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Quote from reded88

I thought god was real.

Oh shut up you.

I thought that... uh...
I suddenly feel really smart.
EDIT: Wait! I thought that there were monsters in the bathroom!
I still turn the light on before I go inside too.

Off Topic: Good job people! You managed to NOT start a giant text war because someone said that they thought god was real!
As for the person who said it, you have 5 seconds to get rid of it before this entire thread is killed by religious fanatics and hardcore Atheists warring it out..

Quote from reded88

I thought god was real.

I thought that people had better things to do than make cowardly attacks on people's beliefs.

Back on topic:
I knew that the tooth fairy, Santa, etc. were myths.
I knew where babies came from.
I knew that monsters weren't real.
I knew how to read and write since I was five.

Basically, I was so mature for my age it was kind of freaky.

I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

Quote from pinballboy7

I thought that people had better things to do than make cowardly attacks on people's beliefs.

Back on topic:
I knew that the tooth fairy, Santa, etc. were myths.
I knew where babies came from.
I knew that monsters weren't real.
I knew how to read and write since I was five.

Basically, I was so mature for my age it was kind of freaky.

Umm.. that's not that mature. Every kid can do those things, except most kids can read and write when they are 3..

Quote from Mistika2489

Umm.. that's not that mature. Every kid can do those things, except most kids can read and write when they are 3..

Most children cannot read until they are around six or seven, when they go to school.
Anyways, since when is knowledge a physical action?

Quote from Xenophobia_Lord

And that's what "pregnancy" really is.

I used to think eating the seeds in green beans was better because then green beans would grow inside your stomach. Turns out it was just an excuse I told my parents so I didn't have to eat them.

The major difference is that you don't get pregnant from eating plants

I thought the word Anatomy was pronounced (Ann * A * Tomey)

Quote from weterman

Who told you where babies came from when you were 5?

Parents, obviously. Of course, I didn't learn all the "details" until I was older.

Quote from SwordEnchantment

I thought that ponies were for little girls.

What happens when I say THEYSTILLAREYOUAREJUSTONEOFTHOSEGUYSWHOLIKEPONIESBUTITSCOOLWITHMECAUSEIWATCHEDMLPBEFOREANDNOTDOINGTHATAGAIN.I thought my hot wheels cars could fly so I threw them out the window.I learned why airplanes have wingsI also thought I had super powersJust another thought. I was lucky I learned about aerodynamics before attempting to fly.

Quote from reded88

I thought god was real.

Okay REALLY?

http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/science.shtml

something to make you think

Quote from pinballboy7

The awkward moment when you realize you typed five instead of three.

Most children cannot read until they are around six or seven, when they go to school.
Anyways, since when is knowledge a physical action?

That awkward moment when I typed with grammar that doesn't even make sense...

God, It's been a long time since I was in school.

I was told by my ever honest parents the only way to clean an animal's teeth was to take them all out, put them into a tiny little machine similar to a dish washer, and when they're clean, put them back in.

I used to think, in animated stuff, that everything moving on screen was an actor wearing a costume.

I never had any really childish thoughts, but I when I was really young I wanted to go on a plane because I thought I'd be able to see the stars easier.

That B.C meant "Before Comedy" because of Spongebob

I thought there were alligators in the sewers, so when I flushed I thought an alligator was going to come out of the toilet.

My cousin told me that if I didn't wash my toes, they'd fall off.

Quote from Blootz

My cousin told me that if I didn't wash my toes, they'd fall off.

Well, at least your feet were clean!