I decided to make a minecraft server on the best day of the year. No whitelist because I know that I, personally, hate filling out applications. But there are some rules. You should spawn on a white and black checkerboard near a obsidian wall. The rules will be on the wall, please read them.
Because I can't change it, the server runs on Bukkit. But I didn't add any plugins so it should still be vanilla play. The server ip is wtfe.minehut.gg if you're interested!
Thank you to everyone who participated in my server, which was themed after April Fools. Yes, this was a joke server. though I got to say, the PVP battles over the fake rules at the end was very entertaining before everbody got butthurt and left.
Was planning on posting this at midnight on the dot, but I got bored with the mostly empty server.
I got a few awards lined up based on the events that took place in the server. Come see!
MOST VALUABLE BUNNY
Even though you had the typing skills and grammar of a ten-year-old girl with down syndrome, you joined the server mere minutes after I opened it, and stayed on until I closed it out, even after all of your friends left. This award goes to:
This award goes to the only player who died to TNT. You thought a creeper blew you up form behind while you were stealing Keiko's stuff? Guess again. That beautiful disabled girl rigged an empty trapped doublechest with TNT that she earned by sniping creepers with the only enchanted weapon in the server, Keiko's Bow - complete with Looting III and Mending. This award goes to somebody who got trolled by a ten year old girl with down syndrome:
This award goes to the only player that wasn't using a hacked client (I saw you Keiko ). Even though everybody was hacking and fighting and using profane language, but you stuck to your moral dignity and obeyed seven out of eight rules! Not bad! This award goes to:
LUCKY NUMBER EIGHT
This award goes to the only player to find the hidden eighth rule hidden in the nether portal I built into the rules board. This man stood by the only real rule when all others raged and PK'd around him. This award goes to that valiant man:
Unfortunately, I did have to ban some people for being annoying - jokes aside, chat spamming gets on everybody's nerves. This award goes to the only people retarded enough to get banned on a joke server:
AND THAT'S IT!!!
Again, thank you to all my lovely participants. I may open a real minecraft server at some point, but for now, this was an entertaining social experiment. Happy April Fools, every- oh, wait. It's over, now.