I heard a good one earlier. So, this guy wanted a college scholarship, so he applied to the ones that are sponsored by racial advancement groups like the NAACP, et al. Bad part is, he's totally white. Becuase race is a protected status you cannot just ask for, they never figured it out. So, after meeting their (lower) standards and being approved, he finally went to meet them in person. When they discovered he wasn't black, he made sure to get thier implied refusal on tape. A few weeks later, he's holding a racial discrimination charge over their heads, and they give him $70,000 to walk away; in return for thier backwards bigotry.
Im not a racist in any way, and thats why its a funny story. The only racists left are those who practice it opposite the historical fashion.
The easiest way to make money in America right now is Social Security Disability abuse. Any lawyer who works in that field is a robbing hack, and most people on it are freeloaders. True Story.
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