Dude, please don't bag on religion. It's okay to have opinions, but please be careful about which ones you express.
on another entirely different matter, one of the stupidest things someone has ever said to me - "If you hold a gun sideways, which direction does it recoil when it fires?" -My brother
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
Dude, please don't bag on religion. It's okay to have opinions, but please be careful about which ones you express.
Without intentions to bag on religion; you can't honestly say 100% of the bible is true... most of what's describen is highly unrealistic, and it's been translated between languages countless times.
On a side-note though, if you take it with a pinch of salt a lot of it actually can be based in true events.
"Are you a brony if you've seen a commercial for "My Little Pony"?"
-A kid at my school. My brony friend and I burst out laughing at that.
"If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and force two dodos to make out."
-Another kid at my school. Apparently, he doesn't have a large enough vocabulary to know the word "mate". Also, how could a few baby dodos save the entire species without intense inbreeding?
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"Shall I take you away, to the place where dreams come true?"
Opinion is opinions, right? Like, rap/hip-hop/today's pop is all a bunch of matterless trash to me, with ridiculous and terrible artists. But whatever.
OP: A kid in my class confused "apostophe" (apóstrofo) with "apostle" (apóstulo) and wrote in the exam: "Apostle are those dudes who kept following Jesus and went with him on the little dinner that Michelangelo photographed."
In the Middle of class, Our Resident Douchebag Threw Up his hands, said "F*CK YOU TEACHER" (to our very nice, Old man teacher who treats us well) "YOUR MATH IS TO HARD FOR ME, I F*CKING QUIT, MATH IS GAY, BECAUSE I CAN JUST USE A CALCULATOR"
Then he can be a homeless idiot out on the street, because if you fail math, you fail life.
I mean it. Even in less-developed countries in the world, you'll at least need to know some algebra or at least mathematics to get at most a low paying job.
Same person as my last post.)
We were talking about Earth day in my 6th hour and She blurted out "We actually have this day?" Everyone said "No" in sarcasm.
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"HMMMMM HMMMMM (country 1) (country 2) DELAWARE (country 4) (country 5)"
"What is demography, George?"
"Demography comes from the latine. Graphy was meant to be study and demo was meant to be demon. Hence it is study of the Lucifer"
Dude, please don't bag on religion. It's okay to have opinions, but please be careful about which ones you express.
on another entirely different matter, one of the stupidest things someone has ever said to me - "If you hold a gun sideways, which direction does it recoil when it fires?" -My brother
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
Also he broke the freaking Constitution!!
Without intentions to bag on religion; you can't honestly say 100% of the bible is true... most of what's describen is highly unrealistic, and it's been translated between languages countless times.
On a side-note though, if you take it with a pinch of salt a lot of it actually can be based in true events.
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Curse Premium-A kid at my school. My brony friend and I burst out laughing at that.
"If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and force two dodos to make out."
-Another kid at my school. Apparently, he doesn't have a large enough vocabulary to know the word "mate". Also, how could a few baby dodos save the entire species without intense inbreeding?
#BAUM4EXILE2014
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HELP CAPSLOCK KEY FELL OFF IT SWITCHES ON AND OFF, HELP PLS.
I can't name them all, but here are a few:
"Why would you get a job if you can just smoke pot the whole day?"
"Rock music is so loud and stupid, why don't you just listen to normal music?"
*Any football discussion about which football team is best*
What exactly is that thing in your avatar?
OP: I agree with the Rock Music thing.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/minecraft-discussion/suggestions/2244263-the-sawmill
Frank, a personage of one of my favorite movies called "Donnie Darko"
Finally!
Someone who has seen the masterpiece!
Opinion is opinions, right? Like, rap/hip-hop/today's pop is all a bunch of matterless trash to me, with ridiculous and terrible artists. But whatever.
OP: A kid in my class confused "apostophe" (apóstrofo) with "apostle" (apóstulo) and wrote in the exam: "Apostle are those dudes who kept following Jesus and went with him on the little dinner that Michelangelo photographed."
If you're being serious, pls die. If not, hey that's not stupid! o:<
I have to sort of agree here. I enjoy rock music to an extent, but I loathe the heavy metal that makes up the majority of the rock genre.
Lady:"I'm not pregnant...."
Awkward silence....
ayy lmao
Click for penguins in minecraft!
Then he can be a homeless idiot out on the street, because if you fail math, you fail life.
I mean it. Even in less-developed countries in the world, you'll at least need to know some algebra or at least mathematics to get at most a low paying job.
It's a quote from the actual movie, please read the conversation before you post something like this.
How can facts support whether someone likes a game or not?
We were talking about Earth day in my 6th hour and She blurted out "We actually have this day?" Everyone said "No" in sarcasm.
#BAUM4EXILE2014
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HELP CAPSLOCK KEY FELL OFF IT SWITCHES ON AND OFF, HELP PLS.