Used to be HORRIFIED of the shower drain, because my brothers would tell me that some kid had lost his foot because his toe got stuck in one of the holes and it wouldn't come out. After that, there was about two years of not even getting close to the drain!
I thought vegetables and toys would get up and move whenever I looked away or if the lights were off. I thought this I was 8.. Thanks Veggie Tales and Toy Story...
I thought that if you ate the black seeds in watermelons you would grow a watermelon in your stomach.
Also... (I'm just adding more and more to this.)
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
Germany is evil.
Russia is evil.
South is warm, North is cold, only exception is Antarctica.
All the planets and the sun are the same size.
There is only one moon, Earths moon.
You got to space by flying up, not complicated orbit physics.
Lasers are fake.
The people in a country/state/province/territory/district/city/town are called their country/state/province/territory/district/city/town's name + ians. Example: Quebec-Quebecians.
Log off had to do with logs from a tree.
Wind mills spun from electricity, not the wind.
Destroying lego and losing minifigures is a good idea. (I now regret everything I did with my lego, I had minifigs that are worth tons now!)
The earth is flat, it looking round is an illusion.
I was a genius.
Computer games are boring.
All fish species you have as pets never originated from the wild.
Dandelions are good, they are flowers.
Putting mulch, grass, and stones in a big leaf made a taco.
The big dipper and other constellations are rare things to see. It wasn't until I was 7 that I learned that the stars right above me, every clear night, made the big dipper.
Stars are really tiny.
Stars can fall to Earth.
Owls will come onto your windowsill and watch you if you don't close the blinds.
Saying a certain word in the dark would summon a ghost.
Ghosts can make forcefields to trap you.
Having someone else with you made ghosts go away.
Stars are shaped like star polygons.
Human hearts are shaped like hearts.
You know when your parents would say, "It went the wrong way" when you choked? I thought the food could end up in your hand, your feet, anywhere actually.
Still haven't found the captain, a flight attendant, and 3 of the passengers.
The only parts we didn't find of the plane were an engine, the rear ring, the snack cart, and some assorted windows.
I doesn't matter though, because my grandparents moved out of that house years ago.
Should have done the basis of Lost...
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Gaming, history, science and technology enthusiast. Don't mind my cynicism.
I thought an anatomically correct heart looked like a "cartoony" heart.
I thought the sewers didn't exist.
I thought the word "sewage" had to do with sausages.
I thought the moon didn't emit any light onto Earth.
I thought that when the sun was out, it was daytime for the entire Earth, and the same for night.
I thought "evening" didn't exist.
I thought that all characters I saw on video games and cartoons, and anything fake and animated, really, actually existed.
Even the places in video games and cartoons.
I thought that animals were adults all the time. Nope, no baby or teenager phase at all.
I thought Nintendo was the only company that existed. Shortly after I learned companies like Microsoft existed too, I thought Nintendo was the only good company. Little did I know, I USED WINDOWS AS A KID. I was blissfully unaware of that.
I thought trees had one growth stage, and that was fully grown.
I thought that there were no difference between roosters and hens, and so I thought all chickens laid eggs.
I thought getting married meant a stork would actually come to your house and deliver a baby.
Wait, didn't we all think this?
I thought there was a way for drawings to come to life.
I thought animals never used the bathroom.
I thought that humans' legs and arms had the same height and width. Always.
I thought the only trees that existed were pine trees. Our old yard was full of'em.
I thought animals were humans transformed into those animals.
I thought alcohol, drugs, and stuff like that didn't exist until I was told by my school: "Don't drink, and don't to drugs, kids!"
I thought jungles were the same things as forests.
I thought all animals can live in any climate, biome, etc.
I thought that the word "hibernate" meant to change a color of something.
I thought migrate meant the same thing as above.
I thought Mario Kart was an actual thing, and you could go in those karts and drive around.
I thought the higher score you had in golf, the better.
I thought that you could just say something to a dog, and it would do that.
For example, you tell a dog to sit. It'll just sit. No training whatsoever.
That's all I can think of right now... WHEW. My post seems kinda long.
Lobsters were monsters
Samples were examples Imagine that being said in a tiny 4 year old's voice...
The smartest way to open a spraypaint can was with a shovel.
I didn't want to have kids because it hurt... I didn't want to adopt a baby from another country because said infant wouldn't be able to speak my language.
I thought it was unfair for me to not be able to bungee jump at eight.
I thought tiny microscopic people existed and used the window blinds as ladders.
I thought that Stalinism was Communism (to clarify, I mean that I thought that Stalinism was all of Communism and not a branch of Socialism).
I thought that the world was a perfect place.
I thought that my mother was the best person in the entire world and my father was the worst.
Boy, have I changed.
"Democracy is the road to socialism." -Karl Marx
"The goal of socialism is communism." -Vladimir Lenin
Scumbag Brother...
I thought vegetables and toys would get up and move whenever I looked away or if the lights were off. I thought this I was 8..
Thanks Veggie Tales and Toy Story...
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umm...Why? I couldn't help me self from laughing.
I thought Japan was a continent and Vietnam was where Korea is.
I thought if I said "If I do this I'll get this" Would actually come true.
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Also... (I'm just adding more and more to this.)
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
Germany is evil.
Russia is evil.
South is warm, North is cold, only exception is Antarctica.
All the planets and the sun are the same size.
There is only one moon, Earths moon.
You got to space by flying up, not complicated orbit physics.
Lasers are fake.
The people in a country/state/province/territory/district/city/town are called their country/state/province/territory/district/city/town's name + ians. Example: Quebec-Quebecians.
Log off had to do with logs from a tree.
Wind mills spun from electricity, not the wind.
Destroying lego and losing minifigures is a good idea. (I now regret everything I did with my lego, I had minifigs that are worth tons now!)
The earth is flat, it looking round is an illusion.
I was a genius.
Computer games are boring.
All fish species you have as pets never originated from the wild.
Dandelions are good, they are flowers.
Putting mulch, grass, and stones in a big leaf made a taco.
The big dipper and other constellations are rare things to see. It wasn't until I was 7 that I learned that the stars right above me, every clear night, made the big dipper.
Stars are really tiny.
Stars can fall to Earth.
Owls will come onto your windowsill and watch you if you don't close the blinds.
Saying a certain word in the dark would summon a ghost.
Ghosts can make forcefields to trap you.
Having someone else with you made ghosts go away.
Stars are shaped like star polygons.
Human hearts are shaped like hearts.
You know when your parents would say, "It went the wrong way" when you choked? I thought the food could end up in your hand, your feet, anywhere actually.
I thought there were bears under my bath tub drinking my bath water, because the pipes would make the water create a "RAUUHRR" noise.
Gaming, history, science and technology enthusiast. Don't mind my cynicism.
I thought the sewers didn't exist.
I thought the word "sewage" had to do with sausages.
I thought the moon didn't emit any light onto Earth.
I thought that when the sun was out, it was daytime for the entire Earth, and the same for night.
I thought "evening" didn't exist.
I thought that all characters I saw on video games and cartoons, and anything fake and animated, really, actually existed.
Even the places in video games and cartoons.
I thought that animals were adults all the time. Nope, no baby or teenager phase at all.
I thought Nintendo was the only company that existed. Shortly after I learned companies like Microsoft existed too, I thought Nintendo was the only good company. Little did I know, I USED WINDOWS AS A KID. I was blissfully unaware of that.
I thought trees had one growth stage, and that was fully grown.
I thought that there were no difference between roosters and hens, and so I thought all chickens laid eggs.
I thought getting married meant a stork would actually come to your house and deliver a baby.
Wait, didn't we all think this?
I thought there was a way for drawings to come to life.
I thought animals never used the bathroom.
I thought that humans' legs and arms had the same height and width. Always.
I thought the only trees that existed were pine trees. Our old yard was full of'em.
I thought animals were humans transformed into those animals.
I thought alcohol, drugs, and stuff like that didn't exist until I was told by my school: "Don't drink, and don't to drugs, kids!"
I thought jungles were the same things as forests.
I thought all animals can live in any climate, biome, etc.
I thought that the word "hibernate" meant to change a color of something.
I thought migrate meant the same thing as above.
I thought Mario Kart was an actual thing, and you could go in those karts and drive around.
I thought the higher score you had in golf, the better.
I thought that you could just say something to a dog, and it would do that.
For example, you tell a dog to sit. It'll just sit. No training whatsoever.
That's all I can think of right now... WHEW. My post seems kinda long.
Samples were examples
Imagine that being said in a tiny 4 year old's voice...
The smartest way to open a spraypaint can was with a shovel.
I didn't want to have kids because it hurt... I didn't want to adopt a baby from another country because said infant wouldn't be able to speak my language.
I thought it was unfair for me to not be able to bungee jump at eight.
I thought tiny microscopic people existed and used the window blinds as ladders.
I can't think of anymore.
I thought that my oldest sister was actually adopted. Just a joke one of my family members told.
(Childhood myths anyone?)
don't expect me to be on much.
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