This is an agency ("Clan," if you will) devoted Evil Treatment of Animals. To join this clan, you must be ruthless with animals, punching and slashing them for your own needs. Need armor? Kill a cow and leave its body to rot! Need feathers? Kill a chicken! Need pork? Kill that pig before it reacts! Wool? Kill the sheep after you shear it! Hunt and kill the squids and take it's organs!
Miners for the Evil Treatment of Animals are dedicated to showing animals that they are in fact animals and are used for HUMAN'S needs.
Server IP: 69.249.129.234
Only members with the ranks of Animal Abusers and up are white-listed.
To Join:
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I, [PLAYERNAME and MINECRAFTUSERNAME], will be ruthless to all animals.
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
You will now need to get a signature (Signature of evilly abusing animals needed.)
========================================================================== LolzTrollz:These people do not agree with the manifest destiny of all animals. Shun them.
someguy127
Boelens
MONKEY MAN
scelton315
saintsalive
Boelens
Krunchyman
Xkrules
Voxden
NoobNeedsDiamonds
Exclaimer999
priest creeper
Superfan91
Enemy Clans:These clans chose to show mercy to these animals. They chose the way that would bring them NOTHING.
Pictures: Press F2 in-game and then go into your appdata>.minecraft>screenshots. Upload the pictures to IMGUR and then paste the img URL to this thread.
Signatures: (We need signatures! Members who contribute good signatures will be promoted! Promotion Varies. Signatures should not include the HUD. Some Signatures will not be excepted but still may be used.)
In accordance to this clan, anyone who does not kill an animal they have already hurt will have committed a crime.
If any member of this clan who has a sword and deliberately hurts an animal but does not use the sword, they have committed a crime, unless they are killing the creature in a more cruel manner.
Sheep must be killed after their wool have been harvested.
The only time any member may handle an animal without killing it is if they are going to lock it up for their own use (For Example, cooping chickens for eggs.)
If any animal is found near a cliff, the player must shove them off and laugh as they fall to their doom.
Animals may be ignored if the player does not feel like abusing it.
The player should dance on where the animal has died.
The player should build mob traps for both monsters and animals.
One tenth (or more) of animal drops should be burned in lava or everlasting fire as a sacrifice.
Animals found stuck should remain stuck or be tortured. Your choice.
Animals found in holes should be covered up. And left there. Or killed.
Actually, just pretty much kill animlas whichever way you find the most brutal and fulfilling.
For the lulz, trap animals and kill them when they have no chance of escaping. TNT is welcomed.
========================================================================== [This agency does not support actual abuse of animals. Only online animals should be killed and looted. Xuanz is not responsible for the behaviors of the members of this group but he does support the abuse in the virtual animals of Minecraft. Thank you.]
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As for me...
I, Xuanz, will be ruthless to all animals.
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not Help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
I, Leonaut, will be ruthless to all animals.
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not Help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
This is for animals because we are evil. Monsters are passively killed, I guess but that depends on the preferences of the user. It is not required to kill monsters but they are definitely allowed
The killing of slimes are not supported, though. Anyone could do it but I advise not to. Since I am in the Slime Protection Agency and slimes are technically monsters, not animals, slimes are spared from our wrath. Any member of this clan could kill a slime but I don't suggest it. Anyways, slimes are cute; why would you kill them? (That statement does not apply to animals. Animals must die.)
I, kinggun680, will be ruthless to all animals.
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not Help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
War against , and are now started. Chicken is left to rot in my basement. DEATH TO ANIMALS.
I, AvengerOfNight, will be ruthless to all animals.
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not Help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
I can't Kill cows. I believe they may be agents against the chickens. My homes have been overrun. I currently live on a skybridge. My old home was captured by chickens.
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Obviously creepers and zombies aren't real (Slimes are, I met one once)
GENERATION OVAR 9000!!!!!!!!: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
If you guys have Fraps, use the picture thing to get a few pictures of you punching any animal. I will put them in a .gif of punching a pig, a sheep, a cow, a chicken, and a squid or something cool like that.
I, bobbert4ever, will be ruthless to all animals.
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
Oh, the win of this clan XD
This is a nice responce to all those SPA copycats, making all kinds of random protection clans. Some mobs even have multiple.
Miners for the Evil Treatment of Animals are dedicated to showing animals that they are in fact animals and are used for HUMAN'S needs.
Server IP: 69.249.129.234
Only members with the ranks of Animal Abusers and up are white-listed.
To Join:
==========================================================================
I, [PLAYERNAME and MINECRAFTUSERNAME], will be ruthless to all animals.
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
You will now need to get a signature (Signature of evilly abusing animals needed.)
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Members and Ranks;
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Admins: Trusted by Xuanz
Xuanz
Leonaut
Mods: Trusted/favored by an admin
AYFTracks
Officers: Contribute a lot/show lots of abuse/participate a good amount
RinArenna
piouyto
MineDoGgLe
Salatier
Animal Abusers: Show some proof that you kill animals ruthlessly.
Tassadaritze
ranren12
Gresha99
Squareballs
lifon
SamuraiRai
Wolverine360
shaunie1996
Dizzshadow
1live9
UsedtoBeLink2356
monstermuffy
Sneak4000
Doodenhaffen
Posipi4
NoobCrafter14
TheGift1
bm666
zooloo10
Humbleness51
Minepow2
blackcop
Members:
Kinggun680
AvengerofNight
Bobbert4ever
ScottPilgrimRocks
BlueMage
PneumonicFungus
Remuthra
Tecciztecatl
Firelord1790
Megaloneus
tigeriz
isakcool
SoulzX
MetroidFan180
swe_Ninja
NotsowiseSAGe
DragoonMaster11
Totalown
KylexDavis
RussellRussell
ethanwdp
HenryFBP
starbuck4619
STAMATI1
poke_trey
shroobot3000
Peterj555
Awesomedude9999
dkkevin2
Xotano
GiggyTheEvil
Piecejr
GreenBeanOmg
osogoodo
krigmaster
Shadowbuizel
Trevdor
Kmilley
steelfirez
Plidkin22
Bad_Wolf
dinodude7411
Sasquatch101
oui230
Jepo2
Kenny6457
warlor456
stinkysardines
le0nard0dude
Bluetarguy
Othello
piggyslayer
draedking
Warfang12
thecowfactory
frezo20
Goatcathead
explodeicus sadicus
Wolfieoh
PsychotikMink
jmt2002
Mr_Clorox
Isis11
Favo
Monstermuffy
viking241
xalxas
uglidoll
wlollpop
gmitchell183
herbe
[DE_BEARS]
DekuBerry
Caagr98
Ripjack
Masterchief_8748
bottspetey
Midobatsu
JaMxW1LDZz
cononr2
LK10
Cammo353
ferret129
wwwyld5
_HIROO_guy_
Woodsie13
GHAST ATE A TWINKIE
badboi787
darkwarrior10000
NeroFortuna
Redracer22
Wum7017
randalpik
Ravklof
koopacreeper1234
therex
minecraftmaniac1
porkchoper
Crackerjack92
Herobrine
MineBlokz
HIKEEP
THESN
Ally Clans:
The Legion of War
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LolzTrollz:These people do not agree with the manifest destiny of all animals. Shun them.
someguy127
Boelens
MONKEY MAN
scelton315
saintsalive
Boelens
Krunchyman
Xkrules
Voxden
NoobNeedsDiamonds
Exclaimer999
priest creeper
Superfan91
Enemy Clans: These clans chose to show mercy to these animals. They chose the way that would bring them NOTHING.
==========================================================================
Pictures: Press F2 in-game and then go into your appdata>.minecraft>screenshots. Upload the pictures to IMGUR and then paste the img URL to this thread.
Signatures: (We need signatures! Members who contribute good signatures will be promoted! Promotion Varies. Signatures should not include the HUD. Some Signatures will not be excepted but still may be used.)
Thanks to UsedtoBeLink2356.
Thanks to RinArrena. Nice Slogan.
RinArrena
RinArrena
RinArrena
Badges: Thanks to AYFTracks for starting the Badges.
AYFTracks
AYFTracks
AYFTracks
AYFTracks
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In accordance to this clan, anyone who does not kill an animal they have already hurt will have committed a crime.
If any member of this clan who has a sword and deliberately hurts an animal but does not use the sword, they have committed a crime, unless they are killing the creature in a more cruel manner.
Sheep must be killed after their wool have been harvested.
The only time any member may handle an animal without killing it is if they are going to lock it up for their own use (For Example, cooping chickens for eggs.)
If any animal is found near a cliff, the player must shove them off and laugh as they fall to their doom.
Animals may be ignored if the player does not feel like abusing it.
The player should dance on where the animal has died.
The player should build mob traps for both monsters and animals.
One tenth (or more) of animal drops should be burned in lava or everlasting fire as a sacrifice.
Animals found stuck should remain stuck or be tortured. Your choice.
Animals found in holes should be covered up. And left there. Or killed.
Actually, just pretty much kill animlas whichever way you find the most brutal and fulfilling.
For the lulz, trap animals and kill them when they have no chance of escaping. TNT is welcomed.
==========================================================================
[This agency does not support actual abuse of animals. Only online animals should be killed and looted. Xuanz is not responsible for the behaviors of the members of this group but he does support the abuse in the virtual animals of Minecraft. Thank you.]
==========================================================================
As for me...
I, Xuanz, will be ruthless to all animals.
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not Help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
Bring the hellfire. I'll probably ally the P.A.E.C.T. and some other random clans. All of those other clans are COMPLETE NONSENSE.
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not Help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
"If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't."
This is for animals because we are evil. Monsters are passively killed, I guess but that depends on the preferences of the user. It is not required to kill monsters but they are definitely allowed
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not Help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
War against
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not Help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
GENERATION OVAR 9000!!!!!!!!: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
If you guys have Fraps, use the picture thing to get a few pictures of you punching any animal. I will put them in a .gif of punching a pig, a sheep, a cow, a chicken, and a squid or something cool like that.
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
Got in a .gif. Its just all the animals dying with the META watermark.
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
They will be used for my needs. I will show them to the sword.
I will not help an animal in need. I will laugh as they fall into my traps.
I will kill even a sheep depleted of its wool.
I will eat the pig's meat.
I will wear the cowhide with pride.
I will throw an egg at a chicken and then shoot it with an arrow made of its own feather.
I will kill the squid and use its internal organs for decorative use.
I will abuse animals freely.
So... yeah...
Also 3 stacks of wool.
So... yeah...
This is a nice responce to all those SPA copycats, making all kinds of random protection clans. Some mobs even have multiple.
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]
Why do you have a SPA banner in your sig? XD
My Clan:
[simg]http://i.imgur.com/h1Atq.gif[/simg]
My stories:(1)
[simg]http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j357/Nguyeninja/6kftusig.jpg?t=1295835928[/simg]