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Quote from builder1028

Did I say you had a choice?

Since when did you become dictator??? As for carrots she will be spending her time in my dungeon until she gets into the dispenser.

Quote from alexisiop

You can't just leave before sampling the noodles D:

That reminds me, I'd better work on getting the noodles. Come here, fusion..

NEVER

Quote from Randoman200

Since when did you become dictator??? As for carrots she will be spending her time in my dungeon until she gets into the dispenser.

YOU MEAN MY DUNGEON? You were overthrown by the noodle.

Quote from fusionnoodle

NEVER

YOU MEAN MY DUNGEON? You were overthrown by the noodle.

One, if you don't come voluntarily I will have to kidnap you by force.

Two, I'm pretty sure that I'm the dictator of everything considering how op I am. Sorry Rando, sorry builder, sorry fusion, the truth hurts. But I will be a kind ruler. For instance I will only be charging 10k per person per food item at the Thanksgiving Dinner, as well as 50k admission.

Quote from fusionnoodle

NEVER YOU MEAN MY DUNGEON? You were overthrown by the noodle.

Quote from alexisiop

One, if you don't come voluntarily I will have to kidnap you by force. Two, I'm pretty sure that I'm the dictator of everything considering how op I am. Sorry Rando, sorry builder, sorry fusion, the truth hurts. But I will be a kind ruler. For instance I will only be charging 10k per person per food item at the Thanksgiving Dinner, as well as 50k admission.

Alright you two are a bit power hungry.... Ill just have my secret police deal with you two.

1) Username: Handsum_ed 2) Your age: 15 3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days) About 6 months 4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes I have read the server, prison, and guard rules. 5) Any experience with the prison genre? Yes I have had experience in a prison server before.6) What is your time zone? Central time zone. 7) Why are you the best choice for guard? (1-2 paragraphs) Why am I the best choice in being a guard because, i will be loyal to all people even if we were enemy's, and be trust worth to all the prisoners and fellow guard. I will always try to stop the fights that are happening every time and put wrong people in jail at anytime at my best knowledge of knowing who did do it and who didn't do it. And I will try to stop people doing drugs on the server to always do my best to stop those type of people doing them every place in the prison. I really want to be a guard because it would just make my day and everyday and it would be amazing being a guard because you get to stop evil bad guys and those one people doing the drugs. The most thing being a guard is that you get to protect the citizens of all and each of every block in the game except free maybe, but its like Batman vs. the Joker and that's kinda whats it like in c. And i don't get it why are people killing poor insistent in all the block they get to go in. 8) Do you understand that nagging Wardens in-game to read your app will result in immediate decline? Yes I do understand nagging to a wardens will immediate decline. 9) What is your current prison rank? Do you understand that we will require a screenshot of this when/if you retire from guard? Free rank, and I do understand that a screen shot of my rank and I have lots of photo's click below.http://s1282.photobu...ce8e24.png.html. Read mine NOAKII!!!

Quote from Yoshi

The guards will also be attending to the Thanksgiving feast with roasted bidoofs -- the finest meat cut from the finest Bidoof :3

I'll go find out where Fire sleeps. I'm going to need a very special sword for this, anyone got one I could use?

OT: Remember how I was making a Minecraft bag with Convicted's ip on it? I wasn't lying

Quote from Yoshi

The guards will also be attending to the Thanksgiving feast with roasted bidoofs -- the finest meat cut from the finest Bidoof :3

You're supposed to throw the female Bidoof's off to the side because they're too young, but if you try to kill me I'll sue for sexual harassment. (Btw you don't get meat from a Bidoof, you get aids)

Quote from reacu

You're supposed to throw the female Bidoof's off to the side because they're too young, but if you try to kill me I'll sue for sexual harassment. (Btw you don't get meat from a Bidoof, you get aids)

And herpes.

OT: Is the player party/entertainment party ever gonna actually happen? This is a great idea that shouldn't go to waste.

(Sooooo close, just 2 more)

Quote from Crelsy

Alright guys, I think I'm going to go for guard.

You may recognize my format in guard applications.

This is a heads up because I am an alt.

And the alphas may know who I actually am.

Please don't expose my identity <3

And enjoy!

--------------------------------------------

Crelsy's Guard Application <3

Question 1: What is your In-Game Name?

My IGN is Crelsy.

Question 2: How old are you?

I am 13 years old, but more mature than my age.

Question 3: How long have you been playing on the server?

I have been playing on Convicted for about 6 months on this account, about a year and 1/2 on the other.

Question 4: Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard rules?

Yes, I have. I always look over them because I know that there's always one thing I don't know about servers. Noakii

Question 5: Any experience with the prison genre?

I am used to going on multiple prison servers. When I tell my friends about Convicted, we show each other our different preferred prison servers. I could never leave Convicted to any other prison community.

Question 6: What is your time zone?

My time zone is PST, or Pacific Central Time.

Question 7: Why are you the best choice for guard?

If you want to know, oh, do I have reasons for you.

Being on Convicted is such a great experience. I know that a prison server couldn't maintain order without guards, just like a real prison. There are riots, rebellions, and contraband everywhere. I have applied many times, and I have become a guard twice before (You may know who I am now :3). The only reasons I had quit was because I never had any good items, I got bored of guard, ran out of money, only had access to C and B, and so many more things that just made me desperate to retire. I decided I never wanted to abuse since that would ruin my future chances. Anyway, I decided that since this is an alt, and I have a free main, why not get a guard alt? I could have perfect supply of items, if I got bored, I could go on my main, I have a main for money, I have access to the blocks on my main, and so many other things that this alt has given me. But what I ask is that I have guard.

My like definately never worked out. Ever. I would list them, but then again, I dont really like to expose my identity. But after all these tough times, I've learned that I CAN get what I want, as long as I have patience. And I'm going to have to put my patience forth on this guard application. Because, I know that alot never get looked at. Or are stuck at the bottom of the page, then someone immediately makes another post and it ruins it. And I hate things that make me mad, especially trollers. I feel that I can get some revenge on them when they troll the guards. But that's not my point- I got carried off with my thoughts. In a summary, I wouldn't be the best choice for guard in a biased community. I would be left out in everything, but I am fine with that. Things don't come to me easy. I have to endure hardships in life. And I had that feeling as a Trainee both times which made me quit. I didn't get things easy. And I know I never will. But when I know that I can defend the prison on the server I love, I feel that I've accomplished many chances that the world has given to me.

Question 8: Do you understand that nagging Wardens in-game to read your application will result in immediate decline?

I never payed any attention to this when I made my very first app, and like any noob, just said yes. Unfortunately, I learned the moral of this the hard way. I do understand this completely.

Question 9: What is your current Prison rank? Do you understand that we will require a screen shot of this when/if you retire from guard?

I have screenshots in case this is ever necessary. My current prison rank is Free.

Thank you for reading!

-Crelsy

Omg I'm so happy that there's someone else like me out there I would rec. You but it would mean nothing since I'm not guard or even trainee good luck and I know exactly what you mean!!! Your story sounds just like mine, good luck

Quote from Alpacka06

Omg I'm so happy that there's someone else like me out there I would rec. You but it would mean nothing since I'm not guard or even trainee good luck and I know exactly what you mean!!! Your story sounds just like mine, good luck

Just stop. Please.

Quote from Galuzer

Done.

Noakii said yesterday that both parties have enough members (at least that's how I understood it).
I think it is time for you to escape, the rocket is ready! I am totally not sending you to the moon to get rid of you.
Alexis is also invited (and by "invited" I mean "I force you to go there").

I'd rather to to Mars.

Quote from fusionnoodle

Just stop. Please.

?? Anyway I did unleash my secret publicly who's main I am.

1) Username: iDontFailKid
2) Your age:13
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)i've been playing on this server since about October 2012 but i was inactive for a couple months due to family issues so i've been active since march-may 2013
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? yes i have Noakii though i've been playing on this server long enough to learn them anyways
5) Any experience with the prison genre? other than playing on this server for a nice while, no, not really
6) What is your time zone?my time zone is NST (Newfoundland Standard Time) or (UTC-3:30)
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? (1-2 paragraphs) i am the best choice for guard because i have been playing on this server for a while and i am sort of part of the "convicted community". also, I am a generally good PvP'er and i have a good internet connection so i wont lag while PvPing. in my opinion, I am responsible due to the fact that my little sister is a nuisance and i have to take care of her and deal with crap and therefore have learnt to not get mad when i have little kids whining at me which will help as a guard. I have TS and Skype so if im ever needed for anything i am easily contactable by an Alpha/Warden if needed. I have absolutely no life other than MineCraft so i will be very active on the server. I hope you accept me!
8) Do you understand that nagging Wardens in-game to read your app will result in immediate decline? Yes i fully understand this. the wardens have too
9) What is your current prison rank? Do you understand that we will require a screenshot of this when/if you retire from guard? My current rank is Donor-Free though i will not be retiring from guard rank.

Quote from iDontFailKid

1) Username: iDontFailKid
2) Your age:13
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)i've been playing on this server since about October 2012 but i was inactive for a couple months due to family issues so i've been active since march-may 2013
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? yes i have Noakii though i've been playing on this server long enough to learn them anyways
5) Any experience with the prison genre? other than playing on this server for a nice while, no, not really
6) What is your time zone?my time zone is NST (Newfoundland Standard Time) or (UTC-3:30)
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? (1-2 paragraphs) i am the best choice for guard because i have been playing on this server for a while and i am sort of part of the "convicted community". also, I am a generally good PvP'er and i have a good internet connection so i wont lag while PvPing. in my opinion, I am responsible due to the fact that my little sister is a nuisance and i have to take care of her and deal with crap and therefore have learnt to not get mad when i have little kids whining at me which will help as a guard. I have TS and Skype so if im ever needed for anything i am easily contactable by an Alpha/Warden if needed. I have absolutely no life other than MineCraft so i will be very active on the server. I hope you accept me!
8) Do you understand that nagging Wardens in-game to read your app will result in immediate decline? Yes i fully understand this. the wardens have too
9) What is your current prison rank? Do you understand that we will require a screenshot of this when/if you retire from guard? My current rank is Donor-Free though i will not be retiring from guard rank.

Every 3 days iDont, not 2. xD

Quote from Alpacka06

?? Anyway I did unleash my secret publicly who's main I am.

Sucking up to everyone, talking about your app a lot, talking on the forums hoping we will notice your app. And just being extremely annoying and immature.

WOOOOOOO YES!! 500 BOOYAH! LET THE CONGRATS FLOW IN

Handsum_eds GUARD APPLICATION

1) Username: Handsum_ed 2) Your age: 15 3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days) About 6 months 4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes I have read the server, prison, and guard rules. 5) Any experience with the prison genre? Yes I have had experience in a prison server before.6) What is your time zone? Central time zone. 7) Why are you the best choice for guard? (1-2 paragraphs) Why am I the best choice in being a guard because, i will be loyal to all people even if we were enemy's, and be trust worth to all the prisoners and fellow guard. I will always try to stop the fights that are happening every time and put wrong people in jail at anytime at my best knowledge of knowing who did do it and who didn't do it. And I will try to stop people doing drugs on the server to always do my best to stop those type of people doing them every place in the prison.

I really want to be a guard because it would just make my day and everyday and it would be amazing being a guard because you get to stop evil bad guys and those one people doing the drugs. The most thing being a guard is that you get to protect the citizens of all and each of every block in the game except free maybe, but its like Batman vs. the Joker and that's kinda whats it like in c. And i don't get it why are people killing poor insistent in all the block they get to go in. 8) Do you understand that nagging Wardens in-game to read your app will result in immediate decline? Yes I do understand nagging to a wardens will immediate decline. 9) What is your current prison rank? Do you understand that we will require a screenshot of this when/if you retire from guard? Free rank, and I do understand that a screen shot of my rank and I have lots of photo's click below.http://s1282.photobu...ce8e24.png.html. Read mine NOAKII!!!

Quote from Kakophonii

It's a really small achievement but who cares.

The parties idea went down the drain quick..

Guys. The parties went into effect a few days ago. ._.