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While YOU have been mindlessly blathering, chatting, ruminating, considering, reading my Race Guide, woolgathering, choosing your class, and writing your applications, OUR ADMINS have been fighting against the dreadful army of plugins! Let's cheer them on!
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." †
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE! ONLY 10 MINUTES UNTIL EXPECTED RELEASE!
While YOU have been mindlessly blathering, chatting, ruminating, considering, reading my Race Guide, woolgathering, choosing your class, and writing your applications, OUR ADMINS have been fighting against the dreadful army of plugins! Let's cheer them on!
stop puting in epic skyrim quotes supercookie, I killed the bloody priest in whiterun, so annoying, + it's only the thalmor that are evil, essentily the thalmor are nazi elves.
Nazi Elves LOL
Meh. Skyrim was partially entertaining. I just saved my game, blew up a town, and reset for a while... but that got boring, so I got back into Minecraft
I think your talking about Fallout 3 there, where you CAN blow up a town, literately and if you got the DLC you can blow up TWO towns or the same one twice (but where's the fun in that?)
Fine, I killed all the townspeople and robbed them, but "blow up" is much easier and faster to write xD
While YOU have been mindlessly blathering, chatting, ruminating, considering, reading my Race Guide, woolgathering, choosing your class, and writing your applications, OUR ADMINS have been fighting against the dreadful army of plugins! Let's cheer them on!
GO ADMINS!
Amen.
I've been watching too many Robbaz videos.
Don't spam too much, or someone might say no, though. Robbaz LOL...
Still... No. Just... Pink nipples... *shudders
Sure, no rush! If you could maybe slip a pink g-string in there I would be very appreciative
No worries I'm also a dwarf!
Ah... How... inspiring, I guess xD
Besides, there are different elves everywhere.
only 10 minutes!?! *Cheers* yyayy!
Meh. Skyrim was partially entertaining. I just saved my game, blew up a town, and reset for a while... but that got boring, so I got back into Minecraft
*CHEERSHah, I've netted some 80 comments just talking around here and KoA xD
GO, ADMINS! GO GO GO!
IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, NOONE CAN!
lolz
But... have the admins won yet?
...and now I can't log into minecraft....hoohumm.
The Admins have failed; the world will now proceed to end.
*sob