you wish to be staff?:I would like to help a lot more people than I'm helping now
Donator? (y/n):no
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:no
Ok guys. Instead of making it appear as though I DON'T read the posts, what I'm going to do is show what REASON certain ones are denied and for what reason they are accepted. Ok? Lets begin.
This first one isnt formatted well and is a wall of text, however the message inside is a shining star, AND the player has been recommended. AND I like the guy. Hits all the nails. Online time, Player priority, question answering, overall maturity, and experience.
I am re-applying, just in case my application gets lost amidst all the forum things. It is the same application I have posted before. Staff Application: IGN: HiFlyCS Maturity level: I am not bothered by much, but I do get slightly mad at Rules Breaking and things that aren't allowed. I appreciate it when people play to have fun, not fight. I am great at settling arguments, as I have done so on this server at least a few times. I am also a great person to come to when you need help. Experience of staffing: Vanilla World (Former Moderator), WoCraft (Administrator), HaxirCraft (Trial Moderator), ExplodingPopTart's server (Co-Owner), and FlyCraftia (Server for friends) (Owner/console user) Why pick me: First of all, you should pick me because I am one who actually isn't just a banning machine, or bans every rule break, but I actually discuss the situation until the ban/kick/mute was actually necessary, and will not be regretted unless it should be appealed. Also I am exactly the person who handles plugins with care, and doesn't do 'What does this command do?' things without asking an experienced staff member. I also know that staffing is a responsibility, not a perk. I will intend to do my best for what suits the server to have one of the best gaming experiences. I feel that players are not to be toyed around with, thrown around using commands, and are meant to be treated with respect, so long as they behave. I also will not promote random players, and I will view these forums often, just like I normally do. Once again, I'm saying I will do my best, and try to exceed my own expectations of high quality staffing for myself, and also for the server. I am great at helping others also, not only enforcing rules. Got a problem? Ask me. I am good at keeping secrets, so if I have to keep one, it will be kept safe. I will be able to come on most of the time after 3:00 PM Pacific time, so that makes me available.
Do I have Gnarler on Skype?: Yes, I already have added him Did I donate?: I have not.
Thanks for investing your time on viewing this application for staff, and I wish all the best to the server if I do not get picked. Thank you in advance. PS. I am in the American Pacific TimeZone, and I am online during peak hours.
The next one is Too Short. Atleast the maturity level isnt OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!... I'll talk to the person in skype.
Staff Application IGN: Scarecrow281097 Maturity level: I'm pretty mature when things get serious Past experience: I'm a mod on cubixcraft.net(This server is pretty much dead) Why do you want to be staff: I want to do everything in my power to keep this server alive and running Donator: no I have recently sent Gnarler a contact request
This next one is again too short, plus by not remembering the name of the server you were staff on gives me the clue that you are absent minded. Being absent minded on this server = crashes...
InGameName: CinnomanSteve Maturity Level: 8-9.5 Experience being staff elsewhere: I have been a Mod on one server, but it shut down and I don't remember what it was called. Why do you wish to be staff?: Because I like to help people out and I think I would be good for this server. Donator?(y/n): I am afraid not. Do you have Gnarler in Skype yet?:No
This next application admits to mod-whoring. Obviously the servers that accept him he will play on, and divide his attention thusly. I am not convinced by this application that he is dedicated.
InGameName: mineer101 Maturity level: I'm going to be honest here and say... 6.5 out of 10 Experience being staff elsewhere: Nerp. But I do await my acceptance for being a mod on multiple other servers. Why do you wish to be staff?: Because the server is AMAZING!!! And I want to do anything I can to help out and make it better! Donator? (y/n): no. (but i plan on doing so at some point) Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?: No.
This next one had enough thought put into it, and even a little story. Plus, I like him in game, Ive seen him around, and he was referred. Accepted.
InGameName: Hit_Manx Maturity level: I am fairly mature and if someone behaves really immature I will deal with them! but I also know how to have and take a joke. Experience being staff elsewhere: I was previously a mod on veagence craft before it shut down, I got staff when we then owner decided he needed new staff members he did a little challenge by seeing who helps people the most and who invited people. Why do you wish to be staff?: I like giving people what they deserve when they misbehave but also like helping others and giving advice and help to those who need/require it. Donator? (y/n): No I am not donator Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?: No I do have Gnarler on skype but he could add me, Gnarler could mail me asking for it, I would show it on here but I don't want any old person adding me, trying to troll/annoy me
I hope you will atleast consider me for staff because I would really like to be staff and would really appreciate it.
The next one is a terrible unban appeal. Says nothing about what you did, and how you promise to not do it again. However, earlier in the post, he did. Next time , combine messages please
PhilipBlock, on 29 May 2013 - 06:27 PM, said:
Could I be unbanned?
The next application, on its own, would be ignored. Its too simple. However, In game I promised to promote him, and he went through the steps. I just wish he put more effort into it.
Staff application
Ingamename:meheal
Maturity level 9.5 Experiance being staff elsewhere: i hace not been staff before but i have gained experiance on how to be staff from watching other staff operate Why do you wish to be staff: I want to help people have fun and enjoy the server, also i like the server alot and want to help it grow donator: no Do you have gnarler in skype yet: no i do not have skype
The next application was denied because his power level was OVER NINE THOUSAND!! ... Guys, I am not looking for numbers for the maturity field! a number tells me nothing! Give me a story, an event, something that proved your mettle or that you were good staff! Even though he donated, it does not guarantee staf-ness, but it helps. I have not seen this person online, no one has recommended him. I'm sorry but if I believe if I added this person, I would get trolling. STAFF APPLICATION InGameName: pengpeng8000 Maturity level: 9.999999995 out of 10 Experience being staff elsewhere: I was staff (admin) on my friend's server, which was a large server and was on the forums, until it got deleted. Why do you wish to be staff?: I would really like to see the server at it's best, and I know many commands. I am also very mature. Donator? (y/n): Yes Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?: No, mainly because I do not have Skype. (I know, I'm a loner.)
The next thing is an apology, which shows improvement. maybe not current maturity, but the will to improve, which is very important. I didnt see what happened, but since the guy is willing to admit he was wrong and promise to improve himself, that is a very good thing.
I have something to say. Yesterday, while on a server, I said some inappropriate words. Not extremely horrible, but they were still inexcusable. I hope for the server's forgiveness, and I withdraw on my staff request. I don't think I'm mature enough yet. I won't hate anyone on the server if I am never allowed back in. I just want to help the server, but not in a staff position, until I've matured. Please forgive my terrible actions, and accept my sincerest apologies. Thank you.
This next one is really difficult. Its hard to say whats the best course of action. The person hasn't stood out in my mind yet, the application is pretty grey, yet they try try again, which shows dedication. If I got a reccomendation for this person I would accept it, but as it is now, I'm going to deny it, not because its bad, but because I don't feel the NEED to have this person as staff. We always need helpful people though, so please help people, and I will hear about it. I hope offense isnt taken, I'm not saying hes a bad guy.
(all are required.) InGameName: taybama Maturity level: Well, I always try my best to use proper grammar, I'm not a proper grammar nazi cause I don't always show it but it's a pet peeve of mine... I try to entertain players but I try to be mature at the same time. If you want me to be perfectly mature I will be. But if you want my to be silly and spontaneous (or whatever) I can be. Experience being staff elsewhere: I, can't say I was technically staff anywhere but I know what to do and I wish for this could be my first place. Why do you wish to be staff?: Because this is a great server and it's hard to find a better one, I want to help make it impossible to find a better one. Donator? (y/n): No, I'm sorry I really would if I could but I don't have enough money. Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?: No, sadly I don't have skype but I stay in contact with PM-ing and I'm a pretty fast responder. (And I love PMS it's like opening a gift! ) That's it, I hope I get accepted next sunday.
So I take what I see on the forums, Take what mail comes in to me (usually over 50 messages....) and talk to my staff to see who needs to be staff.
The general concensious is that aLOT of the staff members DON'T help people. So, I'm going to put a message out that in the future, non helpful staff may be demoted by higher up staff for refusing to help. Lets look at the title of ChatModerator. A Chat Moderator moderates using the chat! Its that simple! I don't care if swaheely or spanish is spoken in the chat, or of caps, or of reasonable spam. No, what I care about is verbal help to the people who almost always have questions. Thats why I need recommendations, proof that people are doing their job!
The full list of promotions: PacerTheDog Magica1 Kavaniia Odie Meheal bobsponge hit_manx Hiflycs
mart? <-- Hmm I take terrible notes.
Plus a few more.
Staff Application:
(all are required.)
InGameName: Ariesvexic
Maturity level:9.5 strict life
Experience being staff elsewhere: legendary craft until they did a op sweep
Why do you wish to be staff?:I would like to help a lot more people than I'm helping now
Donator? (y/n):no
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:no
Staff Application: (all are required.) InGameName: tylertree98 Maturity level: 8 Experience being staff elsewhere: yes on a private server making sure no one tnts the place Why do you wish to be staff?: i love the help people and i want to help other staff for whatever problems they have Donator? (y/n): no Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:no parents won't allow skype
InGameName:dimas7
Maturity level: i am 12 jears
Experience being staff elsewhere: no
Why do you wish to be staff?: just to try how it would be to be staff
Donator? (y/n): n
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?: i havent skype
InGameName: Elspongebobmine Maturity level: 8 out of 10 Experience being staff elsewhere: Yes, I have been staff on 5 other servers and own a server. Why do you wish to be staff?: I really enjoy Cosmic Adventure. It is the type of server that fits me. Space and Time Travel, and when you get tired of improving your TARDIS or going on epic adventures with your friends you can play a fun minigame like Cops and Robbers or Spleef. Ever since I joined this server I knew it would be a server I would enjoy. I really wish to be a staff member on this server. Thank you. Donator? (y/n): No, saving up to become one. Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?: No, but I do have a Skype. If you wish to have it then ask me in-game.
Ok BTW That toxicstephen1 is not me, But this is my staff application.
Ingamename: toxicstephen
Maturity Level: 8-9
Experience being staff somewhere else: I have been an admin on several small servers, and I have been admin on one huge server until they shut down. Why do I wish to be a staff member: I want to help the server in anyway possible with either plugins, projects, or just helping players in need. I also wish to be a great help to the server. It means a lot to me to be a staff member, and I will put much dedication in the job.
Donater?: No I am not a donater, but I might be in the future.
Do you have gnarler on skype: No I do not have Gnarler on skype.
Good application toxic..I still don't understand about toxicstephen1...Oh well, you have my referral now :)Staff Referral Application:
IGN of referring person: toxicstephen
Why?: He has been administrator/mod on several friend servers, and he is truly ready for this job. He actually means he will do his best, and that's that.
-Chatmod HiFlyCS
Before I post this, I'd like to stress that even though I'm his cousin, I tried my best to judge him from a normal perspective:
Staff Referral:
Person Referring: HiFlyCS
Why?: I have coded mods before, but not without his help. He also is a fair and loyal staff, and he's been doing good as a Chatmod. Please consider this application. Thanks
-A340_500ER
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/27/2013
Posts:
65
Minecraft:
TheW0mbatKing
Xbox:
TheW0mbatKing
Member Details
InGameName: TheW0mbatKing
Maturity level:8 out of 10
Experience being staff elsewhere: Several private servers, and *was MonsterGaming
Why do you wish to be staff?:I would like to become chatmod because I believe I could minimise the amount of spam on the server, and I really would like to help out other players when they need it. I would teach new players the basics and make sure there is only pvp WITH consent.
Donator? (y/n):No
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:Whats the username? *skypename
Thank you for considering my application, I understand if you don't want me to become staff.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/27/2013
Posts:
65
Minecraft:
TheW0mbatKing
Xbox:
TheW0mbatKing
Member Details
Lytz is abusing his power and DaEpicBeagle is muting everyone cus he thinks Lytz is good! Lytz is /kill everyone, and beag is muting heaps of people!! Help Gnarler!!
Staff Application
IGN: Scarecrow281097
Maturity Level: I am a very mature person when things get serious, otherwise I like having a good time.
Past experience: I am a moderator on cubixcraft.net. Sadly this server has gone to the wrong path. This server is dead. The plugins are outdated, server's empty and the owner disappeared off skype and the server. I now wait with the hope the server will be resurrected. I was given mod because I reported someone saying unacceptable language. I will give you a quote on skype if you'd like.
Why do I want to be staff: I have watched three servers die when they shouldn't have. These servers were either understaffed or the owners abandoned them. I want to do everything in my power to keep this server alive.That includes getting rid of players that are going to be a push factor. I also know a lot of commands.
Donator: no
Do you have gnarler on skype: yes
I am in an American timezone and Im available at most days for a while.
Staff Application
InGameName:Monydew
Maturity level:9.2 ish
Experience being staff elsewhere:no because of my age they won't accept
Why do you wish to be staff?: i would like to help out a lot and keep the server clean of bad people
Donator? (y/n):no
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:no I don't have skype
Today marks a bittersweet landmark as a Commander. One day previous, one of my trusted officers, Lytzhadow, had a mental breakdown. He murdered dozens of crewmembers before launching himself in escape pod #5 towards the black hole at the center of the galaxy. Funeral services were being held when a last transmission came in from his position. He apparently decided to turn back and apologize for what he did, however the gravity well had already taken a grasp on his little vessel and there was no hope. Now, some of the crew members claim to hear his voice floating in the hallways, ideas being given out, suggestions made. As a scientific man, I don't believe in ghosts, I just believe he placed bugs in the walls to transmit his insanity to others after his planned demise. We will begin microchip sweeps in a few hours and analyze his code, if that is indeed what he did. Being that today was also staff promotions, I proudly promote the following people.
Martpiet, Meheal, E-101, Sherrif, TechnicalSupport, Jonah, HighFlyCS, Prussian (who is in the infirmary, and his cousin received the medal in his absence) 0die, Err00, Scarecrow, ToxicStephen, Nabazazu, Buzzurk, Sebbe and his bro apa.
Promotions day is always a celebration, however this one was overshadowed by the real possibility that in deep space, insanity is a real possibility, and all efforts must be maintained to analyze the stess levels of all hands, and work together to minimize, what is called in Japanese, "GuduGuduPAH" or a mental snap.
Another thing of note, a certain planet in sector Cnd-y 14 has shown signs of alien inhabitants. The orbital trajectory suggests that there has been some geo-engineering occuring within the past 10 cycles or so, and several research teams which have landed on the planet have failed to report back, except one. Transcript below."
"T minus 1 hour to landing. All is green. Oxygen levels - nominal. Battery charge at 65% and estimated another 3 days before another charging cycle. Sensors are operational. Scanning probe reports a decent ambient oxygen level and a slight trace of sulphur. This has lead us to expect an active planetary core made out of possibly iron or other metal. Magnetic field is increasing and the ships path has automatically adjusted to compensate. .. Stand by for next report.
T minus 20 minutes to landing. Planet comes into the viewport and we can report that it is indeed a barren, desolate world. No sign of surface water, roads, or anything that would lead us to believe civilization has organized here. The mountain formations are quite unique, almost as if water was once here and carved out the mountains and valleys, however nothing green or remotely biologic is visible to suggest the presence of the oxygen the probes reported back. Stand by for next report.
T minus 5 minutes to landing. Autopilot is GO. Vivid re-entry flames confirm an atmosphere. The dark turf approaches quickly. Standby for next report.
We have landed. The biologic team is currently extracting a sample of the ambient air to monitor presence of infectious diseases while the geologic team cores a small hole under the spaceship for turf analysis. I, however, sit here and keep touching my iThing while other people work. Stand by for next report.
Interesting. The biologic team reports that the ambient air has a higher then usual amount of oxygen, along with other trace gasses, but the most important part is the spores. Under the microscope they behave strangely, however we will soon determine their nature. The mineral team reports that the surface of the planet appears to be covered in a strange mycelium type of superstructure, possibly denoting that the entire planet is coated with this massive mushroom. Note to self - Guinness book of world records - largest discovered organism by ME. An expedition is suiting up soon, and I must get ready. Stand by for next report.
The expedition has left me in charge of the space ship while they go out exploring by my request. I saw enough of it from orbit to know its all the same boring terrain the whole way around. I'll just beat TempleRun5 again and again until they come back.
Ok . I made a mistake. I'll admit it. After my iThing ran out of batteries I thought it would be a good idea to mess with the wires of the ship to induce a current into my device. I completely forgot that once the ship's AI is deactivated for a moment, it goes stupid. Now it thinks we are at earth preparing for the voyage. Currently, I am physically holding the door shut and typing with one finger. I can't put on the BioSuit and I need to wait for the team to return... but if they return... the door will open ...
So I got tired. Sue me. Its not like that bloody airlock kept anything evil behind it. Its not like Gamma-5 where the Grues would come get you, even in the light. Theres nothing here! Besides. The ambient air smells sweet... The AI and I are playing mind games on each other. I'm trying to convince it is a cupcake. So far its working... stand by to stand by
Heyyy.....
wgasxfgadfeqw
I Must Type On This Device In Order To Keep My Sanity. Must Keep Sanity... Ooo... a lollipop...
Team No Come Back. Air Sweeter Outside. Dark Land now Bright Magenta Land. Strange Urge To STAY IN SHIP Is Silly. Go Explore, No Suit. No Need. Hungry. Native Cupcake Population Worships Me To Eat, To Merge. To Become One With The Land.... "
As you can read, the planet classified as Cnd-y 14 , or CandyLand, should be kept a secret, eradicated, and any trace of the spores treated as a controlled substance. This worries me greatly. Commander out. "
In-game name: cocosparkle
co-ordinates: X: -76 Y: 67 Z: 428
Idea of build: An emerald palace
(all are required.)
InGameName: Ariesvexic
Maturity level:9.5 strict life
Experience being staff elsewhere: legendary craft until they did a op sweep
Why do you wish to be staff?:I would like to help a lot more people than I'm helping now
Donator? (y/n):no
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:no
aries read that post on page 14 i think it is
Maturity Level: About 7-8/10
I do not have experience being staff elsewhere.
I wish to be staff because i want to keep order in the server I like to give people what they deserve, good or bad.
I am not a donator
I do not have Gnarler in Skype. Neither do i actually have Skype.
(all are required.)
InGameName: tylertree98
Maturity level: 8
Experience being staff elsewhere: yes on a private server making sure no one tnts the place
Why do you wish to be staff?: i love the help people and i want to help other staff for whatever problems they have
Donator? (y/n): no
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:no parents won't allow skype
P.S. Thank you for your time
InGameName:dimas7
Maturity level: i am 12 jears
Experience being staff elsewhere: no
Why do you wish to be staff?: just to try how it would be to be staff
Donator? (y/n): n
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?: i havent skype
Maturity level: 8 out of 10
Experience being staff elsewhere: Yes, I have been staff on 5 other servers and own a server.
Why do you wish to be staff?: I really enjoy Cosmic Adventure. It is the type of server that fits me. Space and Time Travel, and when you get tired of improving your TARDIS or going on epic adventures with your friends you can play a fun minigame like Cops and Robbers or Spleef. Ever since I joined this server I knew it would be a server I would enjoy. I really wish to be a staff member on this server. Thank you.
Donator? (y/n): No, saving up to become one.
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?: No, but I do have a Skype. If you wish to have it then ask me in-game.
Ingamename: toxicstephen
Maturity Level: 8-9
Experience being staff somewhere else: I have been an admin on several small servers, and I have been admin on one huge server until they shut down.
Why do I wish to be a staff member: I want to help the server in anyway possible with either plugins, projects, or just helping players in need. I also wish to be a great help to the server. It means a lot to me to be a staff member, and I will put much dedication in the job.
Donater?: No I am not a donater, but I might be in the future.
Do you have gnarler on skype: No I do not have Gnarler on skype.
IGN of referring person: toxicstephen
Why?: He has been administrator/mod on several friend servers, and he is truly ready for this job. He actually means he will do his best, and that's that.
-Chatmod HiFlyCS
Staff Referral:
Person Referring: HiFlyCS
Why?: I have coded mods before, but not without his help. He also is a fair and loyal staff, and he's been doing good as a Chatmod. Please consider this application. Thanks
-A340_500ER
Maturity Level: 9 1/2
Experience: Im a mod on nethercraft
Not a donator
No skype
Maturity level:8 out of 10
Experience being staff elsewhere: Several private servers, and *was MonsterGaming
Why do you wish to be staff?:I would like to become chatmod because I believe I could minimise the amount of spam on the server, and I really would like to help out other players when they need it. I would teach new players the basics and make sure there is only pvp WITH consent.
Donator? (y/n):No
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:Whats the username? *skypename
Thank you for considering my application, I understand if you don't want me to become staff.
IGN: Scarecrow281097
Maturity Level: I am a very mature person when things get serious, otherwise I like having a good time.
Past experience: I am a moderator on cubixcraft.net. Sadly this server has gone to the wrong path. This server is dead. The plugins are outdated, server's empty and the owner disappeared off skype and the server. I now wait with the hope the server will be resurrected. I was given mod because I reported someone saying unacceptable language. I will give you a quote on skype if you'd like.
Why do I want to be staff: I have watched three servers die when they shouldn't have. These servers were either understaffed or the owners abandoned them. I want to do everything in my power to keep this server alive.That includes getting rid of players that are going to be a push factor. I also know a lot of commands.
Donator: no
Do you have gnarler on skype: yes
I am in an American timezone and Im available at most days for a while.
InGameName:Monydew
Maturity level:9.2 ish
Experience being staff elsewhere:no because of my age they won't accept
Why do you wish to be staff?: i would like to help out a lot and keep the server clean of bad people
Donator? (y/n):no
Do you have Gnarler in skype yet?:no I don't have skype
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Today marks a bittersweet landmark as a Commander. One day previous, one of my trusted officers, Lytzhadow, had a mental breakdown. He murdered dozens of crewmembers before launching himself in escape pod #5 towards the black hole at the center of the galaxy. Funeral services were being held when a last transmission came in from his position. He apparently decided to turn back and apologize for what he did, however the gravity well had already taken a grasp on his little vessel and there was no hope. Now, some of the crew members claim to hear his voice floating in the hallways, ideas being given out, suggestions made. As a scientific man, I don't believe in ghosts, I just believe he placed bugs in the walls to transmit his insanity to others after his planned demise. We will begin microchip sweeps in a few hours and analyze his code, if that is indeed what he did. Being that today was also staff promotions, I proudly promote the following people.
Martpiet, Meheal, E-101, Sherrif, TechnicalSupport, Jonah, HighFlyCS, Prussian (who is in the infirmary, and his cousin received the medal in his absence) 0die, Err00, Scarecrow, ToxicStephen, Nabazazu, Buzzurk, Sebbe and his bro apa.
Promotions day is always a celebration, however this one was overshadowed by the real possibility that in deep space, insanity is a real possibility, and all efforts must be maintained to analyze the stess levels of all hands, and work together to minimize, what is called in Japanese, "GuduGuduPAH" or a mental snap.
Another thing of note, a certain planet in sector Cnd-y 14 has shown signs of alien inhabitants. The orbital trajectory suggests that there has been some geo-engineering occuring within the past 10 cycles or so, and several research teams which have landed on the planet have failed to report back, except one. Transcript below."
"T minus 1 hour to landing. All is green. Oxygen levels - nominal. Battery charge at 65% and estimated another 3 days before another charging cycle. Sensors are operational. Scanning probe reports a decent ambient oxygen level and a slight trace of sulphur. This has lead us to expect an active planetary core made out of possibly iron or other metal. Magnetic field is increasing and the ships path has automatically adjusted to compensate. .. Stand by for next report.
T minus 20 minutes to landing. Planet comes into the viewport and we can report that it is indeed a barren, desolate world. No sign of surface water, roads, or anything that would lead us to believe civilization has organized here. The mountain formations are quite unique, almost as if water was once here and carved out the mountains and valleys, however nothing green or remotely biologic is visible to suggest the presence of the oxygen the probes reported back. Stand by for next report.
T minus 5 minutes to landing. Autopilot is GO. Vivid re-entry flames confirm an atmosphere. The dark turf approaches quickly. Standby for next report.
We have landed. The biologic team is currently extracting a sample of the ambient air to monitor presence of infectious diseases while the geologic team cores a small hole under the spaceship for turf analysis. I, however, sit here and keep touching my iThing while other people work. Stand by for next report.
Interesting. The biologic team reports that the ambient air has a higher then usual amount of oxygen, along with other trace gasses, but the most important part is the spores. Under the microscope they behave strangely, however we will soon determine their nature. The mineral team reports that the surface of the planet appears to be covered in a strange mycelium type of superstructure, possibly denoting that the entire planet is coated with this massive mushroom. Note to self - Guinness book of world records - largest discovered organism by ME. An expedition is suiting up soon, and I must get ready. Stand by for next report.
The expedition has left me in charge of the space ship while they go out exploring by my request. I saw enough of it from orbit to know its all the same boring terrain the whole way around. I'll just beat TempleRun5 again and again until they come back.
Ok . I made a mistake. I'll admit it. After my iThing ran out of batteries I thought it would be a good idea to mess with the wires of the ship to induce a current into my device. I completely forgot that once the ship's AI is deactivated for a moment, it goes stupid. Now it thinks we are at earth preparing for the voyage. Currently, I am physically holding the door shut and typing with one finger. I can't put on the BioSuit and I need to wait for the team to return... but if they return... the door will open ...
So I got tired. Sue me. Its not like that bloody airlock kept anything evil behind it. Its not like Gamma-5 where the Grues would come get you, even in the light. Theres nothing here! Besides. The ambient air smells sweet... The AI and I are playing mind games on each other. I'm trying to convince it is a cupcake. So far its working... stand by to stand by
Heyyy.....
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I Must Type On This Device In Order To Keep My Sanity. Must Keep Sanity... Ooo... a lollipop...
Team No Come Back. Air Sweeter Outside. Dark Land now Bright Magenta Land. Strange Urge To STAY IN SHIP Is Silly. Go Explore, No Suit. No Need. Hungry. Native Cupcake Population Worships Me To Eat, To Merge. To Become One With The Land.... "
As you can read, the planet classified as Cnd-y 14 , or CandyLand, should be kept a secret, eradicated, and any trace of the spores treated as a controlled substance. This worries me greatly. Commander out. "