Some time ago my family and I were on the highway in the car running some errands or something. I was in the front seat, my dad was driving, and my mom and sister were in the back. To pass the time, my dad and I tried to read the license plates of other cars as soon as they came into view. That got us talking about license plates and the following happened:
My dad and I: "Blah bla blah bla bla bla blah bla blah blah blah license plates bla blah bla bla blah bla."
To save all you people 58 seconds of your life, her quest to atheists is "If god isn't real, who wrote the bible?" And she tells us to "think about it. Just think about it."
Anyways, this is the first person I've heard of who actually thinks god wrote the bible. xD
Anything my mom says when I try to explain software or computers or video games is dumb. When I showed her a call of duty blops 2 video she said "You're killing innocent people! That woman making a sandwich in the kitchen got shot!" When I looked back to see what she meant was one of the mannequins were shot... She thought a non-moving piece of plastic and had albino white skin was a real human.
Dude! Bathtubs are like inside out boats, someone laid this one on me today.
But they ARE like inside out boats. Instead of keeping you dry from the water outside, they keep you wet and keep the outside dry.
To add to the general conversation, probably my sister yelling at me about how "I should spend more money on her and buy her more games."
My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.
~A kid in my class. No, he's not from another country.
"Wait, Rhode Island's a state?"
~My friend, as I told that story to him. He isn't from another country, either.
(its the moon landing)
Did someone say yaoi was amazing, or did someone find it amazing that someone was reading yaoi?
Me: "You can't throw enderpearls on creative."
Friend: "Uh... yeah you can."
Me: "No you can't. I've tried it, it doesn't work.
Friend: "Then your game's glitching..."
Haven't won too many arguments with that guy. It's on the more impossible side when it comes to stubborn people.
My dad and I: "Blah bla blah bla bla bla blah bla blah blah blah license plates bla blah bla bla blah bla."
Sister: "Why are all license plates different?"
Me: "Isn't that kinda the point?"
And we lol'd all the way home...:)
I usually have a neutral/undecided standpoint on things. And yes, I am part Swiss.
Or in my case.... "You have glasses, you must be smart."
I hate people who assume I'm some sort of nerd because I have glasses. While they may be right, its a matter of principal
Wait for time
In the break of new dawn
We will never meet
To save all you people 58 seconds of your life, her quest to atheists is "If god isn't real, who wrote the bible?" And she tells us to "think about it. Just think about it."
Anyways, this is the first person I've heard of who actually thinks god wrote the bible. xD
He then called me a f**king a**.
What are his parents doing?
Allowing him to cuss when he is 5.
At this rate, preschool teachers will have to teach them profanity so they can use it when they grow up.
wow, that's just... wow
Heh. I wish...
Neglecting him. Poor kid.
But they ARE like inside out boats. Instead of keeping you dry from the water outside, they keep you wet and keep the outside dry.
To add to the general conversation, probably my sister yelling at me about how "I should spend more money on her and buy her more games."
My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.
It's good if you want it to be good.
Greater than.
Oh wait, that isn't valid.
Since no one ever says that.