When I was five I was petting my neighbors dog. It was a huge doberman much bigger than me. It seemed to be enjoying the massage I was giving it for a few minutes, before it turned around and grabbed my entire head in its mouth. I honestly thought it was going to crush my skull, but the owner managed to pry it away from me. I don't remember much other than the sight of dark red. Turns out its teeth punctured right through my right eyeball and weren't that far away from my brain, so the injury could have been much worse. My pupil was leaking into the iris and the rest of my eye, so it looked more like a cat's eye than a humans. Gross stuff.
Holy crap! D:
Your ok now right?
I was cringing while reading this.
Getting shot? Being injured from a bungee jump? You certainly sound like you have a very colourful lifestyle.
Not trying to sound 2edgy4u here but I've had lots of bad things happen to me.
Onto the next thing. This one certanly isn't the worst but I'll share it anyway:
In 2012, I again made the wise decision of cutting through an alley behind some night club. This time with some friends. Now, as you know, some people like to use drugs in back alleys. Well, one of those people thought that they knew me. Started calling me 'Jake' and asking for 'the stuff'. I assumed it was more drugs. My friends started getting anxious and were asking me who this unkempt gentleman in front of me demanding drugs was. I denied ever meeting this person. He got mad, pulled a knife, threatened to 'slice me up' if I didn't give him more drugs. He slashed wildly at me, completely missed and I caught and broke his wrist. That whole exchange lasted about three minutes during which none of my friends decided that it would be a good idea to call the police or step in to help me.
I think it's time I go on another little midnight excursion so I can get in more danger and then boast about it on the Internet.[/sarcasm]
I was at my friends house and his house is in the middle of the woods, very creepy and what not. Anyways we had just finished a delve through the internet for scary stuff and needless to say we were pretty spooked. We go to bed on his couch that reclines and as we lie there waiting for sleep to come, the couch flips over. We were lying comfortably for a solid 5-10 minutes before this happened so we were really creeped out. Got up, flipped the couch back up and proceeded to go to sleep again, this time with the blankets a little more over our faces haha.