[b]Berserker Pyromaniac Archers of Minecraft (BPAM)[/b]
Do you like TNT, lava, arrows, and secrets of minecraft?.....what about lava drooling skulls?
......Giant cobblestone trex?
this is the clan for you......
if you dont like those things then this is NOT THE CLAN FOR YOU
what do i have to do to get in? requirements:(a lot but easy to meet) [b]READ THE WHOLE POST*[/ b]
be very compotent and or fond of a bow
prefer arrows to blades
cannon/trap know how (I can teach)
have been on at least 1 server
get through interragation (not as bad as it sounds)
be a somewhat intellegent and knowledgeable person
act mature and set a higher example than others
respect all people and there things
dont grief rival clans
dont be stupid
do what i tell you unless it breakes a rule aforementioned
follow and support this clan
tell people you think will be interested
dont **** me off :biggrin.gif:
*you dont have to read the history lesson
what are you guys about anyway? the ideals/goals
WE were the ones to make a bow as soon as we killed enough spiders for the string
WE were the ones to do 360 ladder shots
WE were the ones to become the elite snipers of minecraft
WE were the ones who discovered shooting through lava made arrows burn
WE were the ones to take those imposible long shots
WE were the ones to play with arrow bombs
WE were the ones to make a triple cannon for fun
WE WERE THE ONES TO PLAY WITH FIRE, TNT, LAVA AND ARROWS BEFORE OTHER PEOPLE WE PLAY WITH
WE are fighters and always will be
thats just how we roll
this clans goal is to share some of the coolest minecraft tips and tricks with its members as well as to teach the art of archery to......well.....everyone
it is also in the support of mods like rangecraft and is agianst using swords nearly as much as a bow
also we have a cheerful spirit....
if an admin needs it finished its as good as done
and to get along with people
what is a berserker? WOOOO!!!! HISTORY LESSON TIME !!!!!
Berserkers (or berserks) were Norse warriors who are reported in the Old Norse literature to have fought in a nearly uncontrollable, trance-like fury, a characteristic which later gave rise to the English word berserk. Berserkers are attested in numerous Old Norse sources. Most historians believe that berserkers worked themselves into a rage before battle, but some think that they might have consumed drugged foods.
The Úlfhéðnar (singular Úlfhéðinn), mentioned in the Vatnsdœla saga, Haraldskvæði and the Völsunga saga, were said to wear the pelt of a wolf when they entered battle. Úlfhéðnar are sometimes described as Odin's special warriors, with the pelt from a wolf and a spear as distinguishing features.
I'll ask of the berserks, you tasters of blood,
Those intrepid heroes, how are they treated,
Those who wade out into battle?
Wolf-skinned they are called. In battle
They bear bloody shields.
Red with blood are their spears when they come to fight.
They form a closed group.
The prince in his wisdom puts trust in such men
Who hack through enemy shields.
exerpt from Ynglinga saga the epic poem
from wikipage Berserker
this is cool just thought it would look cool
dosen't really follow the ideals
but is still bad ass and sounds cool.
eh...what the hell?
why join? what we offer
we offer mainly educational services but are a warfare clan as well
we can teach you to to shoot ridiculious long range shots with a bow
we can teach you how to harness TNT
we can teach you how to build a cannon
we can teach you how to make traps
we can teach you how to make arrow bombs
we can teach you how to make cart boosters
finally we can teach you how to take and defend land
how do i join? how to join:
[b]ask here and ill ask some questions via pm
anwser and i will pm you back wether you passed or failed[/b]
why do this instead of public applications?
because it allows us to pick out the griefers and trolls
and to know you personally
what will you ask? what we ask [b]THIS IS THE APPLICATION[/b]
your sreen name?:
got a skype(you just need a mic not a webcam)?:
how many servers have you been on?:
cannon know how?(not necssecairy):
read the oath?:
read the whole post?:
will you follow the rules and oath?:
country of origin?:
what are you willing to do for this clan?:
what is your reason for joining this clan?:
what do you want to learn from us?:
how often will you be on the forums?:
how often will you be on the server?:
do you promise not to use our teachings against us?:
why do you think your fit to join this clan?:
are you willing to die for the clan leaders?(you'll respawn :biggrin.gif:):
*say these below aloud with a british accent
what is your name?:
what is your quest?:
what is the air-speed velocity of a unlaiden swallow?:
if you got this let me know
[b]send as private message to wormyish[/b] [b]from now on geting accepted is going to be a lot harder[/b]
i, as a member of BAPM, will
toy around with the most dangerous things in minecraft,
laugh in death's face, and resist all temptation to grief even if i have the means to do so,
to rebuild the buildings i burn
to kill all griefers on site
to clean up my messes and spills better than BP,
and to fix all important things i blow up.
what do you do to stop griefers? we encourage them to do some thing cool with it or add a neat twist......
(sounds crazy but it works)
our approach to griefers is unique in the fact that we dont actively enforce any laws against griefing
1. there is nothing we can do that greifers are afraid of.
2. you can make some cool holes with tnt.
3.maybe to them this is like an art.
4. this way because we aren't affected by the griefing they have no motivation
5.griefers might actually just be bored senseable people
6. they might actually be good at building
so how are you guys organized? ranking (i dont like this but its in the clan rules)
Owltalon97-Housing and Labor Department
UNC5052- Legis (assists council with making laws)
church521-Transportation and Engineering Department
Farmerboy224-Agriculture and Environmental Department
Supreme Commander(what? i like RTS)(owner/CEO)[that's me, wormyish]
if you will notice i have not touched base on punishments or any set rules,
this is because if you do not act the way you should as a member of this clan,
i can make your online life a living hell,
and i have faith that will not have to happen
put this in the other section of the application
this is to people that are not the kind you would want to be around,
this is not in any way pointed or directed at sensable and honest people
thanks :biggrin.gif: -wormyish just for fun
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