My sister has said many things that could be considered very "stupid" but just yesterday I was telling her that she was born during the Bush Administration and she said "Ask me a question about the time when I was born" so I said "What was Bush's first name" and she answered "President... WAIT NO it's George". She's a super silly goose.
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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king
I was supervising some students on a construction project and noticed that all the pieces were much shorter than they should be. Instead of being ten inches, they were actually ten centimeters. Upon asking the person measuring the pieces out, I got the answer:
"Inches and centimeters? They're the same thing, right?"
This post is dedicated in loving memory to those pieces of 2x4 cut to the wrong lengths and eventually discarded.
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And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
Our family sells trees for a living, both for landscaping and Christmas. Naturally we have to deal with lots customers, some who have proven to be quite stupid.
Once a lady asked if we had any coniferous trees. This threw me off because all the trees we sold at Christmas were coniferous.
This next story comes from one of our workers. We have traffic cones to separate car parking and paths that we use to access our tree fields with our vehicles (tractors and such), and a lady had parked within the boundaries set by the cones. We sent the worker to ask the lady to move her car somewhere else, and she responded by saying "Oh, I thought that was the nice car parking." I don't think she was joking.
So, I was discussing one of the games we'd made up with two of my friends. I asked one friend a question about the amount of people in the game who are a certain way. This was the conversation that followed:
Friend: Eighty thousand.
Me: Eighty thousand? That's not a lot at all!
Other friend: That's actually around the amount of people in the world.
Me+Friend:*stare at other friend blankly*
Me: There are 7 billion people in the world.....
We're in fifth grade. Pretty young compared to y'all, but still. She should know how many people are in the world.
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Friend: I think sunstroke should be in Minecraft. The way it would work is if you wear iron armour for too long in the sun, your heat meter will go down. If it reaches empty you pass out for a day.
Me: This adds to micromanagement and would be very annoying. Also, the "pass out for a day" part would completely break multiplayer.
Friend: Well, your opinion isn't everyone's opinion. I actually want sunstroke in Minecraft.
Me saying to myself: This kid cannot handle criticism AT ALL!
On the Interwebs, I was watching this video about stupid anti-gun quotes, and this one women went on to say that simply banning the sale of all firearms and ammo wasn't enough. That you would have to confiscate all guns as she knew a person who was shot by a unloaded gun.
"I know you are," says a friends of mine.
Even if you were going to insult somebody, at least be more original than throwing the same insult right back at them.
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Random junk is random:
A few of my suggestions and a personal favorite suggestions. More neat-o suggestions in my bio.
Actually, it would be elephants = monkey chocolates squared.
#rekt
Add me on steam!
Random junk is random:
A few of my suggestions and a personal favorite suggestions. More neat-o suggestions in my bio.
My sister has said many things that could be considered very "stupid" but just yesterday I was telling her that she was born during the Bush Administration and she said "Ask me a question about the time when I was born" so I said "What was Bush's first name" and she answered "President... WAIT NO it's George". She's a super silly goose.
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king
I was supervising some students on a construction project and noticed that all the pieces were much shorter than they should be. Instead of being ten inches, they were actually ten centimeters. Upon asking the person measuring the pieces out, I got the answer:
"Inches and centimeters? They're the same thing, right?"
This post is dedicated in loving memory to those pieces of 2x4 cut to the wrong lengths and eventually discarded.
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
Our family sells trees for a living, both for landscaping and Christmas. Naturally we have to deal with lots customers, some who have proven to be quite stupid.
Once a lady asked if we had any coniferous trees. This threw me off because all the trees we sold at Christmas were coniferous.
This next story comes from one of our workers. We have traffic cones to separate car parking and paths that we use to access our tree fields with our vehicles (tractors and such), and a lady had parked within the boundaries set by the cones. We sent the worker to ask the lady to move her car somewhere else, and she responded by saying "Oh, I thought that was the nice car parking." I don't think she was joking.
"Can your baby get pregnantif you have sex while pregnant?" Someoone on Twitter
I think the stupidest thing I heard is still:
"it destroys to a cactus!" - Courtesy of our own Minecraft Forums.
So, I was discussing one of the games we'd made up with two of my friends. I asked one friend a question about the amount of people in the game who are a certain way. This was the conversation that followed:
Friend: Eighty thousand.
Me: Eighty thousand? That's not a lot at all!
Other friend: That's actually around the amount of people in the world.
Me+Friend:*stare at other friend blankly*
Me: There are 7 billion people in the world.....
We're in fifth grade. Pretty young compared to y'all, but still. She should know how many people are in the world.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
We see this too much on the Forums.
I looked it up and saw it on yahoo...
wow
I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
-10 yr old girl on Yahoo Answers: Transcript
Girl: Hey I kissed a boy today will I get pregnant, I think I tasted his sperm (or something idk).
Answer 1: yes get a abortion m8.
Girl: Ok thanks I have decided on a abortion.
Answer 2: No you can't.
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I saw someone online type in chat "TYPE LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
"You have downy"
So retarded to say or YOLO gets really old.
In History class, a picture of Stalin was shown to our class. One girl yelled "Hey, isn't that Ghandi!?"
Made the yearbook as stupidest thing someone said.
Side note: this was a class of 17 to 19 year olds, in the (suppose to be) 'smartest' group in our high school..
Me at age 12 "What food places are there to eat?"
Step Mother "Let's see... McDonalds, Taco Bell, Arctic Circle, Walgreens, Re--
Me "WALGREENS! Let's eat at Walgreens!"
ignore this thing right here its dumb!
On the Interwebs, I was watching this video about stupid anti-gun quotes, and this one women went on to say that simply banning the sale of all firearms and ammo wasn't enough. That you would have to confiscate all guns as she knew a person who was shot by a unloaded gun.
This is from my mom:
"Sicky-socky, sicky-socky! Oi! Oi! Oi!"
I'm sure she means to have fun, but still, that's embarrassing!
#TeamLitten I finally decided!
My avatar is currently a Whisper, Jibanyan and words. Oh, and Buttons's glasses.
Even though I do like Litten, Popplio deserves love too. #PopplioDefenseSquad
Say hello to my latest obsession I will spend hours talking to myself about, AKA Yo-Kai Watch.
Yep. I'll PM it to you as it has some cussing and is a controversial topic, so I don't want to get in trouble.
my friend said that
he fixed the car
i used it
yes you know what happened